The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

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Posted by Samantha at 02:58 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Thankfully, I can say that I wouldn't have won $25,000 from this contest since I've never had a "clog story".

It seems the Scott toilet paper company hosted a contest recently to share some worst toilet clog story.

The winner was Jim Holeva and you can read his story and others' here: Share your cloggiest moment.

Here's just a sampling of the weird stories sent in:

"An elderly woman confesses to a flight attendant that she dropped her teeth in the toilet, then emerges from the bathroom with a blue grin."

"A bridesmaid sneakily tries on the bride’s gown, only to flush the train down the toilet, leaving the dress soaked and stained in blue chemical."

A young woman clogs the toilet, slips on the overflowing water and bumps her head moments before her first date arrives.

So, do you have any worst clog stories to share? That is, if it's not too embarrassing for you, lol.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:01 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

I don't know if you've seen this before, but here is a quick funny one to please your senses... well..., not your tastebuds.

Yuck!

Here's what you need to do (don't ask me what it's all saying, though):

1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5 CLICK ON "APRI"

Enjoy your morning cup a' joe.

I'm so glad I don't drink coffee.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)