Is That An Anaconda In Your Toilet, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Thankfully, I can say that I wouldn't have won $25,000 from this contest since I've never had a "clog story".
It seems the Scott toilet paper company hosted a contest recently to share some worst toilet clog story.
The winner was Jim Holeva and you can read his story and others' here: Share your cloggiest moment.
Here's just a sampling of the weird stories sent in:
"An elderly woman confesses to a flight attendant that she dropped her teeth in the toilet, then emerges from the bathroom with a blue grin."Well, who needs to wash them off... toilets are clean, right?
"A bridesmaid sneakily tries on the bride’s gown, only to flush the train down the toilet, leaving the dress soaked and stained in blue chemical."Two words: Dead Meat!
A young woman clogs the toilet, slips on the overflowing water and bumps her head moments before her first date arrives.Let me guess, no second date.
So, do you have any worst clog stories to share? That is, if it's not too embarrassing for you, lol.
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Comments
My Mr. Man would be all over a contest like this one. He already takes such pride in what happens in the bathroom. ;-)
Posted by: Sher | March 26, 2007 06:40 PM