The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Aw, they're so lovely and furry and snuggly and something-y.

Blech!

This is how much I love them....

The cow: IT tastes great on a bun with ketchup and even great grilled and served with peppercorn sauce.

The fish: it is great feeling the tug of IT, WHICH is on my hook as I reel IT into my boat. And, it is also wonderful gutting, cleaning, and frying IT up.

The (fill-in-the-blank): ah, h*ll... they're all good.

No, I haven't lost it. I'm just poking a little fun at PETA after they sent a complaint letter, telling journalists to stop referring to animals as "it" and "which".

Apparently, they would prefer to be called "he", "she", and "who" ('cause animals are just so astute, eh).

PETA dispatched a letter to Norm Goldstein, editor of The Associated Press Stylebook, suggesting that it is time to revise the book’s language guidelines—which currently characterize animals as inanimate objects—and bring the references in line with 21st century attitudes.

Morons.

They're dinner. Plain and simple. Dinner.

Check out Malkin's article for more, and if you love eating chicken or just plain old hate PETA and all those wackos, head on over to the KFC Cruelty site and poke a little fun at PETA with the sign generator.

Here's mine:

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