The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsI Slept In On Earth Day With My TV Blaring, The Lights On, And A Wad Full Of TP In The Toilet
That's my way of saying "bite me" to all those eco-freaks out there.
Of course, this is primarily in response to Sheryl Crow's toilet paper limitation idea. If you hadn't already heard, singer Sheryl Crow apparently believes people can wipe their a$$e$ with only one frickin' square sheet of toilet paper.
I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.Talk about a world full of stinky brown butts if a law like that passes.
Not to mention there'd be an over-consumption of water as washing machines will be working overtime to clean all that dirty underwear on a daily basis.
I don't quite understand the dimwitted ideologies of those fruitcakes. I mean, let's travel around in "three tractor trailers, four buses, and six cars" and tout the "boo-hoo's" of global warming.
Ya, global warming is real, you f*cknuts, it's called the natural cycle of this solar system. It's the natural warming of this globe due to a cyclical solar pattern, NOT due to human err.
But, those are big words for you eco-screwjobs out there, so I don't expect you to get it.
More on the square one here.
Comments
Sheryl Crow and that whole Hollyweird lot are just plain crazy. The only difference between them and any old nutjob from the local loonie bin is that they can get in front of the press and make their insane pronoucements for the whole world to see and hear.
Stupid old Crow should know that TP is made from recycled paper anyway.
Maybe she and her ilk should go back to wiping with rags, tossing them in the washer after use.
Knowing her she'd fold the rag several times to get as much use out of it as she could.
Posted by: Mark Shipley | April 26, 2007 04:48 AM
She later tried to say she was joking, to try and save face. She probably saw herself making them statements and realized how much of an idiot she looked like. Or the drugs wore off?
It's true what you said about the Global Warming being a natural process, but we are making it speed up a bit really. Unfortunately it's being blown out of proportion.
Posted by: MacBros | April 26, 2007 05:56 AM
No amount of back peddling will make me believe she didn't mean it - whether drug induced or drunk induced. Those kind of enviro-wienies don't have two brain cells to rub together, so I'm pretty sure deep down, she meant it.
We're having a freakin' long winter here, longest one in many, many years, and that's just another reason why I don't buy this whole humans causing global warming sh*t. Not to mention creating such a concept is just a hidden agenda of some to profit off the naivity of people.
Posted by: Sam | April 26, 2007 11:52 AM
Amen, Sam!
Posted by: Mark Shipley | April 26, 2007 08:13 PM
We had hardy any winter on the east coast. Lots a rain.
Posted by: MacBros | April 26, 2007 08:34 PM
Thanks, Mark
MacBros - lucky bum, you stole our weather! It's still snowing in some areas around here, and it's frickin' going to be May already, lol.
Posted by: Sam | April 26, 2007 08:45 PM
Sheryl Crow needs to skip the whole TP route all together and use corn cobs. Odds are she could….
Posted by: Mark Shipley | April 28, 2007 09:30 AM
That would be cruelty to veggies, lol.
Posted by: Sam | May 1, 2007 04:52 PM