The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

Some of you may know that I've written about The P-Mate in the past, but you must admit it's one item that never gets too old to laugh at. So, when Alabama Improper sent this article in to me, I just felt I had to publish it.

This article contributed by Alabama Improper.

I have found the next big thing in female products.

Check out the PeeMate.

OK, I definitely have seen it all.

Wait, I had better not say that again, I am always proven wrong. It's kind of like that never say never phrase? Yeah.

Well, I don't think I'd ever need the PeeMate, but one never can tell.

P-Mate was invented by a creative Dutch woman. They allow girls and women of all ages the ability to neatly pee standing up.

The P-Mate is basically like a cardboard shoe with the toe cut off. You place the entrance of the 'shoe' directly under your urethra, between your legs, pee into the shoe and then make sure that the hole at the toe end is funnelling the urine out somewhere other than on your feet.

Whoot! Just what I have always wanted. You know, I am often out in the fields, on the side of the roads, frequent several filthy restrooms so yeah, I think this would come in handy.

Gah, I hope ya'll know I am KIDDING!

The PeeMate website also boasts -

• The P-Mate is a revolutionary way for women to pee discreetly without having to pull down their pants and squat.
• The P-Mate allows women to pee standing up.
• The P-Mate is the most amazing female urinary device.
• The P-Mate gives women the freedom to pee like men.
• The P-Mate is clean and hygienic.
• The P-Mate is covered with a 4-leaf clover design as it is good luck to have one with you when you are in need.
• The P-Mate does NOT get all wet and soggy after use. You can easily slip it back into a pocket or bag for later disposal if you are outdoors where there is no garbage can.

Good grief, who is writing their promotional brochures? LOL In their defense I suppose there is only so much one can say about this particular product.

Well?! What are you waiting for? Get on over and order yours today.

Men - don't even think about getting this for your woman as some sort of gift. Sheeesh.

I found it while Stumbling.

Article contributed by Alabama Improper.