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No, not that... well... ya, that too.
Actually, "it feels good" is my response to Committees of Correspondence who asked me,
How does it feel to beat out Google? ;-))Okay, this may be the only way I'll ever beat out Google - through visitor paths of my readers to other blogs - but I'll take it, lol.
Anyhow, I had a good laugh when I got this from Committees of Correspondence, so I thought you might get a chuckle, too.
Take that, Google!
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And, it seems that "someone's" been cleaning house lately as we say good riddance, I mean goodbye to some horrendous morons.
First, we saw moron #13 (how fitting), Saddam Hussein, dangling to his death on December 30th, 2006 for his gruesome acts against humanity.
Already 2007 started looking like a Happy New Year!
Then, there was the loss of moron #12, Anna Nicole Smith, who bit the big one with her pill OD.
Gee, we didn't see that one coming a mile away.
The third moron to go was #17, Paris Hilton, as she FINALLY lands herself in jail for drinking and driving. Hopefully we won't be seeing that numbskull for a while.
And, we can honestly say that society's really teaching our young ones the difference between right and wrong; that is, after they get off the hook time and time again for a crime because the cops can be paid off or simply just don't do their job properly (yes, I'm generalising).
Next, there was the sigh of relief as moron #61, Rosie O'Donnell, left the daytime talk show, The View.
Thank goodness we don't have to see that hideous face on the tv screen again for, at least, a while.
And, now, Woo Hoo, departure of all departures, CINDY "THE ULTIMATE MORON" SHEEHAN says goodbye to whining and b*tching for profit due to the death of her son.
Good riddance, Sheehan. I hope you mean it!
It's just unfortunate that you've tainted some good acreage in Crawford, Texas with your cr*p. I'm sure now nothing will be able to grow there again for centuries.
Here's to hoping 2007 says adieu to more sniveling weenies.
*clink*
And don't come back!
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I got a kick out of this site, so I thought maybe you would too.
How To Defeat an 8 Year Old In 4 Easy Steps
Perhaps someone should try something like that on this next kid.
NOT The Coolest 8 Year Old In The World Talks About O'Reilly
Parents brainwashing their kids politically instead of teaching them to make their own decisions in life, how cool (said while rolling my eyes).
Not to mention encouraging disrespectful and blasphemous language.
Ignorant Morons.
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A friend of mine, Jim, recently emailed me, recognising Victoria Day, and asked what it was all about. So, I thought I'd publish a little of my response in case any of you are wondering what it is at this point.
Basically, Victoria Day is the day we use to celebrate Queen Victoria's birthday, as well as whoever is the present day queen or king (ie. Queen Elizabeth II's 'official' birthday is today, but it's not her actual birthday).
More than anything, it's a good excuse to have a day off from work, lol.
It's also called May long weekend, which is our first warm long weekend after a long and cold winter, so we get out there and hit the beaches, travel, go camping, etc.
It's also a great time for cops to hand out speeding tickets, lol (to fulfill their quota).
So, that's a little about Canuckland.
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It seems Sheryl "a$$-wipe" Crow has broken a cardinal rule about adopting babies: she got one from within the USA.
Sheryl's reps haven't released any new information, except to say the baby was born in the United States. Sheryl announced on her website that she'll be taking time off her touring schedule to enjoy some "private family time."Well, I guess that's one good thing about this baby adoption hype - it's gotten Crow off the TP ranting tour.
I feel sorry for the baby, though. I mean, that kid's gotta learn to live using only one sheet while his mommy probably wipes her arse with the whole roll.
My throat's a little hoarse.
It seems we may have something to worry about now that oral sex may lead to throat cancer.
Human papillomavirus (HPV), which can be transmitted during oral sex, is the main cause of oropharyngeal (throat) cancer, researchers found. The study is the first to prove the link.Uh... I'm off to the doctor.Researchers compared 100 men and women who were recently diagnosed with oral cancer with 200 similar people without the disease.
They found that participants who reported having oral sex -- fellatio or cunnilingus -- with six or more partners were at the highest risk (8.6 times more) of develping throat cancer.
Lol.
Kidding, of course. I'm innocent, I tells ya.
But, for all those sitting on the edge of their seats right now, don't fret. It seems there is little likelihood of actually getting it and there is help to protect against the HPV strains.
*phew*
Screw on, folks, screw on.
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Lol, in case it wasn't "glaring" at you, the image has been changed...
at least, temporarily.
I still like my original shot better, so it'll likely go back up.
The change is just a little present for Mark Shipley who previously wrote:
Sam, you have to change that picture on your site. You look like you are really pissed and are ready to slap some teeth out!So, how's that Mark?
And would it hurt to lose the hair clips?
They are so yesterday, sister!
;-D
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I saw a commercial about that game show coming to Canada, and thought I'd share the new prize board with you all.
Go for the 'big money' - a Year of Beer!
By the way, what's with Howie Mandel's little fist handshake thing, also known as 'The Touch', aka 'Knucks', aka The Fist Bump, and who knows what else it's called.
Does he have some phobia about shaking people's hands or something? (Probably, I mean, doesn't half of Hollyweird have some bizarre hang up?)
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Where did those come from?
Lol.
Thanks to Tramp at Tramp's Riverbank, I've been exposed.
Apparently, this ad was found on my site, so I guess the terrible truth is out... I have giant knockers, I mean, I'm a swimsuit model.
Maybe I should switch my top picture for this image, lol.
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On the same page where Michelle Malkin was beating up Verizon over sponsoring Akon who commits shameless acts (and then congratulating on a victory over Verizon):
I saw this side bar advertisement (click to enlarge) of a woman in a thong suggestively posing:
I am sure Michelle Malkin would never have knowingly approved of that advertisement, but it does show that you must be careful about what's not under your control on your site or it could unintentionally reflect badly on yourself.
I am not comparing the Verizon situation to Michelle Malkin's. They are different:
Fortunately, anyone who reads SamanthaBurns.com knows Sam doesn't have such high moral editorial standards, but even those like Michelle Malkin, who encourage moral standards, can end up having their name tarnished.
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