The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

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Posted by Samantha at 12:03 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

No, not that... well... ya, that too.

Actually, "it feels good" is my response to Committees of Correspondence who asked me,

How does it feel to beat out Google? ;-))

Anyhow, I had a good laugh when I got this from Committees of Correspondence, so I thought you might get a chuckle, too.

Take that, Google!

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Posted by Samantha at 01:28 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

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Posted by Samantha at 12:03 AM | Permalink

And, it seems that "someone's" been cleaning house lately as we say good riddance, I mean goodbye to some horrendous morons.

First, we saw moron #13 (how fitting), Saddam Hussein, dangling to his death on December 30th, 2006 for his gruesome acts against humanity.

Already 2007 started looking like a Happy New Year!

Then, there was the loss of moron #12, Anna Nicole Smith, who bit the big one with her pill OD.

Gee, we didn't see that one coming a mile away.

The third moron to go was #17, Paris Hilton, as she FINALLY lands herself in jail for drinking and driving. Hopefully we won't be seeing that numbskull for a while.

And, we can honestly say that society's really teaching our young ones the difference between right and wrong; that is, after they get off the hook time and time again for a crime because the cops can be paid off or simply just don't do their job properly (yes, I'm generalising).

Next, there was the sigh of relief as moron #61, Rosie O'Donnell, left the daytime talk show, The View.

Thank goodness we don't have to see that hideous face on the tv screen again for, at least, a while.

And, now, Woo Hoo, departure of all departures, CINDY "THE ULTIMATE MORON" SHEEHAN says goodbye to whining and b*tching for profit due to the death of her son.

Good riddance, Sheehan. I hope you mean it!

It's just unfortunate that you've tainted some good acreage in Crawford, Texas with your cr*p. I'm sure now nothing will be able to grow there again for centuries.

Here's to hoping 2007 says adieu to more sniveling weenies.

*clink*

And don't come back!

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (8)