The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsHow Dare You Adopt Within The Country!
It seems Sheryl "a$$-wipe" Crow has broken a cardinal rule about adopting babies: she got one from within the USA.
Sheryl's reps haven't released any new information, except to say the baby was born in the United States. Sheryl announced on her website that she'll be taking time off her touring schedule to enjoy some "private family time."Well, I guess that's one good thing about this baby adoption hype - it's gotten Crow off the TP ranting tour.
I feel sorry for the baby, though. I mean, that kid's gotta learn to live using only one sheet while his mommy probably wipes her arse with the whole roll.
