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» The Knuckelehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Purdue Pharma L.P. [Read More]

» From the Silly News Desk from The Florida Masochist
Some news from Colombia. How does one say "This is a holdup, give me your bra" in Spanish? [Read More]

» Carey Bell — R.I.P. — 1936-2007 from The World According To Carl
I have been so busy this week with my part time job and home chores that I am remiss and late in posting this. Carey Bell, blues harmonica player extraordinaire passed away due to heart failure last Sunday at the age of 80. Carey Bell Harrington was bo... [Read More]

» Godly Wisdom — May 11, 2007 from The World According To Carl
God Will Deal With All Wicked People, Regardless Of How Many There Are ... [Read More]

» Those Wacky Hamas Folks Are At It Again from Pirate's Cove
And just when you thought they were going to be peaceful New York, May 07: Pointing to the difficult and escalating conditions on the ground, Hamas’ most powerful leader Khaled Meshal believes that new ‘intifada’ is imminent in Pales... [Read More]

» Michael Moore Gets Richer from Blue Star Chronicles
Propagandist Michael Moore has pulled another publicity stunt. This has happened, coincidentally, just prior to the release of his latest piece of propaganda, what the film industry refers to as a ‘documentary’. [Read More]

» Fred Thompson Reacts to the French Elections from Blue Star Chronicles
Break out the French wine! [Read More]

» Troops Face Larger Threats at Smaller Neighborhood from Blue Star Chronicles
As we all know our Troops are moving out of the FOBs (Forward Operating Bases) and into COPs (I have no idea what that stands for), small patrol bases located in the neighborhoods throughout Baghdad. [Read More]

» Troops Face Larger Threats at Smaller Neighborhood from Blue Star Chronicles
As we all know our Troops are moving out of the FOBs (Forward Operating Bases) and into COPs (I have no idea what that stands for), small patrol bases located in the neighborhoods throughout Baghdad. [Read More]

» Guns kill people and spoons made Rosie Fat from Planck's Constant
Perhaps Rosie's fat, loud and stupid because of genetic reasons, perhaps she can't help it. [Read More]

» Guns kill people and spoons made Rosie Fat from planck's Constant
Just because you hate fat, loud, stupid people does not mean you should insult them. Perhaps Rosie's fat, loud and stupid because of genetic reasons, perhaps she can't help it. [Read More]

» The Evangelical Self-Destruction from Adam's Blog
I’m a fervent opponent of the nomination of Mitt Romney for the Presidency of the United States on the Republican side. Romney’s multiple flip flops right before running for president paint a portrait of a man who will say whatever it takes to get el... [Read More]

» Church Sign Angers Muslims In Spring Hope from Pirate's Cove
Of course, how else do the Muslims respond to every slight? Spring Hope — Words like "bomb" and "die" draw attention to the small sign in front of Good News Independent Baptist Church. Rev. Gary Murrell put up the sign, which on ... [Read More]

» The Knuckleheads of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winners are Lolita C. Baldor and her employer Associated Press. [Read More]

» Beer + Stupidity = Funny???? from MacBros' Place
I can’t believe I have wasted the time on this, but I had to share what I thought I saw in my crazy mind when I heard this line from a joke list on how to suppress your insanity by releasing some much needed stupid actions. I lost the link this w... [Read More]

» Why The MSM doesn't Report Black on White Murders from Planck's Constant
Blacks attacking whites happens so much, perhaps it's better for the public not to know how often it does happen. [Read More]

» Why The MSM doesn't Report Black on White Murders from planck's Constant
Blacks attacking whites happens so much, perhaps it's better for the public not to know how often it does happen. [Read More]

» American Soldiers ROCK! from Blue Star Chronicles
Literally .... [Read More]

» Conservative Podcast: Mormonism and American Polit from Adam's Blog
Tonight on the Truth Hope Report: -On Mormon Candidates -The Grassroots Go to War -The Unpopular Congress -Democratic Spending Priorities -Al Qaeda's Plan for Iraq -Billboard Controversies -Subverting the democratic process to grow th... [Read More]

» Christian Cartoon from The World According To Carl
I saw this on a handout at church this morning. I thought it was funny and wanted to share it with all you wonderful readers. ... [Read More]

» Is Katie Couric Bad for CBS Evening News? from Conservative Cat
Laura Ingraham's Lie of the Day is a quote about Katie Couric. "If the [CBS Evening News] continues to be as good as it has been ... people will start to watch. It takes time," said Linda Mason, CBS News... [Read More]

» Is Katie Couric Bad for CBS Evening News? from Conservative Cat
Laura Ingraham's Lie of the Day is a quote about Katie Couric. "If the [CBS Evening News] continues to be as good as it has been ... people will start to watch. It takes time," said Linda Mason, CBS News... [Read More]