The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

And, it seems that "someone's" been cleaning house lately as we say good riddance, I mean goodbye to some horrendous morons.

First, we saw moron #13 (how fitting), Saddam Hussein, dangling to his death on December 30th, 2006 for his gruesome acts against humanity.

Already 2007 started looking like a Happy New Year!

Then, there was the loss of moron #12, Anna Nicole Smith, who bit the big one with her pill OD.

Gee, we didn't see that one coming a mile away.

The third moron to go was #17, Paris Hilton, as she FINALLY lands herself in jail for drinking and driving. Hopefully we won't be seeing that numbskull for a while.

And, we can honestly say that society's really teaching our young ones the difference between right and wrong; that is, after they get off the hook time and time again for a crime because the cops can be paid off or simply just don't do their job properly (yes, I'm generalising).

Next, there was the sigh of relief as moron #61, Rosie O'Donnell, left the daytime talk show, The View.

Thank goodness we don't have to see that hideous face on the tv screen again for, at least, a while.

And, now, Woo Hoo, departure of all departures, CINDY "THE ULTIMATE MORON" SHEEHAN says goodbye to whining and b*tching for profit due to the death of her son.

Good riddance, Sheehan. I hope you mean it!

It's just unfortunate that you've tainted some good acreage in Crawford, Texas with your cr*p. I'm sure now nothing will be able to grow there again for centuries.

Here's to hoping 2007 says adieu to more sniveling weenies.

*clink*

And don't come back!