The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

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HAPPY CANUCK'S DAY!

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

Here are some of the search engine hits I've been getting recently.

introducing the book
fecal fun
whore
all about burns
disgusting food
brooms factorys
medicinal marajuana
can you eat crocs shoes
dolly parton jiggly videos
mcdonalds frenchfry burns
dogs intercourse
samantha pumpkins
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the best burns ever

My favourites: fecal fun, all about burns (what do you want to know about me?), disgusting food (one word: strawberries *blech*), can you eat crocs shoes (let me guess, this is going to be some kinda new freak trend of the future, screwballs), and of course, gotta love it when they hit my site looking for a "whore".

Of course, my absolute favourite would have to be "the best burns ever" - that I am!

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Make mine with pepperoni, bacon, and pineapples.

It seems a brewer in Chicago has created a special new drink, pizza beer.

Yes, pizza-flavoured beer.

His pizza beer started as a brewing experiment. He added tomatoes, oregano, garlic and basil to one batch and called the result Mamma Mia Pizza Beer.

Man, hockey season would be a blast with all that, eh.

The only problem is that those beer guts will definitely be getting bigger if this becomes mainstream, that's for sure.

Oh well, bring it on! I'll just work out harder in the off-season, lol.

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