The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

» A Phoenix From the Ashes from Committees of Correspondence
The USS New York. built with 24 tons of scrap steel from the World Trade Center .It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. The ship's motto? "Never Forget" I have another un... [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Sally Quinn. [Read More]

» From the Silly News Desk from The Florida Masochist
Some news from Missouri. Please pass the Maple Syrup. SCOTT CITY, Missouri - Police said inmates used pancake batter and toothpaste to cover a hole they made to allow a female inmate to slide into the next cell and join a male inmate. Now steel pl... [Read More]

» Major Media Play Up Mrs. Edwards Decrying Coulter’s ‘Hate’ — But What About Marcotte? from Right Voices
Tim Graham will tell you: More importantly, no one seems to be questioning Elizabeth Edwards attacking Coulter for the “language of hate” when the Edwards campaign hired Amanda Marcotte and Melissa McEwan as official bloggers, who attacke... [Read More]

» WTW: Poor F’ing Illegals From Honduras from Pirate's Cove
Morning, y’all, Jebediah Murphy, here to tell you the truth. And the truth is, it is rather tiresome that the liberal media buries real stories of importance within liberal bleeding heart dogma TEGUCIGALPA, Honduras — Almost every day, an... [Read More]

» Democrats and Iranian Riots from Planck's Constant
The Democrats also came to power promising great things, but instead stepped up their anti-American and anti-Israeli foreign policy agenda. A word to the wise. [Read More]

» Missing Capsule from The Florida Masochist
Some news from Singapore. Dear wife and I visited that city state in 1998. Trust me when I say, we aren't responsible. LOL. SINGAPORE (Reuters) - A time capsule buried in Singapore's main sports stadium in 1970 and containing coins, newspapers and... [Read More]

» ALERT: Samnesty Outrage: the $4.4 billion in funding appropriated under the Immigration Security Account could be used to fund the processing of Y or Z visas under Titles IV and VI of S. 1639 from Right Voices
Thanks to HOT AIR for this link: Conclusion In response to your question concerning whether the $4.4 billion in funding appropriated under the Immigration Security Account could be used to fund the processing of Y or Z visas under Titles IV and VI of... [Read More]

» If Yogi Berra were a Muslim from Planck's Constant
So I wondered, what would Yogi sound like if he had a Muslim cousin Yogi Terra [with apologies to Yogi Berra]. [Read More]

» The Knuckleheads of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winners are Florida's Department of Children and Families aka DCF, The Sarasota Family YMCA plus Safe Children Coalition. [Read More]

» Machines Have Learned How To Lie? from Committees of Correspondence
I should not be surprised, but I learned this morning that machines now lie to us. [Read More]

» Post-Mortem on the Second Coming of the Immigration Bill from Conservative Cat
Okay, so the new, improved immigration bill has died in the Senate. I know many people are upset by this, but I happen to believe that a republic such as ours can still work even when there's a large public... [Read More]