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» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is the Miami Herald. [Read More]

» London Bombing Theories from Conservative Cat
Two car bombs have been found in London. The first has been disarmed. The second has been towed to a safe place where it can be studied. It is possible that this is a terrorist plot, either to test the... [Read More]

» Derailing Immigration from Planck's Constant
It seems that if a single Senator doesn't like one feature from among the thousands of details in the bill then the whole shmegege deal gets derailed. [Read More]

» Massive Car Bomb Disarmed In London from Committees of Correspondence
A bomb was found and made safe in Haymarket, London on Friday morning, Sky News reported. Sky sources said that the explosive device, which was found in a car, was potentially "massive." The area was cordoned off and anti-terrorist police were at the... [Read More]

» Farfour Mouse Dies in Last Episode from Blue Star Chronicles
Farfour, the Mickey Mouse look-alike that has starred in the Palestinian children’s show, Tomorrow’s Pioneers, is killed off in the last episode of the show. The show has drawn worldwide attention because of Farfour’s resemblance to Mickey Mouse and ... [Read More]

» Islamic Rage Boy Gets an iPhone from Blue Star Chronicles
Hilarious Islamic Rage Boy photoshop [Read More]

» Humor and Reality from Committees of Correspondence
A few thoughts on what's Funny, what's Not and the Kaffir Underground [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Roderick Dewayne Lowe. [Read More]

» Jeep Rams into Glasgow Scotland Airport and Burst from Blue Star Chronicles
A Jeep Cherokee drove at full throttle through security barriers and crashed into the main terminal building of Glasgow, Scotland airport. Witnesses are reporting that the Jeep burst into flames and exploded once it was rammed into the terminal. T... [Read More]

» More Liberal Press Spin from Potbelly Stove
The anti-American Liberal Press never ceases to put a negative spin on Iraq news. Note the AP headline: [Read More]

» The Brits are not negotiating with bombers from Planck's Constant
Here is a useful idiot who announced to the world that Blair's policy in Iraq was wrong and that he would take a more conciliatory approach. How did the local terrorists greet Brown's new policy? [Read More]

» More than fifteen minutes from The Florida Masochist
They say a picture says a thousand words. The driver of this car certainly needed more than alloted time shown in the picture. Welcome to Florida [Read More]

» The Knuckleheads of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winners are former President of Israel Moshe Katsav and the country's Attorney General, Menachem Mazuz. [Read More]

» A Little Moonbattery For British Attacks from Pirate's Cove
A few choice threads from the DU. Huff Post is no fun anymore, due to the way they now have threaded responses brettdale Glasgow attack takes the media away from the CIA Documents. Brillant timing. Demeter 1. If They Didn’t Want the Family Jewe... [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Broward County Probate Judge Mark Speiser. [Read More]

» “When it comes to the First Amendment, too many people in this country have a distorted sense of what that document actually means” from Right Voices
Matthew Sheffield says: This is especially true of the liberal elite media which construe the First Amendment in the following manner: 1) Congress shall not make any attempt to censor or diminish the rights of any media outlet–except those domina... [Read More]

» “When it comes to the First Amendment, too many people in this country have a distorted sense of what that document actually means” from Right Voices
Matthew Sheffield says: This is especially true of the liberal elite media which construe the First Amendment in the following manner: 1) Congress shall not make any attempt to censor or diminish the rights of any media outlet–except those domina... [Read More]

» Hillary Clinton Counts on You Not Remembering from Blue Star Chronicles
It is almost unbelievable that Hillary Clinton is feigning disbelief that someone … anyone … would think illegal Cuban immigrants might pose a terrorists threat. I would think she wouldn’t want to go there. At. All. [Read More]

» Why no one other than the US has ever used nuclear weapons from Planck's Constant
As to why we are the only nation that has ever used nuclear weapons, there are three reasons: 1) Because we used them when we had to. That has put the fear of god into many nations. 2_ Others who have nuclear weapons do not have more than we have and a... [Read More]

» The Price of Virginity from Planck's Constant
one must not overlook the savings of buying a Mexican virgin right here in the US and avoiding all the expenses of traveling abroad. Mexico is the number one center for the supply of young children to North America. [Read More]

» What’s Happened to Women? from Adam's Blog
Truth and Hope Report Show Notes Cynthia Rodriguez wearing a profanity-laden tank top to Yankee Stadium reminds us of a time when women were the protectors of decency and virtue in society, not among those most likely to violate them. Feminism has pu... [Read More]

» The Old Media Ignores al-Qaeda Massacre While Obse from Blue Star Chronicles
Michael Yon has a must-read dispatch, Bless the Beast and Children, in which he and the Troops he was embedded with come upon a completely empty village. The village had been full of simple farm people earlier. Where had they gone? Before long, they ... [Read More]