The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

» Conversion at gunpoint from The Florida Masochist
The military, and the Philippines is no different, is rarely suited to the task of educating people. Therefore this sounds like a government crackdown, probably ordered by Philippine President Arroyo. The CPP, which is sometimes known as the New Peop... [Read More]

» Fox Business Network to Launch Oct. 15 from Right Voices
Yipee! And Uncle Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp. will be even more watched: Multichannel News learned that Fox News Channel is expected to announce Wednesday that it will bow its long-anticipated business-channel spinoff Oct. 15. Operating under the Fox... [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is The New Mexico Gamefowl Breeders Association. [Read More]

» Very Simple Solution from 123beta
I use Google Reader to view my rss feeds. I have a folder that I've labeled "Left news, ...er,just wrong!". That's for the MSM crap. Of course one of the biggest crap reporting agencies in the world is Reuters... [Read More]

» British Grandmother Marries Osama Bin Laden's Son from Blue Star Chronicles
At first glance the marriage of 51-year-old Brit Jane Felix-Browne to 27-year-old Saudi Omar Ossama bin Laden might seem a mismatch. I mean, she�s old enough to be his mother, not to mention her new father-in-law is Osama bin Laden. [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is the BBC. [Read More]

» Mendle pays a Visit to Dr Kissinger from Planck's Constant
Mendle and his group heard that Dr Henry Kissinger lived nearby in Kent and so decided to pay him a visit. They knew that Kissinger was a secular Jew but thought it was worth a longshot to bring him some chalah. [Read More]

» Employee of the month from The Florida Masochist
I still don't understand why retail stores don't ask to see photo identification when a credit card is used. [Read More]

» Who Cares about the Koran from Planck's Constant
First, Newsweek pulled a Dan Rather on us, running a fabricated story just because they wanted it to be true. They told the world that an American guard at the Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, detention center had ripped pages from a prisoner's Koran and flushe... [Read More]

» NY Times Makes al Qaeda Complicated from Pirate's Cove
Only in Liberal World BAGHDAD, July 12 — In rebuffing calls to bring troops home from Iraq, President Bush on Thursday employed a stark and ominous defense. “The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq,” he said, “were the ones who... [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is ExpressJet. [Read More]

» Hillary Girl Is Hot from Pirate's Cove
Yeah, yeah, it is all the rage. I just turn the sound off. Taryn Southern is pretty hot (good for traffic whoring, too   Softcore political porn! Sweet! Screenshots Nothing like a hot woman in a patriotic bikini! Bet you missed that part in the ... [Read More]

» China Beats Our Meat from Planck's Constant
China is actually like a terrible virus that doesn't care if it destroys its host. It's bad enough that China makes inferior and dangerous products, it also kills the local industry of its host country. [Read More]

» Text Messaging While Driving Kills Teenaged Girls from Blue Star Chronicles
Just before five teenaged girls died in a head-on collision with a truck, text messages were being sent and received on the drivers cell phone. [Read More]

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Broward Circuit Judge Charles Kaplan. [Read More]

» Spirit of America Hearts for Baghdad Project from Committees of Correspondence
*New Project: Troops volunteering and "winning hearts" in Baghdad *Scouting Project Update *Brief updates on SnakeEaters, Afghan Farmers [Read More]

» What Happens If You Leave Iraq Early from Adam's Blog
Truth and Hope Report Podcast Show Notes A satirical piece by Scott Ott raises a serious point about withdrawing from Iraq. There is no easy way out. We either fight the war in Iraq now, or we’ll be forced to fight a much larger war later. Then w... [Read More]