The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

» The Knucklehead of the Day award from The Florida Masochist
Today's winner is Arizona Oncology Associates. [Read More]

» Bolton says it right: we should attack Iran and de from Tel-Chai Nation
John Bolton spoke to the British Tories and had the following to say: [Read More]

» Tom Friedman, Living 9/12(?) and The 40,000 from Pirate's Cove
Never got around to posting about Thomas Friedman’s "we need a world where we forget about 9/11" editorial yesterday, but, here are some thoughts What does that mean? This: 9/11 has made us stupid. I honor, and weep for, all ... [Read More]

» Republicans Threaten to Leave Christian Conservatives from Adam's Blog
There’s been much discussion about a recent meeting where Christian Conservatives are making contigency plans for a possible Conservative third party should Rudy Giuliani be the GOP nominee. Much of it has been off target. Headline of a Red State... [Read More]

» Casket Sales from The Florida Masochist
Some news from Colombia. Too bad there isn't a way to tip off who the murderers were. BOGOTA (Reuters) - Colombian police were tipped off on Monday to the early morning murders of eight cocaine laboratory workers when relatives of the victims show... [Read More]

» American Flag Might Offend Americans and is Left from Blue Star Chronicles
Someone, PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!!! Have we lost our ever-loving minds?????? Whose broad stripes and bright stars? [Read More]

» Breaking: Texas Oilman Oscar Wyatt Tells Judge He Wants to Plead Guilty at U.N. Oil-for-Food Trial from Right Voices
NEW YORK – Oscar Wyatt, the 83-year-old Texas oilman charged with paying millions of dollars in kickbacks to Saddam Hussein’s regime to win oil contracts under the Oil-For-Food Program, will enter a guilty plea, WNBC.com has learned. Accord... [Read More]

» Jim Carrey Call to Action: UN Must Act from Blue Star Chronicles
To send a letter to UN Secretary-General Ban Ki Moon urging him to take the lead on pushing for UN Security Council action on Burma - Click Here Now! How refreshing for Hollywood to be on the side of the oppressed rather than the side of the oppre... [Read More]

» Mock Moveon.org from Blue Star Chronicles
Apparently, Moveon.org has sic’d attorneys on some CafePress operators who satirized MoveOn.org. I guess in their minds they are the only ones allowed to make fun of other groups of people. That’s pretty typical, I think. They tell US how to live our... [Read More]

» SNL Lampoons the Little Hairy Hitler, Mahmoud Ahma from Blue Star Chronicles
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad declared there are no homosexuals in Iran when he was invited to speak to the effete elite at Columbia University. He had them at ‘I hate America and there was no holocaust!’ but lost them at the ‘We don’t have homosexuals’. [Read More]

» See the Video, Catch the Virus from Conservative Cat
Some time back we received a email warning that a giant tsunami was going to wipe out America. Well, actually, I'm not being specific enough. We got an email warning us about a tsunami predicted in the Bible, and we... [Read More]