The Crazy Rants of Samantha BurnsThe Anti-Earth Hour Campaign
You know how I hate protestors - d*mn hippies!
Well, this is one issue I'm willing to risk my reputation on by taking myself to the streets and protesting AGAINST 'Earth Hour', and I implore all you sane and enlightened people out there to do the same.
On March 29th, 2008 at 8pm local time, 24 various cities around the world will be professing their naïveté by holding a "lights off" hour.
From News1130 in Vancouver: Canadian cities join initiative to turn off lights in gesture on global warming
Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal and Vancouver have joined two dozen cities around the world that plan to turn their lights off for one hour later this year in a worldwide campaign to raise awareness about global warming.Has the world gone mad?[...]
Under the plan, on March 29, lights in each city will be switched off for one hour at 8:00 p.m. local time.
Long ago.
Nonetheless, we must combat this globalized gullability, but how?
Here I am proposing a worldwide strategy to discredit the theories of man-made global warming, starting with the 'Anti-Earth Hour'. On that same day, March 29th, 2008 at 8pm, your local time, join the fight against the lights off hour by turning your lights ON.
In fact, turn everything on! Below, I will provide you with a list of all potential items and objects that you can turn ON as a way to counter the effects of Earth Hour.
Possible items you may want to switch ON:
-all household lights
-air conditioner
-heater
-automobiles (your ride)
-automobile headlights
-washer
-dryer
-dishwasher
-stove/oven
-put on oven's self-cleaning cycle
-microwave
-any/all kitchen appliances
-television
-dvd player
-game system
-stereo
-and any other electrical equipment you can think of
Fine print disclaimer: I am not liable for acts of stupidity. Don't be an idiot and burn down your house if you do this and have faulty wiring, or if you do something else senseless.
From now until March 29th, I will be reporting on and gathering support for the fight against Earth Hour. Comments, suggestions, and support welcomed.
Please sign in the comment section if you intend to join in. Plus, I've created an official Online Petition which could really use your signature.
Further, to get this thing going, I want to encourage you all to blog about this petition and forward the Online Petition around.
Earth Hour stupidity, and all it represents, must end.
The following articles have trackbacked this article:
Sam's New Anti-Earth Hour Campaign [by 123beta]
Good Stuff Wednesday [by 123beta]
The Anti-Earth Hour Campaign... [by Perri Nelson's Website]
Charles Taylor: Witness in hiding after threats [by Rosemary's Thoughts]
Join the Earth Hour 2008 [by The Four-eyed Journal]
