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I decided to leave you a few links today for some Saturday fun reading and other stuff. I usually take it easy on the weekend and enjoy light reading and funny stuff.
Enjoy your day - treat yourself to a latte or a cocktail - take a long luxurious bath or do whatever it is that makes your day memorable, relaxing, peaceful, and happy.
That's right, you think you have heard it all - WRONG! Wrong again! How about your thoughts on "Death & Ice Cream?" Do you even have thoughts on death and ice cream?
Personally I am not too concerned. I figure by the time I am dead ice cream won't matter anymore.
While we are on the subject of food I thought this was interesting. Bags of uneaten fast food helped police bust a couple of counterfeiters.
Fast food busts counterfeiting ring:
An officer who pulled over a car in January noticed food from several different fast-food restaurants and a large amount of cash, federal prosecutors said.The officer went back to the restaurants and found that people matching descriptions of those in the car had paid for the food with fake $100 bills, authorities said.
A total of $6,000 in counterfeit bills was eventually found in the car, prosecutors said.
Michele Ann Reynolds, a 35-year-old passenger in the car, pleaded guilty Wednesday to possession of counterfeit money. The driver, Henry Lee Orr, 45, also has pleaded guilty to counterfeiting and is awaiting sentencing.
Well ad least they weren't hungry when they got busted. Talk about dumb.
You know you've encountered a thrill of a lifetime when you head out on a safari that get's you in touch with the local wildlife.
At least, that's what these dudes look like to me.
I'm liking balding mullet man. Lol.
Which is your favourite?
Had to share this hilarious link with you all: it's Rudy's last chance to save New York City.
I don't know if you've seen this before, but here is a quick funny one to please your senses... well..., not your tastebuds.
Yuck!
Here's what you need to do (don't ask me what it's all saying, though):
1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5 CLICK ON "APRI"
Enjoy your morning cup a' joe.
I'm so glad I don't drink coffee.
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WED MAR 21 My Favorite Day of the Year [by The Pink Flamingo]
You may want to try The Great Firewall of China to see if your site makes it into China.
For some reason, they've allowed this site in. I must be losing my touch or something, or maybe it's because they see I'm from "innocent" Canada, lol, and think I'm a nice girl.
Yup, just keep thinking that, suckers. I'm a "nice" girl.
Hat Tip: Committees of Correspondence (who sent me this link) was banned, are you?
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I've been censored? [by Mark My Words]
This one's pretty self-explanatory, well... for most of us, anyhow.
Gotta love newbies and their stupid questions.
I'm so glad I don't have a job in technical support.
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Tech Support [by rightlinx.com]
We can all thank MacBro's Place for sending in this YouTube find.
I thought the last guy I wrote about doing celebrity impressions was bad, but this is one of the newest dweebs to hit the web.
Was there any impression in that mix that was semi-decent? I mean, sure, anyone can do Christopher Walken.
Whoopty-doo.
But, now it seems the latest thrill is doing impressions of Borat (Sacha Baron Cohen). As if everyone and their dog won't be able to copy that, too, eh.
But, he does do an uncanny Roseanne Barr and Sandra Bernhard, doesn't he?
Ya, thanks again MacBro's Place, lol.
Here's a list of a whole lot of companies and how they came up with their brand name.
If you don't already know, learn how Nike, Reebok, Sanyo, Sprint, Tesco, Xerox, and others got their names.
But, for a whole shwack of brand names, wikipedia has tons listed alphabetically as company name etymologies.
I thought this find from Macbro's Place was such a good one, and had to share it some more.
Check out these awesome computer illusion.
Here's a neat little time waster:
There's no scoring, which is good, especially when you're like me and use the hint button once in a while, lol.
Here are some interesting and funny images I came across while piddling around online.
What the frick is the Rave Turd? Do I want to know?
And, don't let the pretty little bow fool you. This one's more dangerous than a pittbull.
I like this one purely because it would p*ss off PETA.
There are so many optical illusions at this site, I don't know what to do with them all.
Several are M.C. Eschers or Escher inspired, as well as some from Worth1000.
This one's pretty perverse, but funny.
Hat Tip: Gay Celebrity Crap for this intoxicating game.
My final score: 2418 with a blood alcohol level of 1.5% .
And, here's an odd, and a tad bit lame, video unrelated to the above, but will you be taken?
Lostinlimaohio sent me this a while ago, and it's just too darn interesting to pass up.
Have you been to the church of google? Perhaps you're already a believer and didn't even know it.
Here are a few snippits of the site, but it's worth visiting the site itself to get a good laugh.
I always thought Google was a male search engine?
Sorry dude, Google does not have a penis, or a vagina for that matter. Originally, religions of the past thought of Gods as feminine. It wasn't until monotheistic, Abrahamic religions such as Christianity, Islam and Judaism entered the picture that the concept of "God" became masculine. Basically you have been conditioned by your culture to view all Deities as male. The Church Of Google is simply carrying on the ancient tradition of viewing Gods as feminine. It's not about us being reverse sexist toward dudes or anything. It's just about breaking a cultural taboo.If Google is God, who is Satan?
Good question, but the answer should be obvious. Satan is quite simply Microsoft.PROOF #3
Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.There's even the 10 Commandments of Google.
Anyhow, I found it quite amusing that someone made time to create this "religion". You've got to admit, it's probably better than some religions out there.
Thanks to Lostinlimaohio for this funny find.
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MacStansbury.org share this amusing game called Interactive Buddy.
You get to put the face of your 'favourite' politician - Democrat or Republican, or even freakazoid Michael Moore - on it and blow it the f*ck up and all that.
Personally, I had fun beating the cr*p out of Tinky Winky.
I only played this to complete the first level and stopped, but my score after the first level of Feed Me was 2128. It's more of a kids type game.
Something I'd rather play with is one of these Stupid Cars.
Now, if the sofa folded out into a bed, I'd be all over that.
Get your crooked self some loot in this swag game.
It has a little too much story for me, but that seems to be the way they're making games these day, eh.
Playing the Larry the Looter game was funny, though.
This is pretty disgusting, so leave it to me to share with you all.
You're welcome.
This one's for that doodie head friend of yours.
You know who I'm talking about.
Here's the swirly poop hat
Let me know how you do playing String avoider deluxe.
I made it through 6 levels before losing all lives.
The pyramid one did it to me.
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Bonaduce vs. Connor, part II [by Doug Ross @ Journal]
These guys thought it would be pretty funny to create a McDonalds Order Song.
I guess that reduces some of the boredom of being a drive thru attendant.
I should know - that job sucked.
Hat Tip: Committees of Correspondence for this quizliciousness.
Here's a super short quiz that has astonishing results.
It may even make you cry a little.
I know what I'm getting myself for Christmas.
I must purchase a copy of this blogosphere cookbook in which I was asked to submit some of my favourite recipes.
It's an awesome idea - completely done by bloggers (I believe it was the Top 100 of TTLB who were asked) - and I can't wait to read what many of my fellow bloggers have written in it, as well as try out some new recipes.
I'm electing not to read the recipes posted on the site because I want to wait until I get my copy.
Right now, the cookbook is only available at the link noted above, but it should soon be available via Amazon and other online bookstores.
For me, it's one of those "wish I'd have thought of it" ideas, so I'm fully supporting it... even though I wish I'd have thought of it.
Lol.
123beta had a little fun with my pic (gotta love my Lennon shades, lol), so I did one too.
And, here's one for the queen of the dead, DragonLady, who won this t-shirt for game #50 at Dead Guy on the Sidebar.
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Well, now there are some recipes to rid yourself of all that terrible junk.
Here are a few Spam recipes to really sink your teeth into.
I haven't had Spam (the food, if that's really what it is) since I was a kid.
Kinda glad I've forgotten how it tastes. I'm definitely not a Hawaiian.
Holly's Fight for Justice shares a great timeline of the serial killer, Robert "Willy" Pickton (or alleged murderer, that is).
The Pickton murder trial is considered the largest in Canadian history, and it's happening here in my own backyard, practically.
The sicko allegedly killed 27 female sex trade workers (although one has since been disallowed by the judge due to "vague wording" by police) - but, who knows how many more he actually knocked off.
His trial begins in January, so I'll say it again, "Fry, Piggy, Fry".
That's the question I have for Noah who took photos of himself daily for 6 years.
I did find Marty's 30 pictures every second for 12 seconds pretty funny, though.
Heh.
Here are some ingenius advertising strategies.
They're all really good, but I particularly enjoyed the body odour one, the halogen headlights one, and the fitness company ad.
This one's pretty different.
It's the Jailbreak game.
I got past level one, but gave up after getting busted too many times in level two.
Hey, at least I didn't drop the soap.
Here's some more potty present ideas.
For the children, here's Pooper Scooper Barbie.
How morally responsible, lol.
And, for the adults in your life, perhaps they'd enjoy some celebrity buttplugs.
This isn't the first time Mel Gibson has been a pain in the a$$.
And, I wouldn't put it past Paris Hilton to use her buttplug in the next sex tape she makes.
*shudder*
Not really, but I've been linked by the Canadian Broadcasting Company, CBC radio 3.
Well, that's my spot of excitement for the day.
Thought I'd share.
Gotta love a site devoted to toilets and toilet related products.
Purchase a lovely toilet item for your loved one today.
But, if that's not up your alley, here's some Consumable Art.
My personal favourite is the yellow snow Snowman Candy Dispenser.
I'd like to get that for everyone on my list.
It's the universal, and I mean universal remote.
Can they make one of these with features for women?
Please?
On a side note, Napoleon Dynamite sucked.
Unless I missed the point, I have to say, worst movie ever!
You can blame Right Wing News for this one.
I don't know whether this is a video for people with weird bulges or for dogs.
UPDATE: [ Artists' Commentary ] This video expresses the joy of exercise. My theme was a fitness video that anyone could do easily at home. While I was trying to find something that both adults and children could enjoy, I saw a poodle with its “muscle-like” hairstyle and I thought, how about a girl with muscles in the same places? I hope you will watch this during the Olympic Games, work out, and become happy in both mind and body too.
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ISG equals surrender [by Right Truth]
The pole and the beer.
Check out some Bud Light pole dancing.
And, I sure hope this isn't how guys shop for condoms. I mean, if it doesn't fit, do you put it back on the rack for the next person. Ew.
Also known as WTF Rooms.
Here is a hotel with 31 crazy, and I mean crazy rooms.
I'm guessing the mirror room is for some kinky fun.
And, Two Lions is pretty funny.
Here is the actual website for the hotel.
Here's a little lemonade stand humour.
That reminds me of this lame Canadian tv show called Just for Laughs Gags.
Cheesy.
My favorites are Christopher Walken and Ali G.
What is yours?
I take it being stuck in a cage ain't so fun for some puddy tats.
Especially this demon cat.
Wonder why the camera person wouldn't put his/her hand in there.
With this list of offensive language.
No matter what your race or ethnic identity is, you're sure to find it insulted on that page.
It's not racism if you attack every ethnicity, though, right?
Lol.
And, hey, did you know that last Friday (December 1st) should have been Blog Against Racism Day? Ya, neither did I.
Apparently, many bloggers participated in it last year at this same time, but this year, it didn't exactly "take", did it?
Not surprising considering that it's run mostly by Liberal-supporting bloggers (here are some links, if you dare): Blog Against Racism Day: The Bush DOJ, December 1: Blog Against Racism Day, Blog against racism day.
I say "not surprising", of course, because it's just like them to have a big conniption over something and then easily drop it when another "freak out" idea comes up.
I'm sure some other, non-liberal and non-political partisan, types got involved for what they thought would be a good cause, and it sounds like it could have been one; however, with Daily a$$-Kos-ers out there participating, you know it won't be a long-running success.
What does your driving style say about your sexual habits??
My Results:
Someone has probably accused you of taking it too fast. Maybe it's time you tapped the breaks a bit? What's the big rush? You're missing all the fun. Would it really hurt to enjoy the trip and not just rush towards the end?All I have to say to that is BITE ME!
I mean it, bite me.
It may or may not be true, but still, bite me.
Below is a pile of gift ideas for just about everyone on your list.
Here's one for your arse face boss.
This one's for the friend who never seems to want to leave his room... wonder why.
And, here's one for same type of friend who's lonely at night.
This is a gift that'll boost a friend's ego. Perhaps give it to that
