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November 08, 2007

Crazy Sam - Rosie O' Donnell Blogs

Crazy Sam 64 - Illiterate Rosie O'Donnell

From R Blog: the show that never was

msnbc
one hour
live
following keith olbermann

we were close to a deal
almost done
i let it slip in miami
causing panic on the studio end

well
what can u do

2day there is no deal
poof
my career as a pundit is over
b4 it began

just as well
i figure
everything happens for a reason
bashert - as we say

and on we go

Man, I cant beleive
shes
such a good riter.
Wot talunt.
Oh, 2b her.


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October 30, 2007

Crazy Sam - Schwarzenegger's Drug Blast

Crazy Sam 63 -  Schwarzenegger's Drug Blast

From Yahoo News: Schwarzenegger says marijuana not a drug

Schwarzenegger told the British edition of GQ magazine that he had not taken drugs, even though the former bodybuilder and Hollywood star has acknowledged using marijuana in the 1970s and was shown smoking a joint in the 1977 documentary "Pumping Iron."

"That is not a drug. It's a leaf," Schwarzenegger told GQ. "My drug was pumping iron, trust me."

[...]

In the interview for the magazine's December issue, Schwarzenegger refused to condemn politicians who decline to answer questions about drug use.

"What would you rather have? A politician taking stuff and not saying, but making the best decisions and improving things? Or a politician who names all the drugs he or she has taken but makes lousy decisions for the country?" Schwarzenegger was quoted as saying.

How about a politician that makes great decisions, improves the quality of life, and is clean and sober while doing it?

Or, is that too much to ask for?

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October 25, 2007

Crazy Sam - More Carrots

Crazy Sam 62 - More Carrots For Iran

From MSN News: Hans Blix questions U.S. fears over Iran

Former United Nations' chief weapons inspector Hans Blix has challenged U.S. President George Bush's assertion that Iran poses a nuclear threat and the world should take pre-emptive action.

[...]

"Right now, I don't think it's a threat," Blix said.

"President Bush talks about 2015. There's time to negotiate with Iran and to carry out those negotiations in a sensible manner. I think they use too much sticks and they should use more carrots, just as they've done in the case of North Korea where they are making some headway."


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October 23, 2007

Crazy Sam - Strip Club TB Aftermath

Crazy Sam 61 - Strip Club TB Aftermath

From MSNBC: Tuberculosis outbreak blamed on stripper

Dozens of people in St. Maarten are being treated for latent tuberculosis after health officials warned that they may have been exposed to the illness by a stripper infected with an active form of the disease.

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October 22, 2007

Crazy Sam - The Haunting

Crazy Sam 60 - Haunted House Ride

From Right Wing News: Will Hillarycare Mean Delivering Your Own Baby?

If you want massive shortages of doctors, antiquated equipment, outrageous wait times to get operations, and dozens of other similar disasters, just let Hillary and Company have their way with our health care, and you'll see all these horror stories repeated on a regular basis in American hospitals.
Linked to: third world county, Perri Nelson's Website, Leaning Straight Up,Conservative Cat, Dragonlady's World, Pirate's Cove, High Desert Wanderer, Webloggin, Bullwinkle Blog

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October 19, 2007

Crazy Sam - The Coddling Contingency Plan

Crazy Sam - Democrat Donkey Coddles Iran

From Huffington Post: World War III is Going to be Hilarious

Let's break it down.

1. Iran doesn't have a nuclear weapon, and if they ever developed one, they'd be smart enough to know (despite how we caricaturize Ahmadinejad) that using it would invite their own destruction a thousand times over. Thus, there is no Iranian nuclear threat.

2. Yet the administration is drawing up plans to illegally and preemptively attack anyway, based on the lie that Iran is a nuclear threat.

More: Iran: Why am I Still Worried?

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October 18, 2007

Crazy Sam - Decisions, Decisions

Crazy Sam 58 - Hillary Clinton's Halloween Mask

From WashingtonPost.com: The Great Navigator

...if 2008 is going to be a Democratic year, as it very well could, Hillary would serve the country better than any of her Democratic rivals.

On Iraq, for example, she talks like someone who knows she may soon be commander in chief and will need room to maneuver in order to achieve whatever success might be possible. Clinton has emphatically refused to give assurances that she would get us out of Iraq during her first term.

More: Right Wing News

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October 15, 2007

Crazy Sam - Canuck Cannabis

Crazy Sam - Pot smoking

From Breitbart.com: Canada cuts power lines to battle cannabis

British Columbia, with a population of four million, has an estimated 20,000 inhabitants who raise a potent local marijuana known here as "B.C. Bud."

The plants, collectively worth nearly seven billion dollars each year, account for a whopping six percent of this province's power consumption.

The labor-intensive crop is an energy sponge thanks in large part to the 1,000 watt halogen lights, fans, irrigation pumps and other equipment needed for their cultivation. As a result, the pot growers' energy bills are about three times that of the average consumer.

Those energy consumption patterns drew the notice of authorities, who have benefitted from a 2006 law allowing BC Hydro, the area's main power company, to share its residential power consumption records with local officials.

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October 12, 2007

Crazy Sam - Breyer's Patch

Cartoon of Judge Breyer standing on his porch looking over at illegal aliens tending his berry crop. The caption reads "The 'Real' reason the judge struck down the illegal alien law."

From KTVU: Federal Judge Blocks Illegal Labor Crack Down

A federal judge on Wednesday granted a request by labor and civil liberties organizations to temporarily block the U.S. government from proceeding with a plan to crack down on businesses who may be employing illegal immigrants.

U.S. District Judge Charles Breyer said the Social Security Administration and the Department of Homeland Security could not go ahead with a plan to send joint letters warning businesses they'll face penalties if they keep workers whose Social Security numbers don't match their names.

Breyer said the new work-site rule would likely impose hardships on businesses and their workers.

Read more on the topic at Big Lizards


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October 11, 2007

Crazy Sam - Guidance Notes

Crazy Sam - aninconvenienttruth

From Breibart.com: Judge rules Gore climate film requires guidance notes

A judge on Wednesday ruled that Al Gore's award winning climate change documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" should only be shown in schools with guidance notes to prevent political indoctrination.

High Court judge Michael Burton's decision follows legal action brought by a father of two last month claiming the former US vice-president's film contained "serious scientific inaccuracies, political propaganda and sentimental mush".

UPDATE: Al Gore, U.N. panel win Nobel Peace Prize

(file that one under the heading, "what the h*ll were they thinking?")

Linked to: Rosemary's Thoughts, The World According To Carl, High Desert Wanderer, Shadowscope


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October 09, 2007

Crazy Sam - D'oh!

donut theft

From MSNBC: Man faces long prison term over doughnut theft: Officials say clerk pushed, changing misdemeanor to strong-arm robbery

Authorities said Scott A. Masters, 41, slipped the doughnut into his sweat shirt without paying, then pushed away a clerk who tried to stop him as he fled the store.

The push is being treated as minor assault, which transforms a misdemeanor shoplifting charge to a strong-armed robbery with a potential prison term of five to 15 years. Because he has a criminal history, prosecutors say they could seek 30 years.

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October 08, 2007

Crazy Sam - Iran's Technology Pace, Speedy Delivery?

Crazy Sam 56 - Iran Technology Pace

From FOX News: Iran Could Strike U.S. by 2015, U.S. Officials Say

Iranian technology is on pace to build a long-range missile that could strike the United States within a decade, a high-level Pentagon official told FOX News.

But a successful test of a missile defense program completed last week is giving military leaders more confidence that an airborne attack from Iran can be thwarted — if the United States is able to convince Europe to go along with the plans to build an anti-missile system there against strong Russian opposition.

"Most of the intelligence experts predict that sometime before 2015, or in that time frame, the Iranians will have developed the capabilities to threaten the United States, from a missile technology perspective, "Lt. Gen. Henry Obering, chief of the U.S. missile defense program, said Tuesday in a Pentagon interview with FOX News. Of concern Obering said is Iran's ability to take shorter range technology and improving it to longer and longer ranges.

Linked to: third world county, Leaning straight up, Rosemary's thoughts, Dragonlady's world, Shadowscope, Blue star chronicles, The pirates cove, Bullwinkle blog, Rncnyc2004, Amboy times, High desert wanderer, Big dog's Weblog, Right voices


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October 05, 2007

Crazy Sam - Have Missile, Will Travel

Crazy Sam 57 - Iran Nuclear Delivery System

From My Way News: Bush Warns of Nuclear-Armed Iran

President Bush warned Wednesday of a nuclear-armed Iran but did not rule out that the United States would negotiate with its provocative leader if he gives up his suspected nuclear weapons ambitions.

Bush said it's important for the United States to stay engaged in neighboring Iraq to convince the Iranians that the U.S. is committed to democratic reform in the region. "There would be nothing worse for world peace than if the Iranians believed that the United States did not have the will and commitment to help young democracies survive," Bush told businessmen and women where he took questions after a talk on government spending.

"If we left before the job was done, there would be chaos," Bush said about withdrawing U.S. troops prematurely from Iraq. "Chaos would embolden not only the extremists and radicals that would like to do us harm, but it would also embolden Iran. What you don't want is to have a nuclear arms race taking place in the Middle East."

Linked to: azamatterofact, Cao's blog, The bullwinkle blog, Chuck Adkins, DeMediacratic Nation, Stix Blog, Perri Nelson, Church and State, Random Yak, 123beta, Adeline and Hazel

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October 04, 2007

Crazy Sam - Why Surveillance Cameras Won't Work

Crazy Sam 55 - Video Surveillance

Rachel Lucas recently raised a discussion on the topic of surveillance cameras and the paranoia that seems to be raised over the matter. Here is part of that discussion:

...many of you said that basically, everything you do will be recorded and watched by some anonymous flunkie government stooge. That every minor infraction, misdemeanor, questionable activity, et cetera will be logged and duly noted. That the government will eventually become oppressive using this technology and that any citizen who the government decides they don’t “like” will become a target, watched 24/7.

All of those things are absolutely possible, I don’t dispute that. But y’all. Think about the logistics involved here. I mean, do you REALLY think that it’s physically possible for every minute of footage to be watched by a human being? How about even 0.01% of the footage? The national average for cop-to-citizen ratio is 2.08 to 1,000. I know there are other people in law enforcement besides cops, but they already have full-time jobs to do. It just seems to me that the idea that anyone is sitting around watching the footage of millions of cameras is, well, mathematically illogical.

Click here for more news on the surveillance camera issue.

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October 03, 2007

Crazy Sam - Condemned

Crazy Sam - Condemned

From FOX News: Limbaugh Broadcaster Comes to Radio Host's Defense

The owner of the company that airs Rush Limbaugh's show has come to his defense, telling Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid that while he isn't certain to whom Limbaugh was referring when he used the term "phony soldiers," the radio talk show host has a long history of supporting U.S. troops.

[...]

In an attack that began with the first words of the show and continued throughout his daily three-hour broadcast Tuesday, Limbaugh compared Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, claimed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is using a liberal media watchdog to suppress her opposition and said he feels sorry for Sen. Tom Harkin's family for having to be associated with the Iowa Democrat's statements on the Senate floor a day earlier.

He then said the attacks aren't really about him personally.

"It's about them and they are desperately trying to salvage themselves with their own lunatic fringe base who they are not only disappointing but they are deceiving because the dirty, little secret, as I also predicted, was that if the Democrats win the White House in '08 they are not pulling out of Iraq. All the top tier Democrats have said so," Limbaugh told his audience.

"Time to distract those peasants with pitchforks out there who are fit to be tied over being betrayed by Harry Reid, (House Speaker) Nancy Pelosi and the rest of the Democrats," he said.

The conservative talk radio host was fighting back after Democratic lawmakers in the House and Senate lambasted him over remarks he made last week suggesting veterans who oppose the Iraq war are "phony soldiers."

UPDATE:This is Limbaugh's defense and his reasoning why the left-wing has taken "phony soldiers" out of context.


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November 06, 2006

Crazy Sam #53

Crazy Sam #53 - John Kerry foot-in-mouth
(click on image for more Crazy Sam Comics)

Much thanks goes to 123beta for this cartoon idea.

Previous/Related: Moron Revealed #46, John Kerry Calls Military A Bunch Of Lazy And Uneducated Idiots. *UPDATES*, John Kerry Calls Troops Stupid Round II *UPDATES*


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September 29, 2006

Crazy Sam #52

Democrats attempt to negotiate with terrorists

(click on image for more Crazy Sam Comics)


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September 27, 2006

Crazy Sam #51

Death of a President

Related: The disrespectful and ignorant film "Death of a President" travels around, wins awards, and will be hitting US theatres soon.

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September 26, 2006

Crazy Sam #50

Right Wing News - My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy

Related: Basil's Blog sums up the Right Wing News vs. My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy scandal rather nicely with links to the Boobygate itself.

From my perspective, it's all in good fun, so no disrespect meant to either RWN or MVRWC.

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September 25, 2006

Crazy Sam #49

dead puppet Osama Bin Laden


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September 21, 2006

Crazy Sam #48

Republican Military Interrogation Techniques Bill

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September 20, 2006

Crazy Sam #47

Brad Pitt Monkey Marriage

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September 19, 2006

Crazy Sam #46

Crazy Sam #48

Related: Headline taken from the Drudge Report regarding this story: Harmful Chemical Leaks in Space Station. Previous: Crazy Sams.

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September 14, 2006

Crazy Sam #45

osama bin laden toilet paper cave cartoon

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September 12, 2006

Crazy Sam #44

Sandy Berger Bill Clinton Madeleine Albright

Related: Sandy Berger, Bill Clinton, and Madeleine Albright oppose "The Path to 9/11".

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September 08, 2006

Crazy Sam #43

Bill Clinton Osama Bin Laden ABC

What others are saying: News and Views, Plunk, 9-11 movie has Democrats running scared, Clintonites Go After ABC's "Path to 9/11", Clinton Administration Officials Assail ABC's 'The Path to 9/11'

Previous: Crazy Sam Comics

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August 15, 2006

Crazy Sam #42

Crazy Sam 42 - Hezbollah fighters

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August 14, 2006

Crazy Sam #41

Crazy Sam - 41 - Hezbollah Israel cease fire

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August 11, 2006

Crazy Sam #40

Crazy Sam 40 - terrorist gel UK

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August 07, 2006

Crazy Sam #39

Crazy Sam - 39 - Kana Collapse, Qana

Evidence Mounts that Kana "Massacre" Was a Fake

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August 02, 2006

Crazy Sam #38

United States Loonie - Michael Moore

This is the third installment of the new United States dollar coin.
This week's Loonie: Michael Moore.

Canada Dollar - Loonie The Canadian Dollar - aka the Loonie.

The 2nd installment: Arianna Huffington - Huffington Post
The 1st installment: Daily Kos - Markos Moulitsas Zuniga

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July 25, 2006

Crazy Sam #37

United States Loonie - Arianna Huffington - Huffington Post

The United States has followed suit with Canada by announcing a
triad of new dollar coins. This week's Loonie: Huffington Post.

Who do you think it will be for next week?

Canada Dollar - Loonie The Canadian Dollar - aka the Loonie.

Previous Loonie: Daily Kos - Markos Moulitsas Zuniga

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July 18, 2006

Crazy Sam #36

United States Loonie - Daily Kos - Markos Moulitsas Zúniga

It seems the United States has followed suit with Canada by announcing a
triad of new dollar coins. This week's Loonie: Daily Kos.

Canada Dollar - Loonie The Canadian Dollar, also known as the Loonie.

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July 11, 2006

Crazy Sam #35

34-Crazy Sam


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July 04, 2006

Crazy Sam #34

35 - Crazy Sam

Welcome to the Al Qaeda training school. Today
we'll be studying from our primary source for enemy information.

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June 29, 2006

Crazy Sam #33

Sure, you thought it was cave writing, but it was really...

33-Crazy Sam

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June 22, 2006

Crazy Sam #32

32-Crazy Sam

To his dismay, Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi finally finds
out the truth about heaven: that all 72 of his virgins
resemble the likes of Cindy Sheehan and Helen Thomas.

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June 07, 2006

Crazy Sam #31

31 - Mexican Statue of Liberty
The Statue of Liberty gets an Extreme Makeover
to reflect the new Immigration Bill.

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April 26, 2006

Terror Hotline

Crazy Sam 30 - Suicide Hotline

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April 18, 2006

Crazy Sam #29

This is a little extra to go with yesterday's article.

Crazy Sam 29 - Baby Psychology

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April 06, 2006

Crazy Sam #28

Crazy Sam 28 - Pamela Anderson Seal Hunt

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March 24, 2006

Crazy Sam #27

Crazy Sam 27 - Freedom of Speech

Previous, Better Examples of Freedom of Speech:
Crazy Sam #11-25

Others doing the Freedom of Speech cartooning:
Diane's Stuff and her other one, which deserves special praise for inciting the true meaning of freedom of speech (not that others didn't, just that hers created a minor tizzy, or uproar).
I'm Just a Girl
The Churning
third world county
The Challenge (who began it)

Linked to the bullwinkle blog, stuck on stupid, the uncooperative blogger, blue star chronicles,