The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

The Grand Finale and who else, but DragonLady wins the crown. That's 13 wins total for the champion of the moron game!

And, that means that Rooster Cashews is off the throne and DragonLady is on for knowing that Rosie O'Donnell is a moron.

So, here is the complete tally of winners over the history of the Moron of the Week game:

DragonLady 13
Stray Dog 4
Peace of my mind 4
imaginekitty 3
Jim 3
The Waterglass 3
Holstein Grove 2
Rooster Cashews 2
Shockingly Provincial 2
Moonbat Monitor 2
Difster 2
von 2
What the hell is wrong with you? 2
Alabama Improper 2
Blogonomicon 2
Drunken Wisdom 1
Tales of the stupid 1
Spoonfighter 1
The World According to Nick 1
Freedom Monkey House 1
Kerrigan 1
The Hand of Munger 1
Committees of Correspondence 1
C.A.Marks 1
Still Stacy 1
Skul 1
Just a Girl 1
cjg of eroticalee 1

Congratulations to you all as this was not an easy game, guessing who the black blobs were. And, thank you all for playing and for making it fun for me to watch being played, too.

So, let's get this thing started on moron Rosie O'Donnell. And, of course, where better to start than her obscure view on the war.

Rosie O'Donnell: "Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America where we have separation of church and state."

Rosie O'Donnell: "And as a result of the [9-11] attack and the killing of 3,000 innocent people, we invaded two countries and killed innocent people ..."

O'Donnell: "We are bombing innocent people in other countries."

That's why it's a war, dimbulb. Someone attacked you repeatedly, so it's your responsibility to retaliate and let them know it will not be tolerated.

Duh.

As for the Christianity being as threatening as radical Islam bit, I can't even comment on how utterly moronic that is.

I'll leave it to you to roll your eyes at her.

Continue reading "Final Moron Revealed #61" »

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Posted by Samantha at 05:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (3)

Will be revealed later today.

mwa-ha-ha-ha!

Mwa-Ha-Ha-Ha!

MWA-HA-HA-HA!

That's right, seeing as it's the final one, I'm keeping you all in suspense 'til later.

But, in the meantime, here is a list of all of the winners the game has had over the past year and three months.

DragonLady
Stray Dog
Peace of my mind
imaginekitty
Jim
The Waterglass
Holstein Grove
Rooster Cashews
Shockingly Provincial
Moonbat Monitor
Difster
von
What the hell is wrong with you?
Alabama Improper
Blogonomicon
Drunken Wisdom
Tales of the stupid
Spoonfighter
The World According to Nick
Freedom Monkey House
Kerrigan
The Hand of Munger
Committees of Correspondence
C.A.Marks
Still Stacy
Skul
Just a Girl
cjg of eroticalee

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Posted by Samantha at 12:33 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

Welcome to the final episode of Moron of the Week.

Earlier in the new year, there will be a Moron Of The Year contest, but for now, this is it. So, be sure to get your guesses in while you can.

I'm sure I'll still be writing about morons now and then - because there are just so many - but it will no longer be a guessing game. And, again, I wouldn't mind if someone took this game and used it for themselves. I wouldn't mind seeing it succeed into the future.

Back to the finale. Congrats goes to Rooster Cashews for kicking imaginekitty off the throne and guessing correctly on the moron.

So, will Rooster Cashews maintain the throne for another week, or will you be the next champ?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:03 AM | Permalink | Comments (17)

Rooster Cashews has kicked imaginekitty off the throne.

That means that Rooster Cashews is correct in knowing that Gwyneth Paltrow is a moron.

Some of you may remember that I've reported on Paltrow and her pitiful choice of baby names in the past: Apple, Moses, when will it end?

Well, now she's not just a moronic baby namer - she's also a moronic US offender.

I'm talking about that backstabbing insult she made about a country that has provided her with plenty of wealth and fame.

The actress, who lives in England with musician husband Chris Martin, says British people are far more "interesting" and "civilised" than her fellow Americans.

She said: "I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilised than the Americans."

The 'Shakespeare In Love' actress also praised the British for their fascinating dinner table conversation and labelled Americans money-grabbers.

Oh, but wait, she was "misinterpreted":

Gwyneth Paltrow says that she is not an American bashing actress. The blonde Oscar winner says that whatever she said - she didn't mean it or it was misinterpreted.

And, as that article notes, it isn't the first time she dissed her native US since she basically said the same things back in January.

So, what's her excuse going to be now? Her pregnancy hormones at the time cut off the circulation to her brain last time, and the excess pregnancy weight cut off the circulation this time?

Whatever.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #60" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (10)

First of all, I have a little bit of sad news to all those who enjoy the moron of the week game. I will be ending the game next week, so December 15th will be the final moron reveal. Although there is still an abundance of morons and this game probably could go on forever... forever... forever..., I need to take a break from it. In all actuality, it had a longer run than I expected, but I kept it going because it seemed to be so popular. Alas, I must discontinue the game since I am attempting to take more time out for myself in life.

The blog will continue, don't get me wrong.

And, perhaps someone out there reading this may wish to take the game on themselves someday - you're welcomed to it! And, I would gladly promote it if you do.

Anyhow, I will hold one final Moron Of The Year Award contest in the New Year, so be sure to watch for that.

But, for now...

Congrats again goes to imaginekitty guessing correctly on the moron.

So, will imaginekitty maintain the throne for another week, or will you be the next champ?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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No more morons [by DragonLady's World]

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (13)

imaginekitty remains the winner!

The correct guess, which imaginekitty made, is Natalie Maines - lead singer of the Ditsy Twits, I mean Dixie Chicks.

Yes, our countries (US and Canada alike) are fortunate to have freedom of speech; however, it would be nice if some morons waved that right.

And, with that, I'm talking about Natalie Maines' routine anti-war/anti-Bush ramblings. It all started with Maines insulting the US president while in another country:

The Dixie Chicks are drawing criticism from country music fans for remarks singer Natalie Maines made about President George W. Bush during a recent performance in London.

Maines told the audience earlier this week, “Just so you know, we're ashamed the president of the United States is from Texas.”

Angry phone calls flooded Nashville radio station WKDF-FM on Thursday, some demanding a boycott of the Texas trio's music.

I mean, to say it is one thing (one very stupid and nasty thing), but to say it to another country is borderline treasonous (if not borderline, then undeniably treasonous).

Off with her head!

Lol.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #59" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:14 AM | Permalink | Comments (8)

Hopefully this person made plenty of room for all his/her big mistakes.

And, just so you know, we're also ashamed of you, but don't get your feelings hurt over it.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

Well, congratulations goes to imaginekitty gaining the win and knowing David Letterman is a moron.

So, will imaginekitty maintain the throne for another week, or will you be the next champ?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

The following articles have trackbacked this article:
Another Caption Contest - Bush Flips the Bird! [by Right Pundits]

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (7)

Woo hoo, imaginekitty got it just in the nick of time.

And, I thought no one would.

Yes, imaginekitty is correct that this week's moron is David Letterman.

And, getting right down to it, here are some reasons why....

David Letterman is nothing more than a stinkin' moronic moonbat who doesn't have the wit enough to actually answer questions; he can only ask them.

Case in point, when Bill O'Reilly was on the show recently, Letterman couldn't hold up his end of the conversation and could only answer questions with questions: O'Reilly too smart for Letterman.

In typical moonbat form, Letterman proves that he is a load of hot air with nothing important to say and has no sense to respond intelligently.

And, you can see more of Letterman's moronic behaviour as he reverts to childish name-calling when he realises he's losing the battle: Letterman calls O'Reilly a bonehead.

Perhaps Letterman was just jealous that O'Reilly got more support and laughs than he, and that's probably also why he continued cutting off O'Reilly. Whenever a moonbat can't respond with intellect, they revert to uneducated name-calling and diverting of questions.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #58" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (6)

Blogonomicon was the winner last week for knowing that Al Franken is a moron.

So, will you be able to beat Blogonomicon, or will Blogonomicon remain the holder of the throne?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

The following articles have trackbacked this article:
Another Caption Contest - Bush Flips the Bird! [by Right Pundits]

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (24)

Well, it was a close one between Shock and Blog and Blogonomicon, but Blogonomicon beat everyone to the punch after the moron hint this week.

That means that cjg of eroticalee is out and Blogonomicon is the new champion for knowing that Al Franken is a moron.

And, what's not moronic about this guy? I mean, he's got the moron look, the failure as a broadcaster, and the moronic political perspective.

And, let's not forget his "comedic" acting. It's sucktacular at best.

He's not good enough, nor smart enough, and doggone it, he thinks people like him.

I mean, there's not much to remember about him other than being a one hit wonder of SNL (Saturday Night Live).

And, it appears he's also the one hit wonder of radio broadcasting, too, as his show Air America has gone bankrupt and left Franken in the dust.

Plus, it seems the guy isn't even good enough to get paid for the job, and when asked about the bankruptcy, he stated,

"We do know that there have been cash-flow problems. I haven't been paid in a while. Like, there's no cash flowing to me."

Well, let's just hope that's true.

You suck, Franken, get it?

You suck.

But, I guess he's too dense to realise his valueless persona since apparently he's been thinking of running for Senate in 2008.

Ya, that's really what the US needs, another dimwitted Dummicrat making decisions for everyone.

Ugh.

But, if Franken's history says anything about the guy, I'm sure he'll bomb at the polls too.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #57" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

My on-air opinion is that this person looks as moronic as s/he is.

Now that's the truth.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

CJG of eroticalee is the one to beat this week.

Are you going to be able to do it, or will cjg of eroticalee maintain the throne?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (14)

Congrats to cjg of eroticalee (NSFW) for being the first to realise that Nancy Pelosi looks like John Kerry, hence, is a natural moron.

It's a week of firsts.

Yes, there is a hypocrite in the House, and she dives headfirst into her role as moron this week.

I think one of the most questionable bits of info on this moron is her connection to communism.

In her past, she was on the executive committee of the socialist-leaning Progressive Caucus, with ties to the Democratic Socialists of America:

As only WND has reported, Pelosi is a long-time member of the "Progressive Caucus" – or, as I call it, the Congressional Red Army Caucus.

In fact, she has even served on the executive committee of the socialist-leaning Progressive Caucus,

"Nevertheless, the goal of the Democratic Socialists of America has never been deeply hidden. Prior to the cleanup of its website in 1999, the DSA included a song list featuring "The Internationale," the worldwide anthem of communism and socialism. Another song on the site was "Red Revolution" sung to the tune of "Red Robin." The lyrics went: "When the Red Revolution brings its solution along, along, there'll be no more lootin' when we start shootin' that Wall Street throng. ..." Another song removed after WorldNetDaily's expose was "Are You Sleeping, Bourgeoisie?" The lyrics went: "Are you sleeping? Are you sleeping? Bourgeoisie, Bourgeoisie. And when the revolution comes, We'll kill you all with knives and guns, Bourgeoisie, Bourgeoisie."

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #56" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)

Alabama Improper has been on the throne for two games now.

(That's what you call planned punning there with the "throne" thing.)

This week, will Alabama Improper remain the winner or will you be the next champion?

Good luck to all.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:16 AM | Permalink | Comments (13)

Well, it looks like Alabama Improper is the remaining champion since no one guessed correctly that Butch Campbell, I mean supermodel Naomi Campbell is this week's moron.

Congratulations Alabama Improper for maintaining the throne.

I must admit, I wouldn't know Campbell from a hole in the ground if it weren't for her reputation as a heavyweight assaultress.

But, I guess her violent tendancies make some sense considering she used to date that freak, Mike Tyson. She must have learned all her fighting skills and nuttiness from him back in the day.

And, if you're not aware of her 'left hook',
crazy Campbell has a long running history with the law in that area.

It started back in the 80s when she began creating her hot tempered image while working for the Elite Modelling agency:

"Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been blacklisted by the man who helped launch her catwalk career--because she is "nasty" and "temperamental".

Campbell shot to fame after being discovered by Elite Modeling agents near her London home when she was just 15.

But Elite boss John Casablancas, the father of Strokes rocker Julian Casablancas, hasn't worked with her since 1989, and says he will never work with her again.

He tells the New York Daily News, "Naomi has a really nasty side, because of her temperament, her lifestyle and her history. I like her a lot, but I would not work with her again for all the gold on Earth. She was abusive with her booking staff and it was unbearable."

It only gets better.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #55" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:13 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

Halloween may be over, but this cat may continue scratching.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (6)

This week, you all have Alabama Improper to dethrone.

So, will you be able to do it, or will Alabama Improper remain the champ?

Good luck to all.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (14)

Congratulations goes to Alabama Improper for the win.

Alabama Improper knew that Mark "the pedo" Foley is a moron.

And, if anything makes Mark Foley a moron, it would have to be his affiliation with Tom Cruise.

Lol, gotcha.

Well, in an offbeat way, he has an affiliation with nutball Tom due to Foley's association with Scientology.

"On May 24, 2003 a special dinner was held to honor Mark Foley at the Fort Harrison Hotel, the main accommodations building of the Flag Land Base of the Church of Scientology. Foley received leatherbound copies of Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health and The Way to Happiness as gifts from the Church.

After the Foley scandal became public, on October 5, 2006 the Church of Scientology removed the article boasting of their patronizing Foley from its website."

Foley, as we know, is the hot topic at this time of year - US election time - with the Democrats blaming the Republicans and the Republicans blaming the Democrats for having prior knowledge of Foley's mischief.

The mischief, as it could be called, is Foley's horn dog congressional page hounding. That is, the numerous pedophilic-type messages Foley sent to underage pages.

Foley's screen name in Instant Messages and Emails was always Maf54, which you may believe stands for his name and year of birth - Mark Adam Foley 1954 - but you'd be wrong.

It actually stands for My Attendant Flock = 54, as in I'm sure he'd like to get in the pants of at least 54 congressional attendant boys.

Or, perhaps it stands for My Attractive Footboys 54.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #54" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

Just a Girl won it last week for knowing Bill Clinton is a moron (much to the dismay of some moonbats), so now you have Just a Girl to dethrone. Can you do it?

Good luck everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Missed a Moron [by Leaning 80% to the right 80% to the left]

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (12)

Looks like Just a Girl just snagged the title from Dragonlady's World.

Congratulations Just a Girl for knowing that this week's moron is Bill Clinton.

Of course, we all know Clinton for his sex-crazed lunacy... I, uh, mean presidency.

Yes, I truly believe Clinton entered the wrong profession: he should have been in porn rather than politics.

I mean, not only was he caught in a filthy lie over having a Monica Lewinsky BJ, but he's had numerous allegations of infidelity from his past. Linda Tripp, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broaddrick (who claimed rape).

That man's busy as heck.

But, he sure doesn't know how to pick 'em. You'd think a man with successes like his could have selected better quality babes. But, then again, looking at his wife Hillary, I guess that's just what he goes for.

Perhaps, I should just be sighing in relief since I don't think I'm his type.

*Phew*

And, let's not forget his presidency was more of a mini party with lots of music, blowing smoke (but, he didn't inhale), getting the munchies (particularly for McDonalds), carnal behaviour, and at the end, the house was trashed.

Ya, I'm sure we all remember how he scoffed everything, but the kitchen sink (or did he take that, too?) when he left office. Oh, and he also pardon everyone and their dog before he left with a total of 140 presidential pardons, including Marc Rich.

Let's face it, that moron's excellent at being shady.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #53" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:08 AM | Permalink | Comments (7)

Last week's winner was DragonLady's World, so you have DragonLady to beat. Can you do it?

Good luck everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:09 AM | Permalink | Comments (16)

Congratulations again, Dragonlady, for taking the win.

Dragonlady's like some kind of winning machine; it's awesome.

Yes, to everyone, it is correct that Jimmy Carter is a moron.

He is like Bill Clinton without the fox attitude. Of course, I got that hint from The Simpsons who, instead, said Clinton was like Carter with the attitude.

So, there you have it.

I guess I could have also said he was the other annoying and useless ex-US president who won't go away.

Retire from publicly complaining already, Carter - you ol' coot.

No one's listening; we're just being bothered by your blathering.

Heck, your image is so dry, even a blue stained dress accusation couldn't have spiced up your presidency.

The only "spice" in Carter's career was the killer rabbit incident.

For those unaware, the only affair moron Carter had was with a rabbit, and I don't believe that was sexual in nature at all. It was extremely bizarre, however.

Carter was fishing when he claimed a rabbit, a "swamp rabbit" of all things, was heading directly towards his boat, trying to board it, but Carter apparently freaked out and swatted at the creature with his paddle.

Carter was taking a few days off in Plains, Georgia fishing when he spotted a rabbit swimming toward him.
“It was hissing menacingly, its teeth flashing and nostrils flared and making straight for the president” and he hit the rabbit with his paddle.

with a collective *yawn*.

And, it's this same dull weirdo who criticises the Bush administration every second he has.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #52" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:15 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

This person is a Bill Clinton without a "fox" attitude.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

Time again for another moron.

Last week's winner was Jim, so can you beat him or will Jim remain on the throne?

Good luck everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (19)

That's right, Jim, this week's moron is Nicole Richie.

Congrats Jim, for beating everyone to the win.

Nicole Richie isn't just moronic for teaming up with Paris Hilton in The Simple Life "reality" show, she's also a moron in her personal life.

Virtually anonymous pre-Paris Hilton, she has since aspired to great depths of ineptitude with her display of sheer stupidity and superficiality.

Pathetic to the point of essentially begging for compliments from 11 year old boys. Yes, 11 year old boys:

Nicole Richie apparently upset a Los Angeles family during a taping of The Simple Life last week by stopping an 11-year-old boy in his driveway and asking him, in graphic terms, if he found her attractive.

And, the boy's response must not have done the job for her because she's since gone on starving herself.

Although she continuously claims she doesn't have an eating disorder, it is displayed quite obviously in the infinite photos taken of the skeleton. Not to mention the fact that she has had to seek help to gain some weight.

Uh ya, moron, that does mean that you have an eating problem. Most people already know how to put food in their mouths, chew, and swallow it by your age without requiring aid.

Moron.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #51" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:09 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

The game is back on, so it's up to you to try to beat Skul and become the next winner.

Can you do it, or will Skul be able to hold the throne for another week?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (16)

Who else, but this mega-moron deserves to be #50? That's right, Skul was correct in guessing that it is none other than Cindy Sheehan.

That means DragonLady's World is off the throne and Skul is on.

Yes, the hag won the MOTY last year for being the ultra-moron of 2005, and now she's done even more moronic things since. Will it ever end?

This year, Sheehan has gone from loonie to loonier by maintaining her peace (money laundering, in my mind) rallies while the rest of the moonbats desert her. I guess Sheehan was hording all her non-profit cash from the other nutballs:

Cindy makes money at speaking appearances on college campuses and in left-wing churches all over the world. She got $250,000 insurance money when Casey Sheehan was killed while trying to make the world a better place. She makes money from the sales of her book. Cindy bought herself a new VW Beetle convertible.

For 25 months after Casey Sheehan gave his life while serving his country, Cindy Sheehan cavorted around the country, setting up fake memorials, while his gravesite was nearly bare.

"Cindy Sheehan says she’s taking a hiatus from her activist role to heal and re-energize herself after a trying and torrid summer.

Most of the 100 or so anti-war demonstrators who joined her this year had left her peace camp in Crawford by the close of the Labor Day weekend. However, Sheehan, 49, remained behind, collecting herself after what proved a low-profile protest compared to last year’s massive, monthlong demonstration near President Bush’s ranch."

Serves her right.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (12)

This moron seems to be going out with more of a whimper than a bang, and I can't wait til this one fades from the public eye completely.

Don't forget, if you win it, your name will be featured on this site for a week. That's free advertising people!

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Posted by Samantha at 12:03 AM | Permalink | Comments (7)

Needless to say, I'm going to take a break from the moron game next week. I need it after exposing 50 FREAKIN' MORONS. So, get your guesses in this week because if you win it, your name will be posted on this site for a full week.

That's like having a week's worth of free advertising.

So, the person you have to beat this week is Dragonlady's World.

Can you do it, or will Dragonlady's World be the one to see her name in "lights"?

Good luck to everyone. The race is on.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

The following articles have trackbacked this article:
The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Intro To Moron Of The Week #50 [by Pentimento]

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (15)

A lot of you have been waiting for this, so I thought I'd better pull it off for you.

This week's moron is Mel Gibson, which means that Dragonlady's World guessed it correctly and is the winner.

Congratulations Dragonlady's World for knowing that Mel "The Drunken Lunatic" Gibson is a moron.

Of course, if you've watched that South Park episode, you'd know that long before his anti-semitic DUI remarks, Mel Gibson was a moron.

For instance, he was a nutball when it came to the Oscars and planned to promote his movie, Apocolypto, by taping a message while speaking Mayan:

"The New York Post's Page Six says that Time magazine says that Mel Gibson says that he'll appear tonight on the Oscars in a taped message. Speaking Maya.

Gibson says he's not going to tone down his antics. "After what I experienced with 'The Passion,' I frankly don't give a flying f - - - about much of what they think," he told Time."

Him stumbling over a language no one watching could recognise.

Duh.

And, he elected to make that movie into a propaganda piece, acknowledged especially after he blurted out,

"Film star and director MEL GIBSON has launched a scathing attack on US President GEORGE W BUSH, comparing his leadership to the barbaric rulers of the Mayan civilisation in his new film APOC