The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

The Grand Finale and who else, but DragonLady wins the crown. That's 13 wins total for the champion of the moron game!

And, that means that Rooster Cashews is off the throne and DragonLady is on for knowing that Rosie O'Donnell is a moron.

So, here is the complete tally of winners over the history of the Moron of the Week game:

DragonLady 13
Stray Dog 4
Peace of my mind 4
imaginekitty 3
Jim 3
The Waterglass 3
Holstein Grove 2
Rooster Cashews 2
Shockingly Provincial 2
Moonbat Monitor 2
Difster 2
von 2
What the hell is wrong with you? 2
Alabama Improper 2
Blogonomicon 2
Drunken Wisdom 1
Tales of the stupid 1
Spoonfighter 1
The World According to Nick 1
Freedom Monkey House 1
Kerrigan 1
The Hand of Munger 1
Committees of Correspondence 1
C.A.Marks 1
Still Stacy 1
Skul 1
Just a Girl 1
cjg of eroticalee 1

Congratulations to you all as this was not an easy game, guessing who the black blobs were. And, thank you all for playing and for making it fun for me to watch being played, too.

So, let's get this thing started on moron Rosie O'Donnell. And, of course, where better to start than her obscure view on the war.

Rosie O'Donnell: "Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America where we have separation of church and state."

Rosie O'Donnell: "And as a result of the [9-11] attack and the killing of 3,000 innocent people, we invaded two countries and killed innocent people ..."

O'Donnell: "We are bombing innocent people in other countries."

That's why it's a war, dimbulb. Someone attacked you repeatedly, so it's your responsibility to retaliate and let them know it will not be tolerated.

Duh.

As for the Christianity being as threatening as radical Islam bit, I can't even comment on how utterly moronic that is.

I'll leave it to you to roll your eyes at her.

Continue reading "Final Moron Revealed #61" »

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Posted by Samantha at 05:01 PM | Permalink | Comments (3)

Will be revealed later today.

mwa-ha-ha-ha!

Mwa-Ha-Ha-Ha!

MWA-HA-HA-HA!

That's right, seeing as it's the final one, I'm keeping you all in suspense 'til later.

But, in the meantime, here is a list of all of the winners the game has had over the past year and three months.

DragonLady
Stray Dog
Peace of my mind
imaginekitty
Jim
The Waterglass
Holstein Grove
Rooster Cashews
Shockingly Provincial
Moonbat Monitor
Difster
von
What the hell is wrong with you?
Alabama Improper
Blogonomicon
Drunken Wisdom
Tales of the stupid
Spoonfighter
The World According to Nick
Freedom Monkey House
Kerrigan
The Hand of Munger
Committees of Correspondence
C.A.Marks
Still Stacy
Skul
Just a Girl
cjg of eroticalee

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Posted by Samantha at 12:33 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

Welcome to the final episode of Moron of the Week.

Earlier in the new year, there will be a Moron Of The Year contest, but for now, this is it. So, be sure to get your guesses in while you can.

I'm sure I'll still be writing about morons now and then - because there are just so many - but it will no longer be a guessing game. And, again, I wouldn't mind if someone took this game and used it for themselves. I wouldn't mind seeing it succeed into the future.

Back to the finale. Congrats goes to Rooster Cashews for kicking imaginekitty off the throne and guessing correctly on the moron.

So, will Rooster Cashews maintain the throne for another week, or will you be the next champ?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:03 AM | Permalink | Comments (17)

Rooster Cashews has kicked imaginekitty off the throne.

That means that Rooster Cashews is correct in knowing that Gwyneth Paltrow is a moron.

Some of you may remember that I've reported on Paltrow and her pitiful choice of baby names in the past: Apple, Moses, when will it end?

Well, now she's not just a moronic baby namer - she's also a moronic US offender.

I'm talking about that backstabbing insult she made about a country that has provided her with plenty of wealth and fame.

The actress, who lives in England with musician husband Chris Martin, says British people are far more "interesting" and "civilised" than her fellow Americans.

She said: "I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilised than the Americans."

The 'Shakespeare In Love' actress also praised the British for their fascinating dinner table conversation and labelled Americans money-grabbers.

Oh, but wait, she was "misinterpreted":

Gwyneth Paltrow says that she is not an American bashing actress. The blonde Oscar winner says that whatever she said - she didn't mean it or it was misinterpreted.

And, as that article notes, it isn't the first time she dissed her native US since she basically said the same things back in January.

So, what's her excuse going to be now? Her pregnancy hormones at the time cut off the circulation to her brain last time, and the excess pregnancy weight cut off the circulation this time?

Whatever.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #60" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (10)

First of all, I have a little bit of sad news to all those who enjoy the moron of the week game. I will be ending the game next week, so December 15th will be the final moron reveal. Although there is still an abundance of morons and this game probably could go on forever... forever... forever..., I need to take a break from it. In all actuality, it had a longer run than I expected, but I kept it going because it seemed to be so popular. Alas, I must discontinue the game since I am attempting to take more time out for myself in life.

The blog will continue, don't get me wrong.

And, perhaps someone out there reading this may wish to take the game on themselves someday - you're welcomed to it! And, I would gladly promote it if you do.

Anyhow, I will hold one final Moron Of The Year Award contest in the New Year, so be sure to watch for that.

But, for now...

Congrats again goes to imaginekitty guessing correctly on the moron.

So, will imaginekitty maintain the throne for another week, or will you be the next champ?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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No more morons [by DragonLady's World]

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (13)

imaginekitty remains the winner!

The correct guess, which imaginekitty made, is Natalie Maines - lead singer of the Ditsy Twits, I mean Dixie Chicks.

Yes, our countries (US and Canada alike) are fortunate to have freedom of speech; however, it would be nice if some morons waved that right.

And, with that, I'm talking about Natalie Maines' routine anti-war/anti-Bush ramblings. It all started with Maines insulting the US president while in another country:

The Dixie Chicks are drawing criticism from country music fans for remarks singer Natalie Maines made about President George W. Bush during a recent performance in London.

Maines told the audience earlier this week, “Just so you know, we're ashamed the president of the United States is from Texas.”

Angry phone calls flooded Nashville radio station WKDF-FM on Thursday, some demanding a boycott of the Texas trio's music.

I mean, to say it is one thing (one very stupid and nasty thing), but to say it to another country is borderline treasonous (if not borderline, then undeniably treasonous).

Off with her head!

Lol.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #59" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:14 AM | Permalink | Comments (8)

Hopefully this person made plenty of room for all his/her big mistakes.

And, just so you know, we're also ashamed of you, but don't get your feelings hurt over it.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

Well, congratulations goes to imaginekitty gaining the win and knowing David Letterman is a moron.

So, will imaginekitty maintain the throne for another week, or will you be the next champ?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

The following articles have trackbacked this article:
Another Caption Contest - Bush Flips the Bird! [by Right Pundits]

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (7)

Woo hoo, imaginekitty got it just in the nick of time.

And, I thought no one would.

Yes, imaginekitty is correct that this week's moron is David Letterman.

And, getting right down to it, here are some reasons why....

David Letterman is nothing more than a stinkin' moronic moonbat who doesn't have the wit enough to actually answer questions; he can only ask them.

Case in point, when Bill O'Reilly was on the show recently, Letterman couldn't hold up his end of the conversation and could only answer questions with questions: O'Reilly too smart for Letterman.

In typical moonbat form, Letterman proves that he is a load of hot air with nothing important to say and has no sense to respond intelligently.

And, you can see more of Letterman's moronic behaviour as he reverts to childish name-calling when he realises he's losing the battle: Letterman calls O'Reilly a bonehead.

Perhaps Letterman was just jealous that O'Reilly got more support and laughs than he, and that's probably also why he continued cutting off O'Reilly. Whenever a moonbat can't respond with intellect, they revert to uneducated name-calling and diverting of questions.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #58" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (6)

Blogonomicon was the winner last week for knowing that Al Franken is a moron.

So, will you be able to beat Blogonomicon, or will Blogonomicon remain the holder of the throne?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

The following articles have trackbacked this article:
Another Caption Contest - Bush Flips the Bird! [by Right Pundits]

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (24)

Well, it was a close one between Shock and Blog and Blogonomicon, but Blogonomicon beat everyone to the punch after the moron hint this week.

That means that cjg of eroticalee is out and Blogonomicon is the new champion for knowing that Al Franken is a moron.

And, what's not moronic about this guy? I mean, he's got the moron look, the failure as a broadcaster, and the moronic political perspective.

And, let's not forget his "comedic" acting. It's sucktacular at best.

He's not good enough, nor smart enough, and doggone it, he thinks people like him.

I mean, there's not much to remember about him other than being a one hit wonder of SNL (Saturday Night Live).

And, it appears he's also the one hit wonder of radio broadcasting, too, as his show Air America has gone bankrupt and left Franken in the dust.

Plus, it seems the guy isn't even good enough to get paid for the job, and when asked about the bankruptcy, he stated,

"We do know that there have been cash-flow problems. I haven't been paid in a while. Like, there's no cash flowing to me."

Well, let's just hope that's true.

You suck, Franken, get it?

You suck.

But, I guess he's too dense to realise his valueless persona since apparently he's been thinking of running for Senate in 2008.

Ya, that's really what the US needs, another dimwitted Dummicrat making decisions for everyone.

Ugh.

But, if Franken's history says anything about the guy, I'm sure he'll bomb at the polls too.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #57" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

My on-air opinion is that this person looks as moronic as s/he is.

Now that's the truth.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

CJG of eroticalee is the one to beat this week.

Are you going to be able to do it, or will cjg of eroticalee maintain the throne?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (14)

Congrats to cjg of eroticalee (NSFW) for being the first to realise that Nancy Pelosi looks like John Kerry, hence, is a natural moron.

It's a week of firsts.

Yes, there is a hypocrite in the House, and she dives headfirst into her role as moron this week.

I think one of the most questionable bits of info on this moron is her connection to communism.

In her past, she was on the executive committee of the socialist-leaning Progressive Caucus, with ties to the Democratic Socialists of America:

As only WND has reported, Pelosi is a long-time member of the "Progressive Caucus" – or, as I call it, the Congressional Red Army Caucus.

In fact, she has even served on the executive committee of the socialist-leaning Progressive Caucus,

"Nevertheless, the goal of the Democratic Socialists of America has never been deeply hidden. Prior to the cleanup of its website in 1999, the DSA included a song list featuring "The Internationale," the worldwide anthem of communism and socialism. Another song on the site was "Red Revolution" sung to the tune of "Red Robin." The lyrics went: "When the Red Revolution brings its solution along, along, there'll be no more lootin' when we start shootin' that Wall Street throng. ..." Another song removed after WorldNetDaily's expose was "Are You Sleeping, Bourgeoisie?" The lyrics went: "Are you sleeping? Are you sleeping? Bourgeoisie, Bourgeoisie. And when the revolution comes, We'll kill you all with knives and guns, Bourgeoisie, Bourgeoisie."

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #56" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (2)

Alabama Improper has been on the throne for two games now.

(That's what you call planned punning there with the "throne" thing.)

This week, will Alabama Improper remain the winner or will you be the next champion?

Good luck to all.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:16 AM | Permalink | Comments (13)

Well, it looks like Alabama Improper is the remaining champion since no one guessed correctly that Butch Campbell, I mean supermodel Naomi Campbell is this week's moron.

Congratulations Alabama Improper for maintaining the throne.

I must admit, I wouldn't know Campbell from a hole in the ground if it weren't for her reputation as a heavyweight assaultress.

But, I guess her violent tendancies make some sense considering she used to date that freak, Mike Tyson. She must have learned all her fighting skills and nuttiness from him back in the day.

And, if you're not aware of her 'left hook',
crazy Campbell has a long running history with the law in that area.

It started back in the 80s when she began creating her hot tempered image while working for the Elite Modelling agency:

"Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been blacklisted by the man who helped launch her catwalk career--because she is "nasty" and "temperamental".

Campbell shot to fame after being discovered by Elite Modeling agents near her London home when she was just 15.

But Elite boss John Casablancas, the father of Strokes rocker Julian Casablancas, hasn't worked with her since 1989, and says he will never work with her again.

He tells the New York Daily News, "Naomi has a really nasty side, because of her temperament, her lifestyle and her history. I like her a lot, but I would not work with her again for all the gold on Earth. She was abusive with her booking staff and it was unbearable."

It only gets better.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #55" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:13 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

Halloween may be over, but this cat may continue scratching.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (6)

This week, you all have Alabama Improper to dethrone.

So, will you be able to do it, or will Alabama Improper remain the champ?

Good luck to all.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (14)

Congratulations goes to Alabama Improper for the win.

Alabama Improper knew that Mark "the pedo" Foley is a moron.

And, if anything makes Mark Foley a moron, it would have to be his affiliation with Tom Cruise.

Lol, gotcha.

Well, in an offbeat way, he has an affiliation with nutball Tom due to Foley's association with Scientology.

"On May 24, 2003 a special dinner was held to honor Mark Foley at the Fort Harrison Hotel, the main accommodations building of the Flag Land Base of the Church of Scientology. Foley received leatherbound copies of Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health and The Way to Happiness as gifts from the Church.

After the Foley scandal became public, on October 5, 2006 the Church of Scientology removed the article boasting of their patronizing Foley from its website."

Foley, as we know, is the hot topic at this time of year - US election time - with the Democrats blaming the Republicans and the Republicans blaming the Democrats for having prior knowledge of Foley's mischief.

The mischief, as it could be called, is Foley's horn dog congressional page hounding. That is, the numerous pedophilic-type messages Foley sent to underage pages.

Foley's screen name in Instant Messages and Emails was always Maf54, which you may believe stands for his name and year of birth - Mark Adam Foley 1954 - but you'd be wrong.

It actually stands for My Attendant Flock = 54, as in I'm sure he'd like to get in the pants of at least 54 congressional attendant boys.

Or, perhaps it stands for My Attractive Footboys 54.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #54" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

Just a Girl won it last week for knowing Bill Clinton is a moron (much to the dismay of some moonbats), so now you have Just a Girl to dethrone. Can you do it?

Good luck everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Missed a Moron [by Leaning 80% to the right 80% to the left]

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (12)

Looks like Just a Girl just snagged the title from Dragonlady's World.

Congratulations Just a Girl for knowing that this week's moron is Bill Clinton.

Of course, we all know Clinton for his sex-crazed lunacy... I, uh, mean presidency.

Yes, I truly believe Clinton entered the wrong profession: he should have been in porn rather than politics.

I mean, not only was he caught in a filthy lie over having a Monica Lewinsky BJ, but he's had numerous allegations of infidelity from his past. Linda Tripp, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broaddrick (who claimed rape).

That man's busy as heck.

But, he sure doesn't know how to pick 'em. You'd think a man with successes like his could have selected better quality babes. But, then again, looking at his wife Hillary, I guess that's just what he goes for.

Perhaps, I should just be sighing in relief since I don't think I'm his type.

*Phew*

And, let's not forget his presidency was more of a mini party with lots of music, blowing smoke (but, he didn't inhale), getting the munchies (particularly for McDonalds), carnal behaviour, and at the end, the house was trashed.

Ya, I'm sure we all remember how he scoffed everything, but the kitchen sink (or did he take that, too?) when he left office. Oh, and he also pardon everyone and their dog before he left with a total of 140 presidential pardons, including Marc Rich.

Let's face it, that moron's excellent at being shady.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #53" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:08 AM | Permalink | Comments (7)

Last week's winner was DragonLady's World, so you have DragonLady to beat. Can you do it?

Good luck everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:09 AM | Permalink | Comments (16)

Congratulations again, Dragonlady, for taking the win.

Dragonlady's like some kind of winning machine; it's awesome.

Yes, to everyone, it is correct that Jimmy Carter is a moron.

He is like Bill Clinton without the fox attitude. Of course, I got that hint from The Simpsons who, instead, said Clinton was like Carter with the attitude.

So, there you have it.

I guess I could have also said he was the other annoying and useless ex-US president who won't go away.

Retire from publicly complaining already, Carter - you ol' coot.

No one's listening; we're just being bothered by your blathering.

Heck, your image is so dry, even a blue stained dress accusation couldn't have spiced up your presidency.

The only "spice" in Carter's career was the killer rabbit incident.

For those unaware, the only affair moron Carter had was with a rabbit, and I don't believe that was sexual in nature at all. It was extremely bizarre, however.

Carter was fishing when he claimed a rabbit, a "swamp rabbit" of all things, was heading directly towards his boat, trying to board it, but Carter apparently freaked out and swatted at the creature with his paddle.

Carter was taking a few days off in Plains, Georgia fishing when he spotted a rabbit swimming toward him.
“It was hissing menacingly, its teeth flashing and nostrils flared and making straight for the president” and he hit the rabbit with his paddle.

with a collective *yawn*.

And, it's this same dull weirdo who criticises the Bush administration every second he has.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #52" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:15 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

This person is a Bill Clinton without a "fox" attitude.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

Time again for another moron.

Last week's winner was Jim, so can you beat him or will Jim remain on the throne?

Good luck everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (19)

That's right, Jim, this week's moron is Nicole Richie.

Congrats Jim, for beating everyone to the win.

Nicole Richie isn't just moronic for teaming up with Paris Hilton in The Simple Life "reality" show, she's also a moron in her personal life.

Virtually anonymous pre-Paris Hilton, she has since aspired to great depths of ineptitude with her display of sheer stupidity and superficiality.

Pathetic to the point of essentially begging for compliments from 11 year old boys. Yes, 11 year old boys:

Nicole Richie apparently upset a Los Angeles family during a taping of The Simple Life last week by stopping an 11-year-old boy in his driveway and asking him, in graphic terms, if he found her attractive.

And, the boy's response must not have done the job for her because she's since gone on starving herself.

Although she continuously claims she doesn't have an eating disorder, it is displayed quite obviously in the infinite photos taken of the skeleton. Not to mention the fact that she has had to seek help to gain some weight.

Uh ya, moron, that does mean that you have an eating problem. Most people already know how to put food in their mouths, chew, and swallow it by your age without requiring aid.

Moron.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #51" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:09 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

The game is back on, so it's up to you to try to beat Skul and become the next winner.

Can you do it, or will Skul be able to hold the throne for another week?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (16)

Who else, but this mega-moron deserves to be #50? That's right, Skul was correct in guessing that it is none other than Cindy Sheehan.

That means DragonLady's World is off the throne and Skul is on.

Yes, the hag won the MOTY last year for being the ultra-moron of 2005, and now she's done even more moronic things since. Will it ever end?

This year, Sheehan has gone from loonie to loonier by maintaining her peace (money laundering, in my mind) rallies while the rest of the moonbats desert her. I guess Sheehan was hording all her non-profit cash from the other nutballs:

Cindy makes money at speaking appearances on college campuses and in left-wing churches all over the world. She got $250,000 insurance money when Casey Sheehan was killed while trying to make the world a better place. She makes money from the sales of her book. Cindy bought herself a new VW Beetle convertible.

For 25 months after Casey Sheehan gave his life while serving his country, Cindy Sheehan cavorted around the country, setting up fake memorials, while his gravesite was nearly bare.

"Cindy Sheehan says she’s taking a hiatus from her activist role to heal and re-energize herself after a trying and torrid summer.

Most of the 100 or so anti-war demonstrators who joined her this year had left her peace camp in Crawford by the close of the Labor Day weekend. However, Sheehan, 49, remained behind, collecting herself after what proved a low-profile protest compared to last year’s massive, monthlong demonstration near President Bush’s ranch."

Serves her right.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (12)

This moron seems to be going out with more of a whimper than a bang, and I can't wait til this one fades from the public eye completely.

Don't forget, if you win it, your name will be featured on this site for a week. That's free advertising people!

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Posted by Samantha at 12:03 AM | Permalink | Comments (7)

Needless to say, I'm going to take a break from the moron game next week. I need it after exposing 50 FREAKIN' MORONS. So, get your guesses in this week because if you win it, your name will be posted on this site for a full week.

That's like having a week's worth of free advertising.

So, the person you have to beat this week is Dragonlady's World.

Can you do it, or will Dragonlady's World be the one to see her name in "lights"?

Good luck to everyone. The race is on.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

The following articles have trackbacked this article:
The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Intro To Moron Of The Week #50 [by Pentimento]

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (15)

A lot of you have been waiting for this, so I thought I'd better pull it off for you.

This week's moron is Mel Gibson, which means that Dragonlady's World guessed it correctly and is the winner.

Congratulations Dragonlady's World for knowing that Mel "The Drunken Lunatic" Gibson is a moron.

Of course, if you've watched that South Park episode, you'd know that long before his anti-semitic DUI remarks, Mel Gibson was a moron.

For instance, he was a nutball when it came to the Oscars and planned to promote his movie, Apocolypto, by taping a message while speaking Mayan:

"The New York Post's Page Six says that Time magazine says that Mel Gibson says that he'll appear tonight on the Oscars in a taped message. Speaking Maya.

Gibson says he's not going to tone down his antics. "After what I experienced with 'The Passion,' I frankly don't give a flying f - - - about much of what they think," he told Time."

Him stumbling over a language no one watching could recognise.

Duh.

And, he elected to make that movie into a propaganda piece, acknowledged especially after he blurted out,

"Film star and director MEL GIBSON has launched a scathing attack on US President GEORGE W BUSH, comparing his leadership to the barbaric rulers of the Mayan civilisation in his new film APOCALYPTO."

And booze.

Moron Mel doesn't stop there, either. When it comes to the after-effects of his controversial film The Passion Of Christ, he had it out for a columnist, Frank Rich, and even threatened the guy's life:

About Frank Rich, the New York Times columnist who implied Gibson's father is "a Holocaust denier," the director had some choice – and inflammatory – words: "I want to kill him. I want his intestines on a stick. I want to kill his dog."

But, then again, it seems that Mel's a shining example of hypocrisy when it comes to all things religious.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (8)

Congratulations on last week's win, Still Stacy.

Still Stacy guessed correctly that Jesse Jackson was, is, and probably always will be a moron.

So, will Still Stacy be able to hold the throne this week, or will you be the next to win the Moron of the Week?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

The following articles have trackbacked this article:
The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns: Intro To Moron Of The Week #49 [by Pentimento]

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (12)

Just so that I don't come across as racist or discriminatory, what with my selection of mainly "white" morons and all, this week's moron is Jesse Jackson.

So there, Jesse Jackson, I'm one person you can't protest against.

And, that means that Still Stacy is our winner this week.

Congratulations Still Stacy for knowing that Jesse Jackson is undoubtably a moron. We know him as a Reverend and as a US civil rights whiner, I mean activist.

Almost everything he complains about has to do with ethnicity, so really, it's more like he's a minority (particularly blacks, Afro-Americans, African-Americans, Negroes, and the list goes on) rights activist.

For instance, his whining that black people aren't included in NASCAR as much as they should be:

"Jesse Jackson says NASCAR should feature more African-American drivers because "negroes can drive cars fast."

"One thing I know, negroes can drive cars fast," Jackson said to laughter. "I mean, we go through red lights, even [drive] at night with our lights off. We can drive cars fast," he asserted from the podium. "

If so, perhaps the police should be informed of this and be on the lookout for black drivers.

Oooo, burn on Jesse Jackson. Your stupid whining about moronic topics like this one may cause racial profiling rather than aid an ethnicity's progress.

Sucka fool.

And, it seems many black people have noticed this and are wise to his disturbing belligerence.

One African-American group actually protested against Jesse Jackson because they believed his loud-mouthed idiocies were detrimental to black issues and progress:

"Protestor Willie Ellis said he wanted to tell America, "Open your eyes: Jesse Jackson is for Jesse Jackson and Jesse Jackson only.

"He stole from the people long enough. It's time the people know the true man Jesse Jackson is. He has rode on black peoples' coattails long enough," Ellis told CNSNews.com.

"I look at him like a civil rights failure. If Martin Luther King laid down the blueprint, why has [Jackson] done everything to oppose Martin Luther King?" Davis asked. "[Jackson's] worth $40 million dollars...and Martin Luther King died broke," he added."

But, Jackson has managed to spin the negativity into a self-aggrandizing notion as he relates himself to Jesus and other notable figures:

"A Loop rally demanding more jobs for young black men turned into a protest against the leadership of Reverend Jesse Jackson.

"We are tired of coming here to voice our opinion when we got African-American people sitting at the table and saying they represent our interests and playing this puppet game," said one protester.

"They lashed out at Dr. King, they lashed out at Nelson Mandela, they lashed out at Jesus, so all of those who fight for change become the object of frustration," said Rev. Jesse Jackson, Rainbow-Push Coalition."

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #48" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (8)

Congratulations to c.a. marks for knowing that the big time douche, Michael Moore, was last week's moron.

I've been waiting a long time to put up that douche, and good for c.a. marks for beating everyone to the punch on that guess.

So, this week, will c.a. marks do it again, or will you be the next to win the throne?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (11)

Congratulations, c.a. marks, for knowing that Michael Moore is probably the BIGGEST moron alive.

Way to go c.a. marks for knowing it and winning the throne.

Clearly, Moore is a moron, and I'm sure I really need not write about him because that's common knowledge.

Right?

Well, there are still some dolts who follow his garbage spewing "documentaries" and preachings. Don't ask me why.

But, anyhow, before I get started on the discussion, I just wanted to share this with you...

Clip taken from the dictionary?

That about sums up this week's moron folks. (Idea for the dictionary clipping á la The Simpsons)

Although we know Moore (unfortunately) from other "documentaries" and movies that he's pulled out of his a$$ - like Roger And Me and Canadian Bacon, etc. - we know him mostly these days from his controversial film Fahrenheit 9/11 and his anti-American propaganda.

But, let's not forget the blatant disregard for all facts and logic, or his continuous lies and deceit.

Moore's style has come under fire from those who claim that when making his films, he unfairly edits and re-sequences events in order to twist or misrepresent the words of his targets or interviewees.

For instance, he will take an image... let's say, in this instance, a photo of Moore himself. And, he will use that image along with another image to send you a message about that person or thing (in this case, "thing"). The secondary image in this instance is Maggie Simpson.

And, voila! You have yourself a message that implies something about the initial image.

Michael Moore Sucks!

His messages, of course, are much more politically charged, and his messages are all lies, whereas my message here is reality.

Anyhow, I'm just having a little fun because I really despise Moore and am so sick of reading about this piece of sh*t on forever buckling legs.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #47" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

von has done it again.

So, von is the one to beat this week as he's been the winner more than once now.

Congratulations, von, can you do it again, or will someone else be the next winner?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (13)

von won it again. If you don't remember (and I don't expect you to, lol), von won once before for knowing that nutty Elton John was a moron, so I guess it's no surprise that von also knew that squirrelly John F. Kerry is this week's moron.

You know, thinking of the name, how many of you want to bet that Kerry changed his middle name just to get the initials JFK.

It wouldn't surprise me with all his fruitcakey ideas.

Like, for instance, his belief that diplomacy would have worked better than the Iraq war as a way to stop Saddam, terrorism, etc.

Of his own views on Iraq, Kerry stated forthrightly, "The course of this country in Iraq is making the world more dangerous."

Kerry also criticized President Bush's approach to the troubled region.

"I know that I would have handled the diplomacy," he said.

How many more years of "diplomacy" (hence, terrorist attacks as we wait for you to try to talk your way out of war with the enemies) would you put us all through before you realise that diplomacy doesn't work in every situation, including this one?

Moron, you can flap your gums all you want, but it doesn't hold up to their guns and bombs when they're not listening.

All this anti-war babble from some dweeb who tends to exaggerate his heroism in the Vietnam War.

... SBVT members included two of Kerry's former commanding officers, Grant Hibbard and George Elliott. Hibbard and Elliott have alleged, respectively, that Kerry's first Purple Heart and Silver Star were undeserved.

Kerry, in an interview, stated,

"There are all kinds of atrocities, and I would have to say that, yes, yes, I committed the same kind of atrocities as thousands of other soldiers have committed in that I took part in shootings in free fire zones.

And I believe that the men who designed these, the men who designed the free fire zone, the men who ordered us, the men who signed off the air raid strike areas, I think these men, by the letter of the law, the same letter of the law that tried Lieutenant Calley, are war criminals."

Now, as a country, would you really want to elect war criminal as your president? Someone who considers himself a despicable creature. Why would anyone vote for someone so messed up to LEAD their country?

What a numbnut. It's like he's asking for failure.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

Committees of Correspondence won it last week.

Will Committees of Correspondence be able to win it again this week, or will you be the next to gain the throne of the Moron of the Week game?

Good luck all.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (7)

Congratulations Committees of Correspondence for guessing correctly that this week's moron is Hugo Chavez.

This is Committees of Correspondence first win, so way to go Committees of Correspondence.

Yes, Hugo Chavez is a moron - as if we didn't already know.

Now, Chavez isn't only a tool because he secretly wants to be Cindy Sheehan's lover (*shudder*), but he's also a moron for all his idiotic Venezuelan presidential decisions.

Of late, sh*tty Chavez has been befriending narcoterrorist and arming himself wild for no apparent reason.

Just a little suspicious?

Uh, ya, I think so.

Especially after knowing that he has sworn the US as his enemy:

“Down with the U.S. empire! It must be said, in the entire world: Down with the empire!�?

"We have invaded the United States but with our oil."

So much so, that he is considered to be the Castro Mini-Me, but I prefer to call him a mini-moron.

Further, Castr... I mean Chavez is using his greasy monopoly of oil to get himself ever closer to a position of dictatorship in democratic Venezuela.

Venezuela is the world's fifth-largest oil producer; Chavez basically controls 15 percent of U.S. oil imports. He allegedly is taking billions of dollars in revenue to grease the way to one-man rule of a country with a 50-year history of democracy.

Chavez has packed the Supreme Court and the army with his supporters, seized control of the country's wealth and introduced a penal code that criminalizes dissent.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #45" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

This moronic moonbat supporter should not be overlooked as a potential future terror.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (7)

Congratulations imaginekitty for winning the title and knowing that last week's moron was, of course, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

This week, will imaginekitty win it again, or will you be the next winner of the Moron of the Week?

Good luck to all.

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To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (13)

The win this week goes to imaginekitty who knew that the moron was Iranian President Mahmoud "Madman" Ahmadinejad. This means that The Waterglass is out for this week and imaginekitty is in.

Okay, there is no doubt that you are a moron if you deny the existence of the Holocaust, and that’s just what Madman Mahmoud Ahmadinejad did.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has described the Holocaust as "a myth" and suggested that Israel be moved to Europe, the United States, Canada or Alaska.

"They have invented a myth that Jews were massacred and place this above God, religions and the prophets," Ahmadinejad said in a speech to thousands of people in the Iranian city of Zahedan, according to a report on Wednesday from Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting.

"The West has given more significance to the myth of the genocide of the Jews, even more significant than God, religion, and the prophets," he said. "(It) deals very severely with those who deny this myth but does not do anything to those who deny God, religion, and the prophet."

"If you have burned the Jews, why don't you give a piece of Europe, the United States, Canada or Alaska to Israel," Ahmadinejad said.

"Our question is, if you have committed this huge crime, why should the innocent nation of Palestine pay for this crime?"

There are actual living people who can attest to such an event.

H*ll, my grandma talks to me about living during that period, for gosh sakes.

And, let’s not forget the f-ing physical evidence and all the families that were wiped out by it.

Moron.

You’ve got to be dumb as snot for denying reality.

And, a few days ago on 60 Minutes with Mike Wallace, the Iranian president proved to be even more moronic when he spewed cr*p about how the US needs to be a more peaceful nation, and at the same time, the doofus threatened lives:

Speaking about President Bush's failure to answer his 18-page letter that criticized U.S. foreign policy, Ahmadinejad said, "Well, (with the letter) I wanted to open a window towards the light for the president so that he can see that one can look on the world through a different perspective. … We are all free to choose. But please give him this message, sir: Those who refuse to accept an invitation will not have a good ending or fate.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

Well, last week's win goes to The Waterglass for beating everyone to the guess, knowing that Naom Chomasky was the moron.

Congrats to The Waterglass.

Will The Waterglass do it again, or will you be the next winner?

Good luck to everyone.

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To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (10)

Some of you may say that the word "moron" just does not cover it for this guy.

I have to agree.

Unfortunately, the words I would like to use are too harsh even for this blog.

So, we'll stick to moron, and yes, Dave D. from The Waterglass is correct that Noam Chomsky is this week's moron of the week.

Yay, that's right, The Waterglass didn't win it for Janeane Garofalo this time like he did last year or for Hillary Clinton.

Way to go The Waterglass.

So, why do I think so little of Chomsky?

Well, does anti-Western standards of living, anti-American, possiblly anti-semitic, anarchist explain it? It should, because that's exactly how I see the guy.

When I say anti-Western standards of living, I mean his overall audacity to speak out against personal gain and interest:

The iconic MIT linguist and left-wing activist frequently has lashed out against the "massive use of tax havens to shift the burden to the general population and away from the rich," and criticized the concentration of wealth in "trusts" by the wealthiest 1%. He says the U.S. tax code is rigged with "complicated devices for ensuring that the poor -- like 80% of the population -- pay off the rich."

I guess, however, we can lash out at Chomsky in return after learning that he is a hypocrite of his own protest:

But trusts can't be all bad. After all, Chomsky, with a net worth north of US$2-million, decided to create one for himself. A few years back he went to Boston's venerable white-shoe law firm, Palmer and Dodge, and, with the help of a tax attorney specializing in "income-tax planning," set up an irrevocable trust to protect his assets from Uncle Sam. He named his tax attorney (every socialist radical needs one!) and a daughter as trustees. To the Diane Chomsky Irrevocable Trust (named for another daughter) he has assigned the copyright of several of his books, including multiple international editions.

And, that makes for a very weak mind.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #43" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (13)

This person has been polluting scholarly minds for decades and is the epitome of all moonbatty thoughts, in my opinion.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (9)

What the hell is wrong with you? has done it again.

Not Dragonlady's World, which I accidentally put up, lol.

So, What the hell is wrong with you? is the one to beat this week as he's been the winner for two weeks in a row.

Congratulations, What the hell is wrong with you?, can you do it again, or will someone else be the next winner?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:02 AM | Permalink | Comments (20)

You all know how much I'm against cosmetic surgery right?

Well, in this case... scratch that.

Beaten with an ugly stick doesn't even begin to describe it.

The woman doesn't even need makeup for Hallowe-en, for gosh sakes.

In fact, a witch mask would be an improvement.

Yes, I am talking about Helen Thomas, which means that What the hell is wrong with you? is our winner once again.

Congrats What the hell is wrong with you?

For those unaware, Helen Thomas is the hideous face of presidential reporting. Thomas has been asking presidents stupid questions for well over 50 years, beginning with John F. Kennedy and ending (hopefully) with George W. Bush Jr.

Of course, Thomas has been chosen for the moron title primarily due to all her witless questions and responses that she's forced on the Bush administration.

I think many of us applauded Bush's decision to ignore Thomas's inane reportive queries - at least, I got a chuckle out of it when Thomas 'screeched' and 'hollered' about being overlooked during Bush's question-answer periods.

Not to mention, having her moved from the front row during press conferences to the back row:

Thomas has been moved to the back row during press conferences, although she still sits in the front row during press briefings. She is called upon at briefings on a daily basis but no longer ends Presidential news conferences by saying "Thank you, Mr. President." Asked why she is now seated in the back row, she said, "Because they don't like me...I ask too mean questions."

He doesn't want to have to look at that.

I can empathise. After searching through image after image of this witchy woman, boy, can I empathise.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #42" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (13)

What the hell is wrong with you? won it last week for guessing correctly that Ward Churchill is a moron, not to mention being despicable.

So, now, will you let What the hell is wrong with you? get away with being the winner for another week, or will you be next to correctly guess who is the Moron Of The Week.

Good luck to all.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (12)

First off, my apologies to both What the hell is wrong with you? and Yippee-ki-yay! as I put up a second hint when it wasn't necessary.

Ward Churchill was already guessed correctly by What the hell is wrong with you? the day before, but I was in la-la land (not literally) and didn't see the guess (what the hell is wrong with me, is definitely fitting here, lol).

So, Yippee-ki-yay! deserves an honourable mention for knowing without a doubt that Ward Churchill is bonkers, but What the hell is wrong with you? is the winner this time around, which means that von has been given the boot for now.

Lol.

Of course, many of you may remember Ward Churchill for his controversial 9/11 ramblings in which he referred to the victims of the Twin Towers as "little Eichmanns". This reference to the orchestrator of the Holocaust implied that the 9/11 deceased had created their own catastrophe, and in that sense, deserved what they got.

Yes, he's one sick mofo.

He's even admits to vandalism as a form of bravado against repression when he blurts:

Not being comfortable with that, I have a rule of thumb: I smile very politely to the cop, take the ticket, look to see how much the fine is going to be, and before I leave that state, I make sure I cause at least that much property damage in state material before I go, so it’s a wash, boys and girls.

Why do you choose to live in a country you're so strongly against?

That's my question to all hissy fit throwers.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #41" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

I know this is a tough one, but I thought the "fake" part would tip someone off or at least the discussion of "insane". I'm going to have to try harder with a new hint, although this hint might suck just as harshly as the last one:

The only one "desperate" here is you and your obvious attempt to aquire fame over the bullsh*t you spew, ya wannabe.

My apologies if it still leaves you stumped, but that's all I've got til Friday.

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This person is possibly one of the most insane blurters of stupidity I've ever read about: insane and fake.

(not diagnosed insane, that's just my own assessment of the person)

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Well, congratulations again goes to von for winning the crown and knowing that Elton John was last week's moron.

Now, can von maintain the title for a second week, or will you be the one to defeat von?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Congratulations von for knocking The Hand of Munger out of the winner's circle.

Now, some of you may be wondering how von knows that Sir Elton John is a moron. I mean, what did Sir Elton John ever do to make himself a moron?

Well, let me tells ya.

If anything, we cannot call John a recluse. He's out there... and I mean out there.

From criticising and attempting to reform fellow celebs to his cr*ppy sense of style, John makes himself noticed.

Of course, we all know him for his tacky outfits and gaudy glasses, but another cheesy element of this moron is his self-loathing.

He hides no secrets about how he despises his physical appearance:

"Looking in the mirror and not liking what I see - that's been with me all my life and probably will be until the day I die.

"The physical self-loathing. I like myself as a person very much, but physically."

Plus, if you stopped nagging others (which I will get to shortly) and fixed your own deep-rooted 'problems', you could actually look past your superficial self to see a brighter life.

But, you know, instead of taking that logical step to healing, the moron opts for plan 'B': getting high and drunk to numb his pain.

Always the wiser frickin' choice.

Duh.

"Flamboyant rocker Sir Elton John used to smoke so much cannabis he was forced to undergo surgery to save his voice."

"My drug now is food. I've only got to pass a baker's window and I put on 15 pounds."

Wouldn't you just call that masking the issue?

What's next? Are you going to trade in sweets and cakes for heavy ammo and drive-by shootings?

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #40" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (10)

Is this person a 'sir' or 'madame'? Seriously, I wonder about that sometimes.

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Posted by Samantha at 09:47 AM | Permalink | Comments (6)

The Hand of Munger did it last week by guessing correctly that Thom Yorke from Radiohead is a moron.

Will The Hand of Munger be able to maintain the title this week, or will you be the next champion to win the throne?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Congratulations Dave Munger for taking the win from Dragonlady's World and for knowing that this week's moron is Thom Yorke.

Woo hoo, Dave of The Hand of Munger, that was a tough one.

For those unaware, and will probably regret learning, Thom Yorke is the moody (or perhaps constipated) lead singer for Radiohead, a British pop music group. Radiohead is best known for a recent ablum, "Hail To The Thief", which many believe was an anti-American reference to the United States 2000 elections.

Yorke also blurts out a lot about environ-mental issues and anti-war propaganda.

But, here's one way he attempts to beat the criticism before it gets to you.

"Yorke is a vocal ambassador for the charity Friends Of The Earth, but admits he isn't "flawless", since big concerts, tours and festivals rely on fossil fuel and create tons of unrecyclable waste.

That stresses me out, because I am a hypocrite. As we all are."

And, unfortunately for this moron, his admittance doesn't work because he still chooses to go on tour and burn all that gas.

If you were truly an environmental wackjob (and not just a wackjob) you'd decide touring wasn't necessary.

It would do us all a favour, too, not having to watch you on stage whining and complaining to the naive youth.

An example of Yorke's griping and complaining is against his PM, Tony Blair.

Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke has slammed British Prime Minister Tony Blair for his lack of integrity, and refuses to meet him to discuss his climate change campaign. The crusading rocker, an ambassador for environmental group Friends of the Earth, feels let down by his leader's lack of "environmental credentials" and believes any talks to cut greenhouse gas emissions would be futile.

And, when it comes to his anti-war complaints, he's the leader of the pack.

By speaking out, Yorke says he intends "to make Blair squirm over his decision to take us into an illegitimate war (in Iraq) and follow this religious lunatic [US president Bush] toward a dangerous future for the whole planet".

I'm afraid the only chance to rid our world of chaos, madness, and death, as well as Hilter-type dictators is by standing up to them and up for ourselves.

Besides, I'm sure neither Blair or Bush care what you think or do, anyhow.

However, Yorke won't stop there:

Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke has called for the band's fans to join him in a protest against George w Bush's controversial Star Wars programme.

What are you, a fan of dicatorship or something to want the loonies to control the world, and wipe it out?

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #39" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (23)

Think non-USA. This one could possibly be considered a moonbat of the music world: very annoying.

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Dragonlady's World has done it again. Stealing the throne from Kerrigan who was mere hours away from guessing correctly.

Congrats Dragonlady's World. And, to everyone, this one may be very difficult to guess, so think beyond my usual. I've got a feeling I'll be giving away a mid-week hint unless someone out there really knows their morons.

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:02 AM | Permalink | Comments (14)

I wanted to put both moronic Olsen twins up this week, but since that would be a dead giveaway, I chose to go with the one that seems more idiotic than the other.

Congratulation to DragonLady's World for taking back the title and for guessing correctly that Mary-Kate Olsen is the moron this week.

It was a very close call as Kerrigan also guessed it correctly, only a few hours too late. So that means DragonLady's World is the one to beat next week.

Okay, let's get right into it. Just so you know who's who, Mary-Kate is the anoerexic, possibly on drugs, university dropout twin while her sister Ashley is considered to be the cigarette smoking wino.

And, man, it's not bad enough that society wants to make the anoerexic rehab fiend of a twin a role model, but now they want the twins to do a health show for kids.

If you think the protruding bellies and mile-wide hips sported by Barney and the Teletubbies provide an unhealthy role model for today's impressionable youth, then we have good news. Us Weekly reports Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have met with networks execs to drum up interest in a TV show for tots promoting good nutrition and exercise.

"Okay, kids, today's lesson: how to fit one cracker into your mouth while the driver takes you to your movie audition".

You know, that's every kid's problem.

"Now, kids, we're going to learn how to barf that cracker up this evening before bed".

And - this is great - I guess it's only fitting that Mary-Kate be a potential new face for Calvin Klein as a way to replace cocaine addict model Kate Moss.

Stick figures seem to be Calvin's thing, eh.

And, Mary-Kate isn't stopping there.

She's hoping to play Kate Moss in a movie based on the model's life.

Mary-Kate thinks that she'd be able to bring the right edginess and depth to the role. She sees Kate as a survivor, just as she is herself. She believes that this could be the movie to show that she’s a talented grown-up who can really act.

Ha, I don't think so.

But, that explains her scrawniness, anyhow.

Mary-Kate must starve herself thin to look like coke head Kate.

I wonder if she has the same "habit" to keep herself thin, too. Some people claim she does, although her representatives state otherwise.

What a fantastic role model.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #38" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:09 AM | Permalink | Comments (10)

This one comes as a set... but which one is it?

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Way to go Kerrigan for knowing that Travolta's a moron.

So, who wants to steal the crown from Kerrigan? You? Well, you can only steal it if you play the game, so go ahead and give it a try.

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Congratulations to Kerrigan for taking the crown from Freedom Monkey House and for knowing that this week's moron is John Travolta.

Yes, Mr. Stayin' Alive acquires the moron role for many of his 'tarded actions and behaviours. Let's take a look....

Well, we all know that moron Travolta gets off on planes, but did you know he turned his house into an airport?

"The Grease star - who has a pilot's license - can now park his $96 million Boeing 707 outside his $2.4 million mansion in Florida, America.

The replica airport house also has a 2.25 kilometre (1.4 mile) runway, and John can taxi his wings to two docking stations adjoined to the property."

And, I bet the airport had to look just right, eh, especially after we learn that he's a perfectionist.

Yes, John likes anal, I mean is anal.

"He explains, "I have a little bit of a perfectionist thing with machines and cleanliness. I like it to work and be neat. I still get knee-jerk reactions to things when they go off centre.

"If there's a plan of some sort and it goes slightly off-kilter I get a little nutty."

And, his wackiness was proven further when he and his wife stuck their nose in the Katie Holmes pregnancy.

Apparently, it was Travolta and his wife, Kelly Preston, who encouraged Holmes to do a silent birth.

Well, I guess the benefit of the scientology cult is that we can keep all the screwballs together. Let them screw up their own lives and leave us out of it.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #37" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Freedom Monkey House has stolen the crown.

Congratulations Freedom Monkey House on defeating Dragonlady's World and grasping the throne after knowing that Courtney Love is a moron. Now, will Freedom Monkey House be able to maintain the throne, or will someone else claim it this week?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Woo hoo, congrats to Freedom Monkey House for being the first to take down the seemingly impenetrable DragonLady's World.

Yes, Freedom Monkey House is the new champ for guessing correctly that this week's moron is obviously
Courtney "Track Marks" Love.

Trust me, it was not hard to find a terrible photo of this one. In fact, there were so many, it was really difficult to whittle them down.

Sure, we all know she's a moron, but until now, many of us didn't realise just how moronic she was.

It all started back in childhood for this nutjob. Courtney Love had screwy, hippy parents who dropped acid and lived in communes.

But, her parents split up early on, and it was soon learned that her dad would get Courtney wasted on acid at the age of 4 and then he'd draw "psychedelic squiggles all over her naked body".

I wonder... was it at this point of her life that he taught her to sing badly, too?

As a result, her mom took her away from her father and put her into therapy by the age of 6.

Guess what, lady, the therapy didn't stick with her because at 9 years old, Courtney was reading porn in adult bookstores and began drinking by age 12.

I think that acid she did earlier f*cked more than a few brain cells up for her to be so messed up at such a young age.

And, obviously her wild, icky side didn't stop there because in her teens, she began stripping around the world.

Yes, as a teenager, Courtney was in Japan, Taiwan, Guam, and Alaska flashing her grodies to anyone who would watch. But, with her looks, I'm guessing she couldn't make much of a career from it, so she decided to head into the music industry.

For some reason she thinks she can sing.

And, I'm sure we all know about her exploits with Kurt Cobain, with whom she was considered to be the Yoko Ono of Nirvana, and with whom she was accused by some as being Kurt's murderer.

Well, some people strongly believe Courtney conspired to kill him.

I'll let you decide on that one after you hear of her other f-ed up life decisions.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #36" »

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Dragonlady's World is smokin'. She's been the throne holder so long that I've forgotten how many weeks it's been already.

Seriously, are you guys going to let Dragonlady's World get away with this? Time for you all to kick your arses into full gear and beat her to the punch.

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (14)

Wow, Dragonlady's World is the quiz extraordinaire! Kicking snot over at Diane's Stuff as well as five weeks in a row here, eh (thanks DL for the correction). Someone better catch her quick; she's on fire.

So, since Dragonlady's World won it again, it means she guessed correctly that this fruitloop is none other than Keven "Cletus" Fertilizer, I mean Federline.

I figured I'd better get in on writing about this moron now before he becomes history in the public eye after Spears divorces his sorry arse.

It's only a matter of time, in my opinion.

Now, let's ignore the fact that he needs a babysitter to change his diapers (or whatever the sitter does), and look at K-Fed's life.

K-Fed is probably one of the most laziest SOBs I've ever heard of. I'm sure we've all heard the stories of how he leeches off his wife, Britney Spears, all the time.

We know little about Federline prior to his marriage with Spears, so I'll just start there. After meeting her at a bar, K-Fed spent a little time leeching of Spears' fame by taking part with her in a reality show similar to the Newlywed show.

I don't even remember what it was called, it was that stupid.

Shortly after, we learned just how lazy K-Fed was when Britney was forced to propose to him since he couldn't get his sh*t together enough to make the move.

Since their marriage, his laziness has been further proven in his need to leech money off Britney all the time.

Let's start with him buying a $300,000 wristwatch behind his wife's back:

"Britney Spears has yet another reason to be miffed at her hubby. Kevin Federline shelled out $300,000 for a wristwatch without telling his wife first, according to Us Weekly. Perhaps it's no co-incidence that that's the exact amount the aspiring rap star reportedly was paid to record an album and tour in Japan. 'All he does is work on his music and try to find ways to get out,' a source told the mag. 'That is all he cares about. It has taken a big toll on their marriage because he's not always there for her and he used to be.'�?

But, K-Fed's not stopping there.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #35" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (6)

Okay, that's it, this is the week someone has to take Dragonlady's World down. She's been the queen of the throne for 4 weeks already.

Dragonlady's World even manages to beat me often at Diane's Stuff's game called Dead Guy on the Sidebar.

So, with that said, will you be able to beat Dragonlady's World this week?

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Congratulation to Dragonlady's World for maintaining the title for 4 weeks straight.

That's right, nobody guessed correctly that Cameron Diaz is a moron, so Dragonlady's World holds onto the title for yet another week.

Yes, Cameron Diaz is moronic for more than just her There's Something About Mary hair - and really isn't that the only way that we know she's a celebrity.

I mean, she's barely recognisable for any other role, mainly her cummed up hair.

Although most people assume her career began with The Mask, I believe her acting work actually started with an S&M video Diaz made when she was 19.

Yes, for those unaware, Diaz tortured the sh*t out of a guy alongside another girl, and this softcore porn made it to the Internet in 2004.

Miss. Whips, Chains, and Squeegees didn't stop there, however.

Last year, some topless photos she had taken with a photographer came back to haunt her as the photographer, John Rutter, attempted to blackmail her with the images.

She won the case, but duh, who's the moron who made these topless decisions in the first place?

Don't expose yourself if you're not willing to be exposed.

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Dumb Diaz.

Alas, the future doesn't look too bright for those who find Cameron's "handsome" looks attractive as she claims she won't be doing any more bed scenes:

"Tom was so considerate [in Vanilla Sky], and we laughed about doing it. But I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it."

I wouldn't be caught dead in bed with Tom Cruise either.

Oh ya, and speaking of Diaz exposure, and lack thereof, she doesn't seem to be all that interested in baring her autograph to fans.

Yes, Diaz is disappointing and disrespecting the very people who paid for her fame and fortune by the boatloads:

Cameron Diaz may be a talented actress, but she’s persistently a terrible signer. Instead of just turning down a person’s autograph request, she’ll lecture them about how dumb autographs are.

Another "duh" for the dumba$$ Diaz.

No wonder your classmates called you Skeletor in school. You're a nasty be-atch.

Unless it had something to do with your big a$$ mouth.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #34" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:07 AM | Permalink | Comments (4)

This eye-popping person seems to love to annoy and lecture when not in the lime light.

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Posted by Samantha at 01:54 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Man, would you catch her already?

Dragonlady's World has maintained the throne for three weeks straight now.

She's a moron guesser extraordinaire.

Congrats Dragonlady's World can you go for four, or will someone else beat Dragonlady's World to the win?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:06 AM | Permalink | Comments (15)

Somebody better catch that Dragonlady's World, eh. She's rockin' the moron throne.

Yes, Dragonlady's World guessed it correct that Britney Spears, another BS moron (Barbra Streisand being the other), has done a number of things that make her a moron.

It all started, of course, with her singing career.

We should have known how moronic she would turn out to be just by listening to her music. First off, her music has no depth; it's sucktacular. Second, many of her songs tend to sound the same. So similar that a comedy duo called Supergirly (whom I had the pleasure of seeing their routine live) mocked the Spears songs by playing Hit Me Baby One More Time synchronically with Oops, I did it again.

Other than the pathetic lyrics, there is no difference to some of her songs.

All of this was highly suspected.

And, we all know her from her relationship with n'sync, or backstreet boy, or boys 2 men, or new kids on the block, or whatever he was in, singer Justin Timberlake.

The whole time throughout their relationship and before, the moron Britney claimed to be a virgin when everything else suggested otherwise: her closeness with Justin, her trashy whore clothes, and her virtually pornographic videos and concerts.

Of course, after Timberlake spilled the beans, Britney was forced to confess that she truly was the tramp she denied being.

And, it really sealed the deal when she went from virgin wannabe to instant whore in the video, and subsequent concert for "I'm a Slave 4 U".

The concert really ticked a lot of parents and childcare givers off when they took their children (Britney's only fan base, other than drooling, perverted old men) to see the girl in concert and were shocked to see simulated gay sex , orgies, and masterbation on stage. All to the tune of Britney's infamous lip synching.

And, speaking of fake lip action, her trailer trash-like smooch with the aging moron Madonna at the 2003 MTV awards caused a worldwide dry heave.

And I thought 2 blondes tongue wrestling was supposed to be arousing; all I heard from that experience was a lot of disgust, proving that these 2 morons are has beens pushing towards retirement from the public eye.

This is further proven as the couple tied for the 2002 Razzies for Worst Actress.

Britney won it and another for Worst Original Song in her shotty movie Crossroads. I guess not enough biblets and perverts support it at the box office.

No one else would go see it.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #33" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:25 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

Geesh, I almost don't have to change a word on this intro; it's pretty much the same as last week.

Congratulations for a second week to Dragonlady's World for declaring the throne as her own.

Let's see if Dragonlady's World can maintain the title for three, unless you will beat Dragonlady's World to be the next winner of the throne.

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (15)

(the line across the George Michael image is a car window)

That's two weeks in a row for Dragonlady's World since no one guessed correctly that this week's moron is George Michael.

Some may have always called him a moron, but these days he's really proving to be a fool as he gets himself caught in scandal after scandal.

Of course, many know George Michael as the Wham! singer, or on his own in "I Want Your Sex" and "Faith" songs, but ever since his public loo defamation, he's been a virtual recluse.

If you'll think back, his first big scandal was when he was caught in Will Roger's Park performing 'lewd acts' while police were performing a standard undercover operation to clean the park of 'lewd' behaviour.

I'm totally not going there with the jokes on those "back door" shenanigans.

I mean, he really "slipped up" in there, didn't he?

Yup, he really "went down" on the wrong path that day.

Despite the fact that police were merely doing their job and that George was clearly in the wrong, he had a little freak out over the situation claiming he was targeted due to his celeb status.

Whatever moron.

How 'bout you keep it in your f*cking pants until you're in a more appropriate location?

Duh.

The outcome of his court trial was he was to pay $810 and serve 80 hours of community service.

That's hardly even a slap on the wrist for a millionaire. No wonder he still behaves as the twit to this day.

But, what I'd really like to know (well, not really) is why there is so much gay b*tchiness between singers. First, it was a pit between the Georges as Boy George gets catty and sarcastically jokes about George Michael's singing.

Me-ow!

Then, there's a feud between the flamboyent Elton John and Michael, and even presumed homosexual Morrissey touted that he wasn't impressed with Michael.

Geez, they sound like a bunch of 20-something female pop stars.

How lame. Like, whatever. Skanks.

Oh, and there's also Michael insulting soccer player David Beckham for changing his physical appearance too often and he called Beckham insecure for it.

Boy, is that the pot calling the kettle black or what? With all of Michael's shameful behaviours, I'd say he certainly lacks confidence as a person comparatively.

I think some would call him a himbo for sure (himbo: attractive male, but unintelligent and superficial). Although, the attraction's just not there from my perspective.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #32" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:48 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

I have no faith in the stability of this moron.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

Congratulations to Dragonlady's World knowing Teri Hatcher is a dimbulb dumby dodo dipsnot, or in other words, a moron.

Let's see if Dragonlady's World can maintain the title for another week, unless you will beat Dragonlady's World to be the next winner of the throne.

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (10)

The Dragonlady just beat out Jim this week as she switched her vote from Anna Nicole Smith to Susan Sarandon, and finally to the winning moron guess, Teri Hatcher.

Congratulations goes to The Dragonlady for knowing that Teri Hatcher seems to be aging rapidly these days, as well as seems to have some sort of eating disorder causing her to shrink rapidly too.

If sanity didn't escape her before, it certainly seems to have now that she's acquired uber-fame for being desperate: desperate both as one of the Housewives and in her personal life.

Sure, we've all known about her before - from being Louis Lame on the Superman tv series to her "spectacular" episode on Seinfeld to Radio Shack commercials - but these days we know her for being one of the top paid female tv stars out there.

And, boy, is she out there.

For one, everywhere she goes, she seems to spew her nipple obsession. Even during a discussion about the childhood molestation with her uncle-in-law, she chose to segue into a bull(sh*t) session, not over her boobs, but over her nipples, to be exact:

"They [the men she dates] will have to just sit across the table while they are buying me filet mignon and some fabulous wine thinking, I wonder if I'll ever see those nipples."

And, perhaps if she had more depth to her than a mere couple of knobs, she could snag a decent man for once.

And, speaking of snagging a mate, Hatcher seems to be extremely desperate. She once claimed that she hadn't had a partner since her virtually celibate marriage to Jon Tenney, which ended in 2003.

There's got to be a lot of maintenance issues if someone who wasn't terribly unattractive can't get a date to save her life.

Note: I said "wasn't terribly attractive" as in these days she's not looking so hot for some reason.

And, perhaps one of those reason has to do with her anorexic look. It seems to be wilting her. There's also the possibility that she's taken to the cosmetic surgery knife, which she'd sworn off at one point in her life.

Desperate and a hypocrite?

Of course, she also accidentally augmented her eye due to an injury on the set of Desperate Housewives. It seems the dimbulb was injured by a dim bulb as a light exploded on set and a fragment of glass got in her eye.

Arrrr matey, it's Cap'n Hatch.

That's gotta hurt.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #31" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:01 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

I wonder what is wrong with this spectacular SAG winner since she seems to be wrinkling and shrinking quickly these days.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

Congratulations to Jim for beating everyone to the punch on the Jessica Simpson guess last week.

Jim has won it once before, but hasn't gone past the one week mark, so will he be able to maintain the title, or will you defeat him to become the next champion of moron of the week?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:12 AM | Permalink | Comments (14)

Well, it looks like Blogonomicon has been defeated by Jim who beat everyone to the punch on guessing Jessica "The Simpleton" Simpson.

Congrats to Jim.

Jessica is obviously best known for her dumb blonde routine/reality.

This is not only portrayed in her everday life of FUBARs, but it is also displayed in her acting roles. For this reason alone, I find it very fitting that she is up for the role of Pamela Anderson's character, C.J. Parker, in an upcoming Baywatch movie.

And, ya, Simpson has the brains for this talentless role, but does she have the jiggle?

I'm guessing it will be implants for Jess if she wants to maintain the bosomy look that Anderson went with.

And, as for other ingenious, spectacular, and awe-inspiring Jessica Simpson acting roles...

Uh... uh...

Okay...

In other news, Simpson is noted as a spokesperson for an organisation called Operation Smile.

I hope by spokesperson, they mean that all she has to do is stand there and smile.

Her position in the organisation is to seek aid for disfigured children.

I wonder, is this a result of her own person battles with deformity? (not to poke fun of those with real problems, just at Jess).

Of course, Jessica doesn't just have the physical to contend with. She's also been reported to have mental therapy as a result of her dead-before-it-began marriage.

Simpson responds,

"I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer."

What I really want to know is how does a therapist analyse an empty head, anyway?

The poor doc.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #30" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:06 AM | Permalink | Comments (7)

All I have to say is...

It's canned tuna, you idiot!

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Posted by Samantha at 01:02 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

I'm back on the game and here for another week of moron guesses.

Congratulations to Blogonomicon for beating everyone to the punch on the Cynthia McKinney guess a couple weeks ago.

Will Blogonomicon be able to maintain the title, or will you be the next champion of moron of the week?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:15 AM | Permalink | Comments (18)

As you may know, I'm away from the computer right now, so I can't put up the image for the moron this week.

I will have it up and ready for you all tomorrow, and the moron will be revealed on Friday as usual.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink

Yes, Blogonomicon is correct, this week's all-too-obvious moron is Cynthia "Dukes" McKinney. Congrats Blogonomicon for beating everyone to the punch (pun intended in this case).

When one thinks bad reputation in politics, one may likely think Cynthia McKinney - or at least I do these days. Many consider her to have political objectives that are as poor as her left jab.

And, yes, when I say jab, I'm referring to the sucker punch she threw at a cop after she was denied entrance to a Congress meeting because she didn't have her identification on her.

What happened on March 29th this year is quite funny and quite ridiculous at the same time. Funny because it seems like only a fool would punch a cop. Ridiculous because the fool happened to be someone elected as a US representative. You'd think a person in a presumably reputable position in society would show a little more class and common sense.

Anyhow, the result of the altercation was that McKinney freaked out, claiming it to be a race issue and that she was "inappropriately touched" by the officer.

Won't somebody please think of the female black congresswoman?

Puh-lease!

And, this is not the only race baiting McKinney has done. After a ruling of Miller v. Johnson in which her district was an unconstitutional gerrymander because the boundaries were unfairly based on race, McKinney angrily asserted that it was racially discriminatory for them to dissolve the district.

They ended up having to do a little switcheroo just to get her to shut up - however temporarily.

And, in 2000, McKinney wrote, "Al Gore's Negro tolerance level has never been too high. I've never known him to have more than one black person around him at any given time." She neglected the fact that his own campaign manager was black, but that's besides the point.

What the f*ck does that have to do with racism anyhow? Do you have to hang around a certain race just to prove that you're not racist? Good grief, Charlie Brown, Black, or Purple.

Geesh, give it a rest already, lady, I mean female black congresswoman.

Duh!

Of course, McKinney is known for other moronic traits.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #29" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink

Ya, it may be Easter Monday, but the moron game's still on.

Let's see if you can be the one to beat Dragonlady's World, or will she maintain her title for another week?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (21)

You can't spell Clooney without looney!

Yes, Dragonlady's World just knew that George Clooney's practically been begging to be this week's moron with all that he's been up to these days.

That means that Peace of my mind has been dethroned and Dragonlady's World has acquired the title once more.

Most notably is Clooney's pitiful dispute with the cr*ptacular website Huffington Post. In the case labelled ClooneyGate (is anyone else completely sick of hearing the whatever-Gate labelling?), Clooney argued that he did not blog an entry that Arianna Huffington passed off as his:

"I stand by my statements but I did not write this blog. With my permission Miss Huffington compiled it from interviews with Larry King and The Guardian. What she most certainly did not get my permission to do is to combine only my answers in a blog that misleads the reader into thinking that I wrote this piece. These are not my writings - they are answers to questions and there is a huge difference."

I mean, Clooney's biggest whine about the whole thing is that he did say those things, but didn't write the entry.

Whoopty-doo.

Said. Written. Who cares?

Wouldn't be enough to put me in a hissy fit.

And, his further argument is that he doesn't make statements. He answers questions.

Hello dumbnuts, there's no difference.

An answer to a question is a personal statement, you baloney.

But, enough of this idiocy, Clooney has done many other moronic things worthy of discussing.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #28" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:13 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

Score another win for Peace of my mind. Now, you all have your work cut out for you as Peace of my mind has kept the title for 3 weeks in a row in the past.

Can she do it again this time, or will Peace of my mind be defeated by you?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

Some open trackbacks today: Mark My Words, Cigar Intelligence Agency, third world county, Pirates! Man your women!, imaginekitty

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Posted by Samantha at 12:09 AM | Permalink | Comments (20)

The press was believing that Katie would have had the baby last weekend, and I was so certain she was going to have an April Fools child.

It would just make sense, you know.

Yes, this week's moron is Katie Holmes, which means that Peace of my mind is the winner, dethroning Jim.

Congratulations Peace of my mind, who, if you'll remember, once held the championship for three straight weeks. So, you all have a lot of work ahead of you on the next moron to take her down.

Of course, the press and tabloids were all believing that Katie Holmes and boyfriend/fiance/hubby Tom Cruise were going to have their little one this past weekend, but it didn't happen. I'm sure the National Enquirer is eager to get their alien headed baby picture of Holmes' baby on the front page.

And, I don't blame them. I mean, what kind of freak of a family must that be when they have the Scientology "church" put signs around their compound reading

“Be silent and make all physical movements slow and understandable.�?

But, as the sign states, you are to make understandable movements. So, does this mean that I can walk by and make cuckoo faces and signal the "L" on my forehead for Loser? I think Katie would understand that quite well.

The 6 foot tall signs are also considered to be a reminder to Katie to be silent during birth; but in reality, I'm sure they're just another way of keeping her subservient and submissive.

I don't know, but it seems like Tom Cruise keeps his wombs quiet any way he can.

Someone commented once that

"perhaps Katie Holmes could hold Tom Cruise's testicles throughout the birth and see if he remains silent!"

The reasoning behind the silence is because followers of scientology believe it's traumatic for the child to hear its mom scream and that they aren't to be spoken to for 7 days after the birth, either. Followers say that noise can cause "psychic" damage, which takes years of therapy to overcome.

Regardless of what the "church" says, the kid's going to need psycho therapy once s/he learns that dad put mom through that hell.

I bet it isn't even Tom Cruises; it's actually an alien impregnation and they were the 'chosen ones' to spawn their life forms on earth to eventually take over the planet... and then the universe.

Yup, to me, this isn't a religion, but a cult created by a science fiction writer to screw with people's minds and take their money in the process. Hubbard left this world laughing silently at the idiocy of Hollywood. The ultimate fiction brought to life.

But, that's just my opinion.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #27" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:11 AM | Permalink | Comments (13)

Although many of you got it correct, Jim beat you all to the punch knowing that Charlie Sheen is a moron. So, can he beat you again this week, or will you be the next champion of Moron of the Week?

Good luck to everyone.

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PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (19)

Congratulations goes to Jim for guessing correctly that this week's moron is Charlie Sheen, which means that Rooster Cashews has been dethroned.

Yay, Jim.

This moron was especially difficult for me to write about. Not because it was hard to find stuff on him - on the contrary, there was a load of material - no, it's because he's such a pretty moron.

Pretty, but messed up.

Of course, we've known Sheen over the years for being a regular 'has his fair share of problems' moron, but lately he's turned into some sort of 'anal probed by aliens' moron.

Yes, what I'm talking about is his conspiracy theory on 9/11. Chaz was recently seen on the Alex Jone's radio show spouting off a theory of how the twin tower terror attacks were a result of an inside job.

"It seems to me like 19 amateurs with box cutters taking over four commercial airliners and hitting 75% of their targets, that feels like a conspiracy theory. It raises a lot of questions."

"I was up early and we were gonna do a pre-shoot on Spin City, the show I used to do, I was watching the news and the north tower was burning. I saw the south tower hit live, that famous wide shot where it disappears behind the building and then we see the tremendous fireball."

"There was a feeling, it just didn't look any commercial jetliner I've flown on any time in my life and then when the buildings came down later on that day I said to my brother 'call me insane, but did it sorta look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition?"

Perhaps you should drop the conspiracy jazz and look into some scientific research and psychological evalutation of your nimble brain, 'cause you're such a wit.

Just shut up and look pretty Chaz.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #26" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:14 AM | Permalink | Comments (14)

Yay to Rooster Cashews for knowing that Susan Sarandon is, without a doubt, a moron. Now, can Rooster Cashews hold the throne? Or, will you be the next moron winner?

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PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:40 AM | Permalink | Comments (15)

Rooster Cashews has dethroned The Dragonlady after her two week long victory.

Congrats to Rooster Cashews for being our newest champion.

Yes, this week's moron is none other than Cindy Sheeh-- I mean, Susan Sarandon.

Obviously, Sarandon wins the title for many reasons, and most recently for her decision to play the role of extreme moonbat, Cindy Sheehan. Yes, Sarandon is going to 'ugly up' (more so) as she plays Sheehan in an upcoming movie.

I don't know about you, but I'd laugh my socks off if this became the bomb of the century. Unfortunately, too many people will be intrigued to see just how slanted the movie will be - despite how obvious that is. I'm just curious to know how Sarandon will pull off the repugnant Sheehan face as she cries her crocodile tears.

Yes, as I've said before, loss of son sad, but she's gone far beyond grieving and protesting the loss of her son, and she doesn't respect her son for what he was in life - heroic.

Nonetheless, Sarandon is a moron.

She has stated such buffoonery as Bush had "hijacked our losses and our fears."

Sarandon said terrorism could not be fought with violence and that most Americans did not want a conflict.

In case you didn't realise, I'm being sarcastic.

Of course, no one wants conflict, but most intellectuals realise that there is little choice in our present world when faced by extreme danger, terror, and hatred.

And, mother moonbat-to-be Sarandon has also been known to act the fool as she parades around in Torino with the Olympic flag.

How'd she get the part amidst a bunch of real athletes when she has no position as an Olympic athlete?

Because she's an activist celebrity, and particularly because her political perspective matches the agenda propagated. Sure, it belittles the real athletes and their accomplishments, doesn't it? But, what does she care.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #25" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (19)

The Dragonlady, congratulations on 2 weeks in a row, can she go for three? Can you defeat her and take the throne as your own?

Let's find out.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (15)

Looks like The Dragonlady has maintained the throne for another week since no one guessed correctly that the jiggly breasted moron is none other than David Hasselhoff.

Of course.

Yes, and that mid-week hint was a reminder of David Hasselhoff's breasts jiggling up and down while he ran slow motion on the beach for Baywatch. What a pitiful display.

Heck, his boobs bounced more than Pamela Anderson's melons (moron #11).

Yes, I know I've written about Hasselhoff a few times before, but he cannot be ignored as being a worthy moron.

Recently, Hasselhoff's been in the news for having possibly participated in domestic violence against his wife, who he is presently going through a divorce with.

His soon-to-be ex-wife claims that he was violent to her, and she had even tried to get a restraining order against him as a result.

Well, I don't know about you, but I kinda hope she wins, then my headline could read something like "Beating Hassel Hoff". But, then again, nobody wants to think of Hasselhoff getting off.

Ew.

And, of course, we all know that Hasselhoff ended the Cold War single handedly.

Or, at least he claims so.

In an article calling David the hunk in trunks *shudder*, we find that Hasselhoff freaked out because there was no photo of him hanging on the walls at the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie.

It seems that in 1989, the Nut Rider stood on the partly demolished Berlin wall and sang his "hit" song of the time Looking for Freedom.

Okay, now I understand why they wanted the wall to come down so quickly.

Loo-ooking for Free-...YIKES! *crash* *tumble*

Goodbye flabby booby Hoff.

As for that photo at Checkpoint Charlie, I find it sad that anyone would have a photo of Hasselhoff, and yet, I'm sure there are some sickos out there with pin up posters of the guy.

You know, I think the museum didn't put up a photo of him because not only was he of no consequence to the wall coming down, but also because, really, nobody wants to look at that. It would devalue the impact of the wall's significance.

But, let's not forget that Hasselhoff is probably nuts enough to have a whole room in his house designated specifically for photos of himself to supply him with a little self-admiration.

I can just imagine him unlocking the door to his 'Hoff fetish room, then stroking his body and chest as he drools all over himself, shouting out 'I love you, baby', 'who's a pretty boy, you are', and 'David, you're so beautiful'.

Yes, I'm THAT repulsed by him.

And, it seems I'm not the only one.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #24" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:12 AM | Permalink | Comments (10)

This moron has jiggly boobs. Heh heh.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (9)

Well, we know that last week The Dragonlady was very perceptive in guessing that Barbra Streisand was the moron and that The Waterglass apparently looked a bit like Babs in his college years, but was dethroned nonetheless last week.

So, congrats to The Dragonlady again for accessing the throne. Can you go for two?

Good luck everyone.

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To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

Linked to don surber, Pirates! Man your Women!, third world county, Mark My Words, NIF

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Posted by Samantha at 12:10 AM | Permalink | Comments (22)

The Dragonlady knows butt ugly morons when she sees 'em because she was the first to guess correctly that Barbra Streisand is the Moron Of The Week.

That means that The Waterglass should be regretting saying that the image looked like him in his college days - lol, so Dave D., you looked like Streisand, did ya?

Congratulations to The Dragonlady on her win.

I highly doubt I have to explain why Streisand was chosen as the moron, but here are a few reasons why.

First off, she says so many stupid things, it's not even funny.

For instance, she once said,

"the idea of a liberal media bias is simply a myth."

You know something that astounds me about this moron is how true she is to her name. Initials, B.S., it's beyond fitting.

I'm mean, let's just look at all her stupid ramblings.

There is, of course, her declaration of a global warming emergency, which I have written about in the past. BS, the bullspit queen, freaked out in an interview with Diane Sawyer, claiming that the hurricane Katrina was just the start of massive global warming disasters.

"We are in a global warming emergency state, and these storms are going to become more frequent, more intense. There could be more droughts, dust bowls. You know, it's amazing to hear these facts."

And, when it comes to Streisand the hypocrite, she tried to sue an environmental protection group for taking aerial photos of the cliffs around her home. I'm glad to know that her case was not only dropped by the courts, but that she was forced to pay the legal fees of group and its founder.

The moron did refuse to pay the fees, however, and I'm not sure the outcome, but I would hope that she didn't pay and that she lands up in jail over the incident.

At least, that would be one way of getting her annoyances out of our hair for a while.

Now, Babs has also been known to have dabbled in political business, which she has no reason to be dabbling in.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #23" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:03 AM | Permalink | Comments (7)

The Waterglass just seems to know that Hillary Clinton is a moron as he guessed correctly on Moron #22, which means that Holstein Grove has been dethroned.

So, how long will The Waterglass maintain the win? Will you be the next champion?

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (20)

Okay, Dave D. from The Waterglass, don't have a heart attack now like you almost did with your correct guess for Janeane Garofalo, but you have dethroned Holstein Grove for being correct again... it is Hillary Clinton.

Congratulations to The Waterglass.

Yes, Hillary Clinton is the moron of the week. And, by now, you've probably realised that the hint "this one likes a slow withdrawl" means Hillary's desire for a slow withdrawl from the war in Iraq. Although that is a sane idea, there are many other bits of Hillary that make her a moron.

Foremost, I must say that I'm a little conflicted in calling Clinton a moron. I mean, if Cindy Sheehan doesn't like her or can't support her, then she can't be all that bad, right?

But, don't worry, there are many reasons Clinton is the moron. Like, for instance, her obsession with thinking Karl Rove is obsessed with her. She adds,

"Karl Rove is a brilliant strategist. So if we're thinking about this, I'd say, why are they spending so much time talking about me?"

They're merely addressing the "enemy" and giving you false hope. Note: the media calls her the "hopeful", but not the victor as in she is hopeful of winning, but will not be the victor.

Okay, that's just my opinion, but it's a strong one.

I think the funniest thing about Hillary right now is her attempt at looking like a hawk. She's just not "the hawk" personality, and bashing Bush's administration is not going well for her.

For example, she had a fake freak out and caused a meeting to be formed regarding a Pentagon report announcing that 74 troops may have lived had there been more advanced body armour. First off, any "advanced" armour would have weighed down the troops and rendered them useless. Hillary would have known that IF she had bothered to attend the meeting she insisted upon.

Clinton further portrays herself as a lame hawk as she pushes for an Iran war; her attempt is to make the Bush administration seem slack in their position with Iran

"while allowing the rogue nation to feverishly develop nuclear weapons".

Uh huh, sure.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #22" »

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This one likes a slow withdrawl.

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Well, congratulations goes to John from Holstein Grove for breaking Stray Dog Found's month long winning streak.

So, now Holstein Grove has the challenge of maintaining the throne for three more weeks to match the record. Can it be done or will you be the next champ?

Let's find out.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Congratulations goes to John from Holstein Grove for being the one to break Stray Dog Found's month long winning streak.

Of course, Holstein Grove won the title for knowing that Alec Baldwin is, indeed, a moron.

So, what can I say about a moron who's already stuck his foot in his mouth on several occasions?

Of course, most recently, we know Baldwin for having stuck his foot in his mouth over calling US Vice President Dick Cheney a terrorist:

"Cheney is a terrorist. He terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home indiscriminately."

I mean, if Cheney's a "terrorist" for fighting AGAINST the enemy and protecting US citizens, then terrorism can't be all that bad, can it?

But, Baldwin did make an apology for the comment - as backhanded as it was. He apologised, but added insults (true, again, to moonbat style) calling Cheney a lying, thieving Oil Whore, a murderer of the US Constitution, and the worst VP in US history.

Such diplomacy and maturity from a possible future politician.

Yes, that's right, Baldwin is considering retiring one day from the celebrity bustle and entering the world of politics.

Man, it's good to be Canadian.

I don't have to deal with dumbarses like him up here (well, the tree-hugging hippies are all around us, but at least they aren't infesting the political system in any significant way).

And, Baldwin goes on to say that the US was "at peace under Clinton" and that "things seemed pretty good". Sure things were good and seemed peaceful - because you were ignoring the realities going on around you.

Like, for instance, ignoring the massive Rwandan genocide, the North Korean nuclear weapon threats (with only flimsy Accords on Clinton's part), and of course, the threats of Saddam Hussein and the impending terrorist attacks by Al Qaeda on American embassies and the USS Cole.

Yup, there was peace during the Clinton era alright. And now, the Republicans are cleaning up the mess left behind by that "peace".

Perhaps Baldwin should just go back to the good ol' days of narrating Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #21" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:51 AM | Permalink | Comments (11)

Stray Dog Found has done something that hasn't been done before: maintained the moron title for a full month. Well, not for being a moron, but for guessing correctly who was a moron 4 weeks ago and having no one guess correctly on any moron since.

So, a big CONGRATULATIONS to Stray Dog Found!

Anyone winning in the future has some challenge ahead of them to maintain the throne.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 01:12 AM | Permalink | Comments (22)

Four weeks straight. Yup, Stray Dog Found has maintained the throne for a whole month as no one has guessed correctly that Al Gore is a moron.

I don't know why. It seems so clear to me.

Congratulations Stray Dog Found.

But, Al Gore isn't just a moron, he's also probably the most boring moron that we'll ever have here.

I mean, he's so boring his speeches could put a perfectly healthy person into an instant, permanent coma. As the old saying goes, it would be more fun watching paint dry then listen to Al Gore's lunatic ramblings.

Most recently, he's been noted spewing ignorant commentary to a primarily Saudi audience, stating that the US government has committed "terrible abuses" against Arabs.

Ya, brilliant move. There's nothing better than having some idiot risk the lives of soldiers over some bologna propaganda.

But, isn't that what all the moonbats are doing these days.

Really, who cares what fictious lies you tell and whose life you are risking, as long as you are forcing your agenda on others.

Gore goes on saying, "I do want you to know that it does not represent the desires or wishes or feelings of the majority of the citizens of my country".

Okay, so now he's fibbing about who the majority is - at least, by majority, I think he means liberals, but that would be incorrect.

Most people would prefer life without war, but realise that war is the only chance of maintaining freedom within their united set of states when it comes to terrorism.

Al Gore further proves himself to be a hypocrite as he hassles the government about the wiretapping on people in the states suspected of talking with terrorists abroad.

Gore thinks Bush broke the law in protecting his country apparently.

What makes him a hypocrite is that he, along with Clinton, had enabled warrantless physical searches, and he cited an FBI search of the home of CIA turncoat Aldrich Ames without permission from a judge.

At the time, he seemed to believe that the president had the inherent authority to engage in physical searches without warrrants. So, what makes his administration so much more legitimate in what they did than what Bush's administration did?

The moron's not just a hypocrite, but a sore loser.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #20" »

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Okay people, it's time to take down Stray Dog Found and claim the title as your own.

Stray Dog Found has kept the throne for three weeks straight. Will there be a fourth week? A month long victory? Let's see what happens.

Good luck to everyone.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:01 AM | Permalink | Comments (19)

Well, it looks like no one guessed it again, which mean that Stray Dog Found maintained the title for three straight weeks, matching Peace of my mind.

Congratulations Stray Dog Found. Will you beat the record?

Of course, our triple threat socialite moron is Lindsay Lohan, who oddly changed her name from Lindsay Dee Lohan to Lindsay Morgan Lohan for Hollyweird.

Ya, 'cause that makes for a massive difference.

Well, we all know that creating rivalries and tiffs is the old school way of getting famous - eg. we saw it with Britney SpareMe vs. Christina Ugliara - and there is also the new way of getting into the public eye by making a spectacle of yourself as a drunken whore.

Lohan has achieved both, and more.

Oh ya, and don't forget the third way of being acknowledged by doing drugs and barfing a lot.

Recently, it's been said that Lohan has admitted to drug abuse and bulimia.

Although, I guess we should give her some credit since she vows to stay out of the celeb business until she cleans up her act. Ya, right.

How 'bout you do us all a favour and stay out of the business for good.

Triple Moron Threat Lohan has had a career as a model, an actor, and a singer much like her idol Ann-Margret. And, much like Ann-Margret, Lohan bites as a singer and likely only achieved any recognition as having talent because of her teenie-bopper fan base and the pathetically perverted pedophiles that follow her.

Lohan also does a hat trick as she gets herself into 3 different car accidents in the same year. First, she rear ends someone, then a papparazzo hits her car for a photo op, and finally she hits a van in West Hollywood.

Get.Her.Off.The.Road.

One year and three accidents.

Moron.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #19" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:03 AM | Permalink | Comments (10)

This one's jumps on the socialite bandwagon as a triple threat in many ways.

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Congratulations again to Stray Dog Found who has maintained the title. I am perplexed as to why no one was able to guess that Tom Cruise was the moron this past week; it was SO obvious. Okay, the image might have been difficult, but to me, he is so clearly a moron.

Can Stray Dog Found hold on to the title for three weeks straight? Will you be the one to dethrone Stray Dog Found? Let's find out.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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This article posted by John Smith

Stray Dog Found remains the champion, 2nd week in a row since no guessed this week's moron correctly.

In case you weren't aware, the clue: "this person's one truth short of wearing a tinfoil hat", refers to Tom Cruise who is well known for his belief in Scientology, or the study of truth. Scientology is also believed to have a connection with extraterrestrial lifeforms, plus Tom Cruise has lately been thought to have a screw loose.

Hence, he is so connected to Scientology, a nutball cult (in my opinion), that we could very well see him don some weird objects, perhaps a tinfoil hat one day.

And, if you thought at all that Tom Cruise was sane, then let me refer you to this: Cruise with Oprah.

Cruise went just a little bit squirrelly during a trip to Oprah's couch. In case you missed it, here he is again: More Cruise with Oprah.

Although Cruise claims his floor pounding, couch jumping escapade was a mere expression of his infatuation with Katie Holmes, his behaviour was so bizarre to people that they are now referring to everyday bouts of insanity as "jumping the couch".

Cruise jumps the couch further as he admits that he believes in aliens. When asked, Cruise replied, "Yes, of course. Are you really so arrogant as to believe we are alone in this universe?"

This, coming from a person who claims that he never discusses anything unless he has done all the research and knows all the facts about the situation: "I don't talk about things that I don't understand".

So, Tom, know any good aliens around these parts?

And, of course, we all know about the rumours that Tom Cruise is gay and that Katie Holmes is faking a pregnancy to keep his homosexuality hidden (much can be found in the Pink is the new blog archives).

True or not, that's not the point. The point is that it's just plain fun to see him get riled up whenever he hears the accusations.

Bet he'd love this satirical article with official conclusions that Cruisazy Tom is 98% gay.

And, if you missed the South Park episode poking fun of Tom Cruise's sexuality and his "religion" Scientology, here's a clip.

This episode raised a lot of heads over whether Cruise would sue or not.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #18" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:07 AM | Permalink | Comments (6)

Here's a moron hint for you:

This person's one truth short of wearing a tinfoil hat.

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Posted by Samantha at 04:57 PM | Permalink | Comments (2)

Congratulations Stray Dog for knowing that Paris Hilton is a moron. A moron beyond belief.

Who will be the one to dethrone Stray Dog? Anyone? Could it be you?

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (18)

Despite kevin's hint in the comment section,

"You made it so difficult I need to go relax at a major hotel chain. Possibly one overseas so I can enjoy some good wine and cheese :D"

However, Stray Dog eventually guessed it correctly that Paris Hilton, soon to be renamed Super 8 Motel with rates by the hour, is a moron. This means that The World According to Nick has been dethroned and that Dave D. was only slightly incorrect - I mean, it kinda is a dildo in a wig, but she isn't in dreadlocks, so you don't win, lol.

I could be wrong, but I wouldn't doubt if Stray Dog recognised that Hilton is more than just a moron, she is probably the stupidest moron we've had thusfar. Some people out there may try to defend her intellect, but a fake dumb blonde is a fake dumb blonde.

And, gathering by the hint, Hilton is definately #1, but not in a good way. She's #1 Worst Dressed list by PETA, #1 Worst Pet Owner, and she does #1 in public (read more about it below). Plus, Hilton thinks everything's about her, so she's #1 to herself.

Hilton's latest monstrosity is the Paris Hilton beauty line. Try saying that without laughing.

All I can think of is that now, I can pick out my very own shade of Beverly Hills trailer trash blue eye shadow.

First, she has the new fragrance, which is supposed to be based on her lifestyle, so I wouldn't doubt if it smells a little fishy (ew).

Now, she's coming out with clothes, shoes, watches, hair products, and make up.

Yes, I'd like to purchase something from your Skanky Ho collection. I'd like a Dirty Whore Dress and a pair of Bimbo loafers, and top it off with some Ditsy doorags. Plus, her watch only displays two times: get drunk and party time.

And, I can see what could happen here. Every celebrity jumped on the bandwagon for creating their own perfume, so next, we're going to see celebs all over pawning their own cosmetics. Sure, we've already got the Kate and Ashley line out there, but that's not enough. We need the Tammy Fay Baker line and the Whitney Houston crack whore collection (you'll love the white powder cosmetics).

Paris Hilton is further shown to be a moron as she heads into lawsuit after lawsuit. One of her present suits is about her alleged slander against another heiress. Diamond heiress, Zeta Graff, is suing Hilton for concocting lies to a New York Page Six publication.

Graff argues that Hilton told the publication that Graff went "berserk" at a nightclub and tried to rip a diamond necklace off Hilton's neck. Although Hilton now admits it was a lie, she claims she's not at fault and places the blame on her former publicist.

During the trial, Paris uttered stupidity such as

When questioned on the last name of a companion identified as Terry, who was with her on the night of the reported run-in with Graff, Hilton replied, "It is like a weird Greek name. Like, Douglas."

Later, Graff's lawyer, Paul Berra, asked her if she was aware that the false item had made its way into "U.K. publications."

"No," Hilton replied. "There is stuff in London."

Her lawyer, Larry Stein, jumped in to explain, "London is a U.K. publication."

"Right. U.K. Whatever," Hilton answered, per the deposition.

Paris is, of course, a moron for many, many, many more reasons.

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #17" »

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Posted by Samantha at 12:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (6)

Okay, okay, looks like I'm going to have to give you all a hint for the moron of the week.

Hmmm... what can I say that will aid, but not give it away? Sorry, this isn't much, but it's tougher to come up with hints than it is to come up with morons.

This person is all about #1.

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The World According To Nick is the champion for guessing that George Galloway was last weeks moron, thus dethroning The Waterglass.

Congrats The World According To Nick, do you think you can go for two? Let's find out.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Nope Dave D. from The Waterglass, it's not Slim Shady THIS time, which means you have been dethroned by The World According To Nick.

That's right, The World According To Nick guessed correctly that the moron is none other than the British MP turned Big Brother celebrity puddy tat, George Galloway (looking a little Christopher Walken there).

For those who don't know him, Archie Bunker, oops, I mean George Galloway is a controversial rebel member of Parliament who is known for his apologist stance on the present war.

Galloway's political career has been riddled by scandal as he vigorously campaigned against the UK policy to invade Iraq and praised Saddam Hussein, saying, "Sir: I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatiguability".

After verbally exhibiting his anti-war stance, and outrightly insulting the UK/US relations, the moron was expelled from the Labour Party in 2003 and formed his own party, the RESPECT Coalition, with some members of the Socialist Workers Party, the Muslim Association of Britain, and other anti-war politicians.

Before that, he held a position for a charity called War on Want in which Galloway faced accusations for misuse of expenses, as he spent £21,000 pounds in one year by staying in luxury hotels while on foreign trips.

Although he was cleared of dishonesty, I find it rather difficult to believe that anyone needs to spend that much bloody "charity" money within a frickin' year.

I guess... what's a charity for if you can't spend the money on yourself for fine living, right?

Screw the cause, what about me???

But, this isn't the only time charity money has been an issue in his life. There are also the cases of the Mariam Appeal and Oil For Food programmes.

The Mariam Appeal was a charity intended to help a child with leukaemia, but there were beliefs that funding for the project was being syphoned to pay Galloway's wife and driver and to spend on lavish trips which included first class travel, luxury hotels, champagne, and caviar (and, I'm sure the list goes on).

What's his next "charity" going to be... having people donate to a Free My Pet Turtle campaign?

Or, perhaps a Save The Vampires Fund?

Continue reading "Moron Revealed #16" »

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This person is internationally scandalicious.

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To refresh everyone's memory, Dave D. of The Waterglass, guessed correctly that "J... Janeane Garofalo" was the moron #15. Thus, dethroning Spoonfighter.

Congrats to The Waterglass and let's see how long you can maintain the title. The longest running champion has been Peace of my mind who kept the title for 3 weeks.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 01:31 AM | Permalink | Comments (19)

Cindy Sheehan

Please accept your award.

Cindy Sheehan: congratulations, you are the rabbit, I mean 2005 Moron Of The Year.

(Sorry, not rabbit. Rabbits are MUCH cuter.)

Of course, she isn't recognised as the Moron Of The Year for the death of her son: although horrible to die, he did depart a hero (wish she'd acknowledge that reality, but reality isn't quite her thing now is it?).

Cindy Sheehan is, however, credited as the first ever Moron Of The Year for numerous other reasons, all of which you can read about here.

As mentioned in the article on her:

Cindy Sheehan is a stark-raving mad anti-war protester who does nothing, but seek the fame of media attention all the while shaming her son after his death.

Sean Penn came in as a distant second for all of his moronic stunts, particularly his 'tardy look while bailing out water from his boat during a publicity stunt in New Orleans.

I'd like to thank once again A North American Patriot for the voting site and imaginekitty for such a fitting award design.

Now, on to more morons. I've got a feeling this year is going to be loaded with them.

See you again for the 2006 MOTYs (assuming it all remains successful), and congratulations again to Cindy "The Moron" Sheehan.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (15)

Voting has concluded for the 2005 Moron Of The Year awards.

Thank you to everyone who voted!

The Moron Of The Year will be announced this Friday, January 13, 2006.

Special thanks goes to A North American Patriot for setting me up with the voting site.

And, another special thanks goes to imaginekitty for the MOTY image.

Results posted January 13th.

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Posted by Samantha at 11:59 PM | Permalink | Comments (39)

Today is the last day to get your vote in for your favourite Moron Of The Year if you haven't already done so.

I don't know how you all chose who to go with; it had to be a tough call.

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Tomorrow is the last day for the MOTYs, so get your vote in while you can.

OJ and Saddam are still not morons according to the polls because no one has voted for them.

Either that or they are so obviously morons that they don't need to win an award for it.

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Posted by Samantha at 05:05 PM | Permalink | Comments (1)

Only three days left to vote in the 2005 MOTYs.

Although the choice seems clear for some, I can only imagine how tough it could be to decide on the most moronic moron because they are all of top moronic quality.

Man, you are all going to be sick of the word "moron" after this is over.

I can't believe it, though, that no one has voted for Saddam Hussein or OJ Simpson yet. And, you can pretty much imagine by the comments who's in the lead. I'll leave you to guess if you can't figure it out, or you'll have to wait til Friday for the results.

Oh hey, and I forgot to mention that I am kicking myself now for not calling it the Putz Of The Week, because then I could have the POTYs, Putz Of The Year awards.

I'd love to have everyone voting for their favourite POTY. lol.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink

Yesterday, I shared with you 7 of the morons nominated for the MOTY's to begin January 4th, tomorrow.

Here are the remainder of the nominations if you'd like to read up on them:

Ashlee Simpson
Mary Mapes
OJ Simpson
Pamela Anderson
Anna Nicole Smith
Saddam Hussein
Michael Jackson
Janeane Garofalo

Enjoy your reading *shudder*.

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Moron of the week will not be held this week because I will be hosting the 2005 Moron of the Year awards starting January 4th.

So, to prepare for the voting of the morons, here are some of the morons with their articles and tomorrow I'll share the other bunch of morons.

Sean Penn
Martha Stewart
Tara Reid
Boy George
Michelle Kosinski
Madonna
Cindy Sheehan

Enjoy reading about those morons if you haven't already or if you want a refresher.

I apologise for making you all look at their ugly mugs, heh heh heh.

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Posted by Samantha at 10:05 AM | Permalink | Comments (10)

January 4 - 11

The Moty's (Moron Of The Year awards).

Be there or be square (lol).

The list of Morons will be as follows:

Sean Penn
Martha Stewart
Tara Reid
Boy George
Michelle Kosinski
Madonna
Cindy Sheehan
Ashlee Simpson
Mary Mapes
OJ Simpson
Pamela Anderson
Anna Nicole Smith
Saddam Hussein
Michael Jackson
Janeane Garofalo

To read up on why each of these people are eligible for the award (as if you don't already know), please check out the articles at this link.

Moron of the Week will not be held this week because I will be hosting the award voting this week and part of next week - but don't worry, there are plenty of morons to come.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:06 AM | Permalink | Comments (13)

It was not hard to find an ugly shot of this one, but it was difficult to find one that wasn't so Plain Jane. As you can tell, I gave up trying.

Yes, Dave D. of The Waterglass, it is the one and only "J... Janeane Garofalo".

Dave D. of The Waterglass, you have no idea what delight I have in giving you the moron throne this week after you've gone since week 2 guessing that perhaps the image each time was Janeane Garofalo. Even despite the clear fact that some images were OBVIOUSLY men, you were devoted to guessing Garofalo. For that, you truly deserve this New Years present from me to you. Enjoy sitting high on your moron throne.

I was on pins and needles wondering if The Waterglass would guess it first or if someone would beat him to it and worried that maybe Dave D. would develop a nervous tick as a result of missing out. I'm relieved now.

Anyhow, while writing this, I felt a huge sense of irritation, and wondered why Janeane Garofalo irritated me so much. Was it her looks, appearance, her poor attempt at acting or her "comedy" routine?

No! Well, not entirely.

It was her blatant fabrications of the realities of the US and the war. Calling it a "perfect" war and trying to pin that wording on the conservatives as if they originally said it. It's that sort of manipulation of language and deceptiveness that is unfavourable to the more intelligent mind.

Those who can see through her lies are the same ones who know the moonbats will go down in the history books as the shame of America.

Aside from all of that, though, Garofalo is a wannabe. A wannabe comedian (if you've heard her "stand up" routine, you'd know she blows); a wannabe actor (her supporting roles in movies blow, too); and a wannabe martyr to a cause.

Garofalo suck-diddley-ucks!

These present days, she pretty much jumped whole-heartedly on the pro-Saddam bandwagon of the moonbat cause and is more often talking politics than doing her celebrity junkets.

This brings such mixed emotions - yay, no acting, but boo, moonbattiness.

And, she's a nut for many other reasons including being a self-hater (hmmm... public persona, anyone), having a production company of the same image "I hate myself productions", had treatment for alcoholism, but wasn't sure she was an alcoholic (one screw loose, or two?), and she confesses to liking as much publicity as possible (ya, no kidding).

Oh yes, and she has difficulty getting jobs because her peers dislike her.

(heh heh heh, they're not the only ones)

Needless to say, moron Garofalo's talk show, which seemed to express anti-Bush, anti-war, and anti-sanity ideals, was dropped by ABC.

Who wants to watch slime, anyhow.

Hmmm... I guess no one.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:38 AM | Permalink | Comments (11)

Spoonfighter won it for guessing that Michael Jackson is a moron.

Congrats Spoonfighter and here's to hoping you can hold the throne for at least 3 more weeks to beat Peace of my mind at her 3 week long championship.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Week posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. On Friday, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess's site. Will you be the winner this week?

PS - this isn't going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (21)

Spoonfighter has dethroned Tales of the stupid who won it last week for knowing that Saddam Hussein is a gawd-dang moron.

That's right, Spoonfighter guessed correct that it's the man-child, Michael Jackson.

Bubbles the monkey-loving, elephant man wannabe-owning Wacko Jacko, as they call him, is the 14th moron for many reasons which you already know, and some that you may not know, but I will regurgitate much of it here.

Foremost, we know moron Michael for his pajama parties. Oh wait,