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I thought this quiz would be rather telling...
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Shows how much they know, I'm not wearing ANY!
So, I decided to take the man's version of it, and here's my result:
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Ya, I like the LOOKS of this result much better.
What are you wearing?
Hat Tip: 123beta for this revealing quiz.
Oh no, I'm in trouble now. Or, perhaps the rest of society is.
I didn't know Canada was a European country, lol, but then again, I didn't know Canada was a weapon either.
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Angelic???? [by DragonLady's World]
| You Should Be a Joke Writer |
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I don't know, I see myself as more of a serious writer, don't you?
| Your Stripper Song Is |
 "You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. |
How'd they know?
And, does the following sound like me? LOL.
| You Have Your Sarcastic Moments |
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Continue reading "I Spent A Lot Of Time Screwing Around Today, Can You Tell?" »
Hat Tip: Committees of Correspondence for this pious quiz.
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You fit in with: Taoism Your ideals mostly resemble those of the Taoist faith. Spirituality is the most important thing in your life. You strive to live by all of your ideals, and live a very intellectually focused life. 20% spiritual. 20% reason-oriented. |
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I'm going to have to look up this religion, which I know almost nothing about.
Here's a quiz that may get under the skin of many of my readers, and truthfully, it was difficult for me to take, too.
I kept wanting there to be a "do nothing" option.
Here are my results:
My score: 20
You are most like George Clooney. You are motivated to get involved with issues that you have personal experience with. You then use that experience to educate others.
Who is your inner celebrity-activist?
The only reason I got Clooney is because I chose all the answers with the least amount of obligation and work, lol.
All talk and superficial action.
Guess that says something about Clooney the Looney, too.
The Resistance
Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic.
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)!
You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!
MR.BIG, who sent me this, scored The Resistance: Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic.
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Good Thing I'm Not a Liberal... [by The World According to Nick]
Hat Tip: ...was I there? for this lip-smackin' quiz - or something smacking, anyhow.
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I swear, I've never wet myself and I am wearing panties - because the last thing I'd want is for the first to happen while not doing the second.
Too much information?
Oh, and I also swear I never wanted to be in Playboy either.
Really, I swear it. You believe me, don't you?
Previous/Related: It's A Blogosphere Sextravaganza!
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1-900-CALLME! [by Diane's Stuff]
It could have been worse [by Aurora Walking Vacation]
Hat Tip: Cyber Chocolate for this potty break quiz.
| What Your Bathroom Habits Say About You |
 Your idea of fashion is jeans and a t-shirt. Clean, if you're lucky. You have the perfect blend of confidence and class. You're proud of who you are - but you don't broadcast it. In relationships, you tend to be very romantic and demanding. You'll treat your partner like gold, but you expect a lot in return. |
Yes, to all except the jeans and t-shirt thing, and the very romantic bologna.
I'm one who believes treating your partner like a king means you deserve the same respect. But, I'm also very independent, so give me my space, lol.
I guess your sh*t really tells a lot about you.
The Simpsons
I swear I didn't manipulate the answers to get this outcome.
Okay, maybe I did just a little. I originally got Bromwell High, but haven't seen it to know what it is, so I tried again.
(click the image to take the quiz)
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For my childrens' enjoyment... [by DragonLady's World]
I'm aware that if you are a geek, then you probably already know the answer, but here's a quiz to find out for sure.
Here is my Geek Test Result:
You are 27.5% geeky.
The current average score is: 30.61%
Fact: 7.80% of people who took this test wear a bum-bag on holiday.
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As if I didn't already know... [by DragonLady's World]
I don't know if I exactly agree with this, especially since I couldn't answer "ALL" for question number 3.
You should have sex outdoors You are the romantic type and enjoy being spontaneous. You are not that into having other people watch though, so make sure that there is no one else around before getting busy. Take this quiz |
I'm not exactly the most romantic person around. Don't even really know what that means.
But, if they mean getting lathered in whipping cream while reading erotic literature, sitting in a bed of flowers in a hot, cherry red convertible, then ya, I guess I'm romantic.
Lol.
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Sex Quiz [by ...was i there?]
| You Are a German Shepherd Puppy |
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Woof!
Yes, yes, and can be. But, I'm also playful and like to hump pillows.
Oh wait, too much information.
Hat Tip: Madness of the Moment
Try this quiz to find out what type of funny you are.
This is my result:
the Idiot Savant
(47% dark, 42% spontaneous, 68% vulgar)
your humor style:VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT
You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.
Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel.
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test
Well, I do like subtle word play when it's done right, and I hate those email forwards even though my friends keep sending them my way. But, I'd have to say "yes" to the rest. Although, I think Jimmy Kimmel pretty much stinks, but thought Johnny Knoxville was pretty good in The Ringer.
Super quick, super funny quiz thanks to Cinomed's Tower, who won for failing the urine test.
Here's my result:
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Samantha Burns Gold Medal Winner in...  Downhill Faceplants 'What rejected olympic sport would you win gold in?' |
Yup, that about sums up my skiing experiences.
Hat Tip: Not Exactly Rocket Science for this revealing quiz.
| Your Lucky Underwear Is Red |
 When it comes to love, it's hard for you to take the time to open up. You're too busy conquering the world. |
Who needs luck when you've got red undies.
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Hat Tip: Not Exactly Rocket Science for this deadly quiz.
My Results:
| You scored as Eaten. Your death will be death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or shark something because you don't know the natural safety precautions and are ignorant. |
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Why, just because I said I like to tease animals?
I had a tie breaker between this one and death by disappearance. Perhaps I'll disappear and get eaten along the way.
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Sillines at 1AM [by Animus Ex Machina]
Hat Tip: Radioactive Jam for this creepy quiz.
| You Are a Little Scary |
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A CAT?
A FREAKIN' KITTY CAT?
Ya, I don't think so.
I guess I should have answered more honestly, or something, because I think I have a little more than a nice edge to me. But, I could be wrong.
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How scary are you? [by DragonLady's World]
Here's a little something for you to do if you choose.
This quiz has some weird arse questions, but keep in mind, it's about what extremity of the world you are (or would be).
Which Extremity of the World Are You?
You burn with the fires of a million suns.
OK, so that's an exaggeration. Perhaps only a thousand. Or 0.0106 suns, to be less fantastically inaccurate: that's the proportion of the Sun's surface temperature you reached on the 13th of September 1922. Your record of 60.6 degrees Celsius beats any other recorded for anywhere else on the planet. That's enough to melt an ox, create mercury from thin air or spontaneously turn oil into soup. 'strue. Really.
Uhhhhh... sure.
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Just call me "Ev" for short [by Shock and Blog]
Hat Tip: Larry Hnetka Goes HMmmm did this quiz meant for women, what with equal rights and all, so I thought I'd do this one myself.
| You Belong in London |
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So, here's a quiz for the guys if they'd rather do this one, or for the ladies who want to try this equal rights thing.
Here's my result:
You are a Sex Kitten. 4 dates and you are rolling in the sheets my friend. You kiss on the first date and then decide if there is room for a second one.Both quizzes... dead on!
Hat Tip: Spit Noodle & Joey for this quiz. I admit, I had to do this quiz twice: my first result was Barney and like Spit Noodle & Joey, my belch is too similar to Barneys. However, I figured I was nothing like him otherwise.
So, this is more like it...
| You Are Mr. Burns |
 Okay, so you're evil... You have big plans to rule the world, and you'll destroy it in the process if necessary! You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses Life philosophy: "One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar." |
Rule the world - check
destroy it in the process - check
exploit the masses - check
Plus, I'm stingy with the $
It's a perfect match!
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News Flash [by Radioactive Jam]
Hat Tip: Cyber Chocolate for this fizzy quiz.
| You Are Dr. Pepper |
 Your best soda match: Root Beer Stay away from: 7 Up |
MR.BIG's going to get a kick out of this one because he knows that's my favourite aside from Diet Coke.
Oh ya, and the description sounds about right, too.
Hat Tip: ...was i there? for this evil quiz.
| You Are 84% Evil |
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I just knew I was going to be evil looking at those questions. Especially the one about blaming a fart on someone else.
But, I still don't know what's so wrong about wanting an eye for an eye, or even more.
Na, I'm really an 
Hat Tip: Code Red* for this quiz.
| You Are Boston |
 Famous people from the Boston area: Conan O'Brien, Ben Affleck, New Kids on the Block |
H*ll Ya!
But, I don't think I'm the best; I know I'm the best ;-)
Couldn't they have picked better Bostonians, though? New Kids on the Block, Ben Affleck. *shudder*
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What American City Are You? [by yarbroughs dot org]
Hat Tip: Bloggin Outloud for this quiz
| You Are a Cappuccino |
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Yay, I'm a cr*p-a-ccino.
I don't know if I'm "girly girly" at heart at all, considering I can't stand chick flicks, gossip, or fluffy, light music. Give me some hard rock/heavy metal and let's get greased up working under the hood of something.
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For some reason, I am Elrond.
A stern yet benevolent organizer who often knows best, your wits are keenly fixed on aiding efforts you deem worthy.
Now at this last we must take a hard road, a road unforseen. There lies our hope, if hope it be. To walk into peril to Mordor.
Elrond is a character in the Middle-Earth universe. TheOneRing.net has a short biography.
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Yoda, you seek Yoda [by The Flannel Avenger's Blog]
Hat Tip: Cyber chocolate for this quiz.
What Type of weather are you?
| You Are Lightning |
 People will stop and watch you when you appear. Even though you're capable of random violence. You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing |
Mwahahahaha... I'm capable of random violence. That's great.
All the rest, I'll go with, though.
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Strangely Accurate Actually [by The World According to Nick]
Try the Team America How f*cking American are you? quiz.
I particularly enjoyed the which shoe do you wear question (watch for it, lol).
Here's my result and considering I'm Canadian, this is pretty accurate:
Thanks to The flying lumberyard
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If you couldn't tell, I'm taking it easy and supplying you with another quiz I was p*ssing around with.
Hat Tip: Flaming Duck
I'm as sweet as...
| You Are Apple Pie |
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Easy as pie, and clear as mud [by The Night Writer]
Hat Tip: Daveberta
People know you as: Grandmama
Quote: "Maybe the neighbor can lend us some sugar."
Your score indicates that you prefer a large metropolitan area to the wilderness and that you like your personal space. But you also enjoy interacting with other people occasionally and maybe, just maybe, on a rare occasion you even enjoy walking somewhere besides across the parking lot to your car.
You should live in a pre-World War II suburb. The kind populated by bungalow houses and charming little corner grocery stores. Just like grandma.
Examples of places you should live: Bethesda, MD; Evanston, IL
You scored higher than 93% on urban-rural
You scored higher than 13% on land intensity
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Hat Tip: Peace of my mind
You're the Ultimate Goddess. You have control over every element. You never lose your cool. You're a good person who likes everything to be the way it is and never change.
People love you for: Your ability to work under extreme pressure and your leadership.
Which Elemental Goddess are you? (9 different results+ pictures)
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I don't know about the wanting nothing to ever change bit, but the rest I'll go with.
Sure can't deny being an ultimate goddess, lol.
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95% scored higher (more stupid),
2% scored the same, and
3% scored lower (less stupid).
What does this mean? You are 3% stupid. This means...
You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.
Woo Hoo!
Hat Tip: Losts World
Impenetrable Prose and Poesy shares this quiz with us.
You are Schroeder!
Which Peanuts Character are You?
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Ya, that about sums me up. I always thought I was like a Schroeder, but I thought it was more to do with my piano skills.
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Ready for a little Beethoven? [by Ian's Messy Desk]
This was a bit of a lame quiz because, if you know the Muppets, the choices are fairly obvious who you'll end up being if you select them. Also, it is designed for men because some choices are like this one, "Married to a beautiful chick". I guess as a female, you can just pretend it says, "married to a beautiful man", or something. Regardless, I got an unexpected, but not so bad outcome.
You are Fozzie Bear.
You are caring and love your friends as if they
were family. For only they will put up with
your stupid jokes.
FAVORITE EXPRESSION:
"Wocka! Wocka!"
FAVORITE AUTHOR:
Gags Beasley, comedy writer
HOBBIES:
Telling jokes, dodging tomatoes
QUOTE:
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
His joybuzzer, his whoopee cushion and Clyde, the
rubber chicken.
What Muppet are you?
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