The Crazy Rants of Samantha Burns

In light of the recently aired special, Glenn Beck-Exposed: The Extremists Agenda, I thought I would share with you why the some liberals and many Europeans don't take the Al Qaeda/militant Islam threat seriously. Many actually believe that the entire thing is a grand conspiracy invented by neoconservatives. Yes, I kid you not. Can we say "cuckoo for coco-puffs?"

No one puts the entire conspiracy into perspective like Adam Curtis in this BBC Documentary "The Power of Nightmares". Michael Moore, take note, this film is done way better than your clap-trap documentaries. Now if they could some how weave in Bigfoot and space aliens, they'd have a plot for a new Hollywood movie!

I give you the grand conspiracy elegantly explained with a British Accent:

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Posted by MrBig at 09:06 AM | Permalink

For those who didn't know my blog, back in the "I'm an anonymous micro-somethingorother" days, this was a peculiar interaction I had with some wackjob of a moonbat. I have since been placed on the person's blacklist as the only female of 15 sites to avoid.

Enjoy!

It's so sad, I think I'm going to cry. I got this in my email the other day, and... and... I must be PMSing or something with all these flowing tears, but here is the depressing message left in my inbox:

Samanta or may I call you Sam?

You are a sister, which means you have been oppressed like me. As a victim you should be a liberal--but you're not!

If you don't change your ways away from evil conservatism, I will be forced to add you to my Black List. This will be the first time that I've ever done that to a fellow womyn. Your traffic will drop as Liberals will know not to come to your site.

Check out the Black List

Don't you want to come over to the good (liberal) side? As a womyn you are sooooo welcome.

This is your warning!

True Blue

Leave your answer on your blog. I will be checking.

This message came to me from somestupidumbassiteDOTcom. Gotta love that stupid ultra-feminist crapola; boo hoo, blacklisted from some pathetic nobody. Yes, you guessed it, I hope she's reading this. Funny thing is I'm not sure if it is sarcastic or not because everything on the site is so unbelievably stupid that it's hard to fathom anyone truly believing that crap.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (12)

Updated from my previous I'm Proud To Be A WoMan article.

Recently received this email from True Blue. Let's see if she really has the guts to do it. Perhaps I make too much sense for her mind to wrap around, and she has to publicise my site in hopes that others may learn something that she obviously can't.

I'll be putting you up on the Black List later today--I'm cat sitting right now and can't get to it.

Please note that I'm never happy about this (especially to a fellow repressed womyn) and I look forward to the day when a Black List is unnecessary.

I noticed that you didn't mention my blog in your post. Is that because you fear that your readers will desert you have reading blog that is truly liberal?

Anyway, I hope you one day see the light and join Hillary, Howard, John, John, Teddy, Barbara and me in promoting liberalism and fighting everything else...free trade, tax breaks for rich people. euro-centric teaching in schools, etc.

True Blue

Let me just mention one thing girly, because you obviously didn't read my article well enough, I didn't mention your blog because you're a link whore and I don't support that. Nice try.

If I'm what people consider a repressed woman, than I'm proudly repressed because I have a very happy life and am treated wonderfully by all I know. Please don't be jealous of my contentment; it just is what it is and not everybody has it that easy. It's not my job or will to go around telling people that they aren't being treated fairly in life; they have a mind and choices of their own, too, and nobody asked me to help them get through life.

And, I suppose you are going to argue that I can't really be that happy since I'm subordinate to men or some junk like that, I don't really care to hear your delusional thoughts; but guess what, you live a terribly miserable life if you have to go around whining and complaining about every little thing, especially when the majority of your gripes are falsehoods.

Anyhow, have fun playing with pussy.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:13 AM | Permalink | Comments (29)

It's so sad, I think I'm going to cry. I got this in my email the other day, and... and... I must be PMSing or something with all these flowing tears, but here is the depressing message left in my inbox:

Samanta or may I call you Sam?

You are a sister, which means you have been oppressed like me. As a victim you should be a liberal--but you're not!

If you don't change your ways away from evil conservatism, I will be forced to add you to my Black List. This will be the first time that I've ever done that to a fellow womyn. Your traffic will drop as Liberals will know not to come to your site.

Check out the Black List

Don't you want to come over to the good (liberal) side? As a womyn you are sooooo welcome.

This is your warning!

True Blue

Leave your answer on your blog. I will be checking.

This message came to me from somestupidumbassiteDOTcom. Gotta love that stupid ultra-feminist crapola; boo hoo, blacklisted from some pathetic nobody. Yes, you guessed it, I hope she's reading this. Funny thing is I'm not sure if it is sarcastic or not because everything on the site is so unbelievably stupid that it's hard to fathom anyone truly believing that crap.

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Posted by Samantha at 12:32 AM | Permalink | Comments (17)