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Moron Of The Month #3 Revealed

By samantha | April 3, 2009

Al Gore has many awards under his belt, so why not give him this one?

Yes, congrats Al Gore, you are the Moron of the Month, and another congratulations goes to socalwingnut for having the correct answer.

Mr. Al”Fraud” Gore (yes, I’m changing his name to something more suitable) seems to have done it again as he has apparently violated the rules of Earth Hour. As Drew Johnson of the Tennessee Center For Policy Research notes:

I pulled up to Al’s house, located in the posh Belle Meade section of Nashville, at 8:48pm – right in the middle of Earth Hour. I found that the main spotlights that usually illuminate his 9,000 square foot mansion were dark, but several of the lights inside the house were on.

Gee, how did I know Al Gore would turn out to be deserving of the moron title this month? Oh yes, he’s done it before:

In the year since Al Gore took steps to make his home more energy-efficient, the former Vice President’s home energy use surged more than 10%, according to the Tennessee Center for Policy Research.

“A man’s commitment to his beliefs is best measured by what he does behind the closed doors of his own home,” said Drew Johnson, President of the Tennessee Center for Policy Research. “Al Gore is a hypocrite and a fraud when it comes to his commitment to the environment, judging by his home energy consumption.”

In the past year, Gore’s home burned through 213,210 kilowatt-hours (kWh) of electricity, enough to power 232 average American households for a month.

“Actions speak louder than words, and Gore’s actions prove that he views climate change not as a serious problem, but as a money-making opportunity,” Johnson said. “Gore is exploiting the public’s concern about the environment to line his pockets and enhance his profile.”

While he apparently consumes more energy than most, he also profits off the weak-minded, illogical, or those who are simply too lazy to do any real research into the hoax of man-made global warming and its financial implications.

And, perhaps his over-consumption is the reason for his latest need for profit as he shills out another self-righteous, ego-inflating book on global warming. JumpOut of Radioactive Liberty states:

I know Al Gore likes to think of himself as the smartest man alive, and the media likes to gargle his nads, but I have to think that there is a better time to release a global warming book than in November. I mean, it was snowing in South Louisiana about that time last year.

Well, I will say this about old uncle Al. He is a charitable bastard. He plans to donate all the proceeds from this new book, titled “Our Choice”, to charity. That’s right, he’ll be giving all that money to the Alliance for Climate Protection. Pay no attention to the fact that the chairman of the board of directors for the Alliance for Climate Protection is Al Gore.

Hey, if he really cared about the environment and believed in what he was spewing, why not use the money from the previous book, movie, and media events to give away these “solutions”?

So, let me get this straight - he teams up with scientists (who need funding) to strike fear into the minds of the masses, reaps the rewards of those fears by selling a book and movie (etc.), then acquires even more wealth by telling the masses that they can be saved if they buy his book of solutions.

I swear this is better than Scientology!

It is the Cult of Global Warming.

But, in reality, Al Gore did deserve that Oscar he won in 2007. I mean, Oscars are for actors, and he did put on the performance of his life by pretending the science in his movie was reliable. Here are just a few of the “35 Inconvenient Truths: The errors in Al Gore’s movie” by Christopher Monckton of Brenchley:

ERROR 18: Arctic “warming fastest”

Gore says the Arctic has been warming faster than the rest of the planet. It is not. While it is in general true that during periods of warming (whether natural or anthropogenic) the Arctic will warm faster than other regions, Gore does not mention that the Arctic has been cooling over the past 60 years, and is now one degree Celsius cooler than it was in the 1940s. There was a record amount of snow cover in the Northern Hemisphere in 2001. Several vessels were icebound in the Arctic in the spring of 2007, but few newspapers reported this. The newspapers reported that the North-West Passage was free of ice in 2007, and said that this was for the first time since records began: but the records, taken by satellites, had only begun 29 years previously. The North-West Passage had also been open for shipping in 1945, and, in 1903, the great Norwegian explorer Amundsen had passed through it in a sailing ship.

ERROR 28: Many tropical diseases “spread through ‘global warming’”

Gore says that, as well as malaria, “global warming” is spreading dengue fever, Lyme disease, West Nile virus, arena virus, avian flu, Ebola virus, E. Coli 0157:H7, Hanta virus, legionella, leptospirosis, multi-drug-resistant TB, Nipah virus, SARS and Vibrio Cholerae 0139. It is doing no such thing. Only the first four diseases are insect-borne, but none is tropical. Of the other diseases named by Gore either in his film or in the accompanying book, not one is sensitive to increasing temperature. They are spread not by warmer weather but by rats, chickens, primates, pigs, poor hygiene, ill-maintained air conditioning, or cold weather.
ERROR 30: Carbon dioxide is “pollution”

Gore describes carbon dioxide as “global warming pollution.” It is not. It is food for plants and trees. Tests have shown that even at concentrations 30 times those of the present day even the most delicate plants flourish. Well-managed forests, such as those of the United States, are growing at record rates because the extra carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is feeding the trees. Carbon dioxide, in geological timescale, is at a very low concentration at present. Half a billion years ago it was at 7000 parts per million by volume, about 18 times today’s concentration.

Of course, you should also know that one synonym for the word “hypocrite” is “actor”; so ya, he deserved that Oscar.

The Nobel Peace Prize, on the other hand, was a sham and a disgrace. Next thing you know, we’ll see Michael Moore win one for his authentic and patriotic perceptions of the USA.


The fact of the matter is that climate change is natural, cyclical, and nothing to fear as it is just going to happen - deal with it. People need to deflate their egos from thinking that they can control the weather and our natural environment - it’s greater than you, and it’s self-sustaining (it’s going to do what it wants, so accept that reality and move on). Plus, they need to stop feeling so subconsciously guilty about their own happiness. Yes, life has been good; we have more now in the First World (even in a recession) than ever before, but that consumption does not mean destruction to our environment. We’re just not that significant in the bigger picture!

Now, I suppose I could say a lot more about Al”fraud” Goreacle’s controversial past, but he was the moron of the week once; so, feel free to venture back to Classic Sam to read up on his other moronic acts.

But, before I go, I do have one thing to wonder about…. If his wife, Tipper Gore, was so concerned about brainwashing that she pushed for Parental Advisory labels, then why hasn’t she censored her husband? I mean, he is one of the biggest brainwashers of harmful and corrupt messages out there.

Oh, and you may be wrong if you think Al Gore would be upset by this write-up. He did “create” the Internet afterall; so, that would mean he had a hand in publishing this article, too, right?

Congratulations again to socalwingnut for guessing the moron correctly.

More on the Moron:
Moron Revealed #20
Global Warming: Al Gore is wrong again
Miller Time! on The Factor (1/28/09)
An Inconvenient Lie - Debunking Al Gore

The Twit on Twitter
2008 - the end of global warming?

Topics: Moron of the Month | 190 Comments »

Anti-Earth Hour Is Approaching

By samantha | March 25, 2009

Anti-Earth Hour
If you read my stuff last year, you may recall my Anti-Earth Hour campaign.  If you didn’t hear about it, you can read about it by clicking here.

It’s almost that time again folks.  March 28th, 2009 is the day when hippies, enviroweenies, and nutjobs (did I mention screwballs?) around the world will turn off their lights for one hour in order to protest the delusional ideals of man-made global warming.

And, as I did last year, I am proposing that we confront this globalized gullability by expressing our knowledge that the theories of man-made global warming are unproven, fear-inducing, and completely political and leftist.  In turn, I would hope that this expression of intellect will teach and inform those who are susceptible to the global warming propaganda about the realities of natural climate changes, as well as debunk the myths that are out there.

Who’s profiting off the fear of the weak-minded?  We all know Al Gore is one on the top of that list, and there are many more gaining from it as well.  Go ahead a list a few.

So, this is my petition… and you all know how much I hate those things…, but this is one cause worthy of my signature.  On March 28th, 2009 at 8pm - your local time - turn your LIGHTS ON!


Below is a list of some items you can turn on in protest of Earth Hour:

-all household lights
-air conditioner
-automobiles (your ride)
-automobile headlights
-put on oven’s self-cleaning cycle
-any/all kitchen appliances
-dvd player
-game system
-and any other electrical equipment you can think of

Fine print disclaimer: I am not liable for acts of stupidity. Don’t be an idiot and burn down your house if you do this and have faulty wiring, or if you do something else senseless.

If you choose to attend the Anti-Earth Hour Campaign, please sign in the comment field below, or you may sign my Online Petition.

And, like last year, I encourage you all to blog about this petition and why the theories of man-made global warming are hypothetical at best.

Please sign up for the 60 minutes of ‘Anti-Earth Hour’

NOTE: They changed the date by one day from the 29th to the 28th, d*mn hippies, can’t even be organised for their events and causes.

UPDATE: More thank 40 people have signed the petition so far, which is awesome considering there are now more people out there this year who are against the farce of man-made global warming. Reading one comment, I got a good laugh from someone named “Kel O’Watt”:

I’m going to charge my iPhone during Earth Hour - even though won’t need it!!! I may also piss on my neighbour’s electric fence just to burn some electricity!!! Muhahahahaha!!!!

PS - my lights will soon be going on as 8pm is coming near for me. I already have the oven on; I’m going to burn a little extra while cooking a turkey to celebrate Anti-Earth Hour. Lol, I know, it’s a little wacky to celebrate; but hey, it’s worth it to oppose something so ridiculous as earth hour.

Topics: Ranting | 96 Comments »

Speaking Of Camel Toes

By samantha | March 22, 2009

Okay, we weren’t. But, I found this to go along with our little collection of Camel Toe fun.

camel toes

My personal favourite: Slot Pocket. Of course, you really can’t say it without humming the tune for Hot Pockets. Levi Lips is a close second.

Another I’ve heard that’s pretty good: Clam Chops. Lol.

Got any not already on that list or have a favourite?

Topics: Ranting | 39 Comments »

Pinch Me, I’m Scottish

By samantha | March 17, 2009

Oh wait, it doesn’t work that way.  Oh well, have a green one on me anyhow…

St. Patrick's Day - Green Beer

Topics: Ranting | 36 Comments »

Have A Happy Steak & Blowjob Day!

By samantha | March 14, 2009


Ladies, today is an important day.  We get Valentine’s Day, so it’s only fair that they get this day.  So, get on your knees and thank him.

And, fellas.  Make this day count.  If you can’t have both (perhaps you’re single or just can’t get any for whatever reason), at least shoot for one of the two.  Get out for a nice steak dinner - it’s your day for gosh sakes.

What’s the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

It’s their day - don’t make them beg. Unless… of course… they like that.

Here are some more jokes (click the links):

Funny Commercials

Blonde Blowjobs

Business Man’s Blowjob

An Ode To Oral Sex

Blowjob Etiquette his opinion/her opinion

Topics: Ranting | 53 Comments »

Moron Of The Month #3

By samantha | March 7, 2009

It’s time again for another moron, ya great, right.  Too many morons.  So, go ahead and get your thinking cap on, study the blackened-out image to the right, and guess who the moron is for the month of March.

You may be a lucky winner like Clever and have your name posted with a link to your site for an entire month if you guess correctly.  It’s something definitely worth an attempt.

ADDED NOTE:  There is a clue in the comment section.

Here is the standard info for the game:

To your right is the Moron Of The Month posting from which you will be able to guess who you believe is the moron in the picture, then submit your answer in the comment section of this article. At the end of the month, I will provide the correct answer along with a link to the winning guess’s site. Will you be the winner this month? It’s free advertising and awesome bragging rights, so give it a shot!

PS - this isn’t going to be easy as there is no shortage of morons out there: politicians, journalists, celebrities, frothing-at-the-mouth moonbats, and the like.

Topics: Ranting | 48 Comments »

Moron Of The Month #2 Revealed

By samantha | March 1, 2009

That’s right, last month’s moron was none other than Angelina Jolie, I mean, the Octomom.  The winner this time is Clever for guessing correctly that Nadya (or Natalie) Suleman (or Solomon) is a moron.

And how!

First off, she’s a moron for being single and purposely having 6 children.  Then, to add to that chaos and stupidity, she goes for 8 more making her the Octomoron of 14 kids.

I’m thinking that if the public has to pay for this moron and her soon-to-be neglected children (because there is no way this woman can give 100% to each and every one of her 14 kids), then the public should also have the right to force this woman into counseling to get over her Angelina Jolie obsession.

Nadya Suleman, Angelina Jolie

I mean, Nadya not only is breeding herself to be like Jolie, but it’s also well-known that she’s physically transforming herself to look like the celebrity.  There’s no denying it - even though Nadya does deny it - that her pre-octomom appearance is quite different from her Octomom interview appearance with Ann Curry. Butt fat-injected lips, nose job, facial fillers - it’s quite apparent.

octomom2Octomom before-after

I wonder if the cosmetic surgery was a trade-off: the in vitro doctor gives her a pregnancy and a facial reconstruction in exchange for a bit of publicity in the baby-making market and giving him the self-satisfaction of a god complex (because you know the doctor was playing god).

But, Nadya’s complex goes a bit further after we find out that she reportedly wrote to Jolie on a few occasions as well.  I don’t know about you, but I’d be looking into the whole restraining order thing if I were Jolie.  I think the only difference between the two (other than the fact that Nadya is MUCH less attractive) is that Jolie can actually afford her kids, and she was a lot more selfless in adopting.

Nadya is a moron for so many more reasons, though.  Like, for instance, the thought that she may have had these kids with the intention of acquiring fame and fortune.  Who hires a public relations company?

Nadya does.

Not to mention that she pushed for a reality tv show of her own and countless interviews on various talk shows.  If she does get her own show, though, it should definitely be titled Octomom: Single, Selfish, and Stupid.  Really, she may be the dumbest person alive, but I guess she did have the sense to know that if she wanted fame, she’d have to go big.

And, she certainly did that!

Octomom Pregnant

She is selfish to the extent of forcing her father to consider moving back to Iraq in order get a job as a translator just so he can support her financially; forcing her mom, Octogranny, to give up her own life to raise the kids; and forcing the taxpayers to feed, clothe, and house the kids.

She’s forced everyone into a predicament in which giving her the fame she seeks is the only option of escaping such a burden.  If the media buys her photos, films, and interviews, it will relieve the stress on the rest of us.

Although, I’m sure I’m among many who has no interest in watching a reality show of her feeble attempt to raise 14 kids.  I couldn’t stand the abuse!

But, let’s just hope she doesn’t decide to sell out to Vivid Entertainment by performing in the pornos they offered her in exchange for money and medical/dental for the kids.

I mean, ew!  I don’t even want to think about how raunchy and torn she looks below the waist after popping out 14 offspring.

But, with a lack of any self-respect, I wouldn’t put it past her to lower herself for that money.  Quite frankly, as disgusting as it is, it would be another way to save the taxpayers such a burden if she did it.  Not only is the public paying for the food and Social Security fees, but the hospital is also requesting monetary reimbursement for the care of those babies - something that may easily cost over a million dollars!  Further, do you really think she’ll ever be able to pay back her student loans?  The same student loans that she used to care for her kids rather than to gain a higher education?  And, Nadya claims that she isn’t receiving any aid from the government. 

Ya, right.

Okay then, moron.

But, then again, she is known to be a liar.  She has allegedly falsified the birth certificate documents; she apparently lied to the father in order to get inseminated quickly by telling him she had ovarian cancer (although, he can’t be too bright if he pledged to help care for the kids even if they aren’t his); and she was said to have lied to her mom by saying that the baby bump she had was a “tumor”.

Well, she was sort of right about that last one - that “bump” has become a cancerous burden on society.

Yes, Nadya Suleman is a moron.  And, only one question remains: how can we trick her into getting a hysterectomy?

More on the moron:
The “Crimes” of Nadya Suleman
Octomom Parody
Octomom Joke
Nadya Suleman Song
Another Dumb Move By Octomom
Don’t contribute to this moron.

Topics: Ranting | 52 Comments »

Camel Toe’s Ugly Sister

By samantha | February 18, 2009

You remember back when I posted some of those camel toe shots?

I know, it was a long while ago, but I’ve come across something a little more recent… and a lot more disturbing.



Topics: Ranting | 45 Comments »

I Met The Perfect Man On Valentine’s Day

By samantha | February 15, 2009

Got this for Valentine’s Day and thought I’d share it with you.

I’m sure this is one that the lady’s can agree on…

The Perfect Man

Written in the heart, it says, “He’s sweet and decadently rich! Just how a man ought to be!”

Lol. Don’t you just want to eat him up?

Topics: Ranting | 34 Comments »

Have a Happy VD!

By samantha | February 14, 2009

Hope you have a great Valentine’s Day… just be careful who you share it with, lol.

Happy V.D. - Valentine's Day

Topics: Extras | 36 Comments »

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